"There's an electricity in the moon"
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 August 2014 12:38 (nine years ago) link
you have to love headlines that imply that the reader isn't intelligent
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link
yo Karl why aren't you lobbying for us to harvest that moon electricity?
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link
Intelligent People All Have One Thing in Common: They Understand Title Case
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link
Intelligent People All Have One Thing in Common: They're Laughing At Me For Posting This
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Monday, 4 August 2014 21:59 (nine years ago) link
http://elitedaily.com/dating/5-reasons-date-bodybuilder/670939/
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link
http://elitedaily.com/dating/reasons-date-musician/600466/
Reading a book AND provocative legs
― cardamon, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:12 (nine years ago) link
Like me.
"They have one-track minds, and a lot of the time, their minds are on the track to either stardom or having the choice to spend their lives playing and writing songs. When that fails, they generally turn to heroin or suicide."
― Neanderthal, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link
*deep character sketch*
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
Dating a musician is almost like having an inhuman companion that is always there to catch you when you fall. Having these goals and dreams in your significant other will always add a splash of color and hope to the lives you pursue together.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/1896766_674571632593134_142534315_n.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 4 August 2014 23:18 (nine years ago) link
O how EMBARRASSING
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 00:10 (nine years ago) link
i don't think he said that part 375,849
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10501637_10203271049869434_5015993638021720399_n.jpg
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link
wow, never thought steve harvey was an heir to this guy
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link
Mark Twain, MRA pioneer
― anonanon, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link
http://s1.postimg.org/m0tcc2jm7/10593214_10100711493293605_9069843452217291592_n.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link
They morph into one true friend
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link
rong thread for elitedaily.
(i think we may have decided there is no right thread? how to be a man perhaps closest)
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 05:24 (nine years ago) link
prob should be posted on o_0 as well but
ok - had a nerve wracking phone call this am. guy calls my cell#. says his name is Carlos Rosa and "your brother was in an accident and is hurt real bad-he gave me this number for help. tell me your brother's name and then i give you all the details." well that was weird- I say - " No You Tell me his name. I want to speak with him" and the guy just won't. i say "i'm gonna call you back." i call my brother's work, cell and email. no response. then call his wife (at her moms.) i call Carlos Rosa back - no voicemail. he calls me back - this time I'm like " TELL ME HIS NAME. " NOW he tells me. "listen, i tell you what happened. your brother crashed my brother's brand new bmw at the gas station. he refuse to give the papers and pay, my brother shoot him and brought him here to my house. we got him hostage,my brother going to kill him unless you go to the bank and send the money, you want him to kill your brother? ..." my sister in law calls mid threat. i hang up on the guy and she tells me brother's at work. guy calls me back. i don't answer. i call 911 - " look - maybe they call the wrong number - maybe its a threat for extortion - maybe there is a guy being held with a gun to his head. i don't know. all i have is what i've told you, the guys " name" and this cell number. 917-8XX-3976." I encourage everyone to call it. and don't forget to block your ID.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
http://s28.postimg.org/ezqnt43al/fuckoff.png
Really want to repost this on FB but with the first verse from Laura Branigan's "Self Control"
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link
xpostOnly have to try max 100 numbers until I get Carlos.
― Bnad, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link
it's 862 but i figure why invite googlers to this
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
Noodles are made of styrofoam cancer wax, who knew
http://www.thatsnonsense.com/images/noodles.jpg
― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
raises a lot of questions
― odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link
damn i think i'm not properly spacing out my noodle seshes
― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
do i have to stop eating styrofoam?
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link
hmmmmm. how long is your typical cleansing break after a styro sesh? our body (we share one) needs up to 3 days to clean the styrofoam.
― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link
former mlb pitcher rodrigo lopez used to eat an entire styrofoam cup every time he pitched
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link
Make sure you stop eating a pack of noodles for at least 3 days after a session of noodles
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:18 (nine years ago) link
waiting for punchline that he now has cancer
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:19 (nine years ago) link
Obviously doesn't, he isn't in Dom's dead pool.
― and she's crying in a stairwell in Devon (aldo), Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:27 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BudGSepIEAATt1d.png
― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Thursday, 7 August 2014 18:15 (nine years ago) link
LOL
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 August 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
That's great. I just made this one and posted it on FB:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/darinjackiechloe/14830709426/in/photostream/
― Darin, Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link
http://testy-aug82014.businesscatalyst.com/images/14851438294_37cc62c09d_o.jpg
― Darin, Friday, 8 August 2014 06:05 (nine years ago) link
http://testy-aug82014.businesscatalyst.com/images/mother-teresa-laughing.jpg
― Darin, Friday, 8 August 2014 06:06 (nine years ago) link
A packet of instant noodles a day helps combat fever tho
Or at least that's what I heard from my friend noodle v ague
― pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to use dropbox (wins), Friday, 8 August 2014 06:31 (nine years ago) link
Darin, those are genius
― Mark G, Friday, 8 August 2014 07:16 (nine years ago) link
i eat a lot of instant noodles, this whole meme has just added to my hypochondria
― Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 8 August 2014 09:12 (nine years ago) link
It's a hoax. There's no wax in them.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 8 August 2014 09:15 (nine years ago) link
hey i assumed that, but anxiety's not a rational thing
― Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 8 August 2014 09:20 (nine years ago) link
It's a long standing Snopes tale, along with the dissolving nail in Coke one.
― Mark G, Friday, 8 August 2014 10:05 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I first heard it at school in the early 90s
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 8 August 2014 10:09 (nine years ago) link
Anyone ever try to boil Pop Rocks? It's magical.
― pplains, Friday, 8 August 2014 11:42 (nine years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpcGHlfCUAAcfUr.jpg
have you got what it takes to hit a punchbag when it's down?
recipeforabs.com
― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 8 August 2014 12:07 (nine years ago) link
http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/noodles.asp
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 August 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link
snopesnoodle
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 August 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link
the type of ramen i buy comes with a little sachet of styrofoam so you can add to taste
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 August 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link