http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/080814-catcalling-doree-pulse-as571.jpgso not gonna happen
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link
http://www.salon.com/2014/08/20/co_founder_of_als_ice_bucket_challenge_drowns_at_age_27
― Mordy, Thursday, 21 August 2014 00:58 (ten years ago) link
no, that's just sad
― micah, Thursday, 21 August 2014 02:45 (ten years ago) link
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/21/elementary-teacher-suspended-for-asking-white-student-cops-to-shoot-black-michael-browns/
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 August 2014 15:29 (ten years ago) link
Kid kills a dinosaur in a story, gets arrested: http://www.nbc12.com/story/26319685/cops-summerville-high-school-student-arrested-after-writing-threatening-message-on-assignment
― StanM, Thursday, 21 August 2014 16:57 (ten years ago) link
I mean first of all, we don't have dinosaurs anymore.
I love this woman
― ogmor, Thursday, 21 August 2014 23:27 (ten years ago) link
This thing, I swear:
http://m.sfgate.com/opinion/openforum/article/Techies-riding-Silicon-Valley-shuttles-are-not-5704848.php
'So seniors, disabled folks and outraged citizens - please stand back, stop protesting those tech shuttles, and set them free. My son has a dream to get to: the American Dream.'Susan Ahern of Richmond, Va., is the mother of a computer engineer who lives in San Francisco and works in Silicon Valley.
Susan Ahern of Richmond, Va., is the mother of a computer engineer who lives in San Francisco and works in Silicon Valley.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 August 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
that kid's either really embarrassed or really troubled
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
How the Irish Got Jobs at Google
― een, Saturday, 23 August 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link
From the headline, I actually thought this *was* an Onion piece:
http://www.salon.com/2014/08/21/college_dudes_worried_that_movement_to_take_rape_seriously_is_ruining_their_sex_lives/
― dinnerboat, Thursday, 28 August 2014 17:44 (ten years ago) link
incredible strawman of a headline
― een, Thursday, 28 August 2014 19:47 (ten years ago) link
best/most onionlike part of that article is the stock photo
― the dickering of salm on race (Treeship), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/286756/286756,1316643581,1/stock-photo-flatmates-enjoying-a-beer-together-85129009.jpg
― the dickering of salm on race (Treeship), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:02 (ten years ago) link
make a few bucks posing for some stock photos why not, what's the worst that could happen
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:04 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LyPP6KP.png
― the late great, Friday, 29 August 2014 05:28 (ten years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/28/us/isis-fort-hood-shooter/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
kinda LOL but mostly sad
― the late great, Friday, 29 August 2014 05:29 (ten years ago) link
h*ll fr*cking no
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 29 August 2014 05:37 (ten years ago) link
the NRA tweet is the kicker lmao
― een, Friday, 29 August 2014 17:46 (ten years ago) link
http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/234-sun-kil-moon-benji-glossary/
Though the musical components of Sun Kil Moon’s Benji rarely amount to more than Mark Kozelek’s voice and acoustic guitar, its lyrical universe is incomparably vast, spanning countries and decades, populated by dead relatives, high school friends, indie-rock peers, serial killers, and corporate-franchised eateries alike. Like the catalog of samples heard on the Beastie Boys’ Paul’s Boutique, the production credits on Yeezus, or the movie-credits-length list of people who’ve played in the Fall, a supplementary directory of references is required to fully appreciate its magnitude.
Mark Kozelek’s mom: She’s 75, and the closest friend Kozelek has.Scrabble: A classic board game that Mark Kozelek likes to play with his mom.
Domino’s: The preferred pizza provider for Kozelek and his cousins when staying over at his aunt and uncle’s.Happy Days: Comedy series created by Garry Marshall that aired on ABC from 1974-84. A favorite among the Kozelek clan.
KFC: a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Chicken—the fast food of choice served at the funeral for Kozelek’s uncle (“and that’s how he would’ve wanted it”).
The Doors: L.A. classic-rock icons who can be found in Jim Wise’s record collection.Stevie Nicks: Ditto.
Maybe Clickhole rather than Onion proper here.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 31 August 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link
the mind bogglesBoggle: a classic board game that Mark Kozelek likes to play with your mom
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 August 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link
What an amazing insight into Mark Kozelek's shitty taste.
― poop will eat itself (S-), Monday, 1 September 2014 03:50 (ten years ago) link
What is a blue crabcakes? Somebody help!
― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 1 September 2014 13:43 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwvlwO0IgAEbq0j.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 September 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link
thats a fucking classic
― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Friday, 5 September 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link
Helen Mirren: 'Why didn't hackers try find naked selfies of me?'
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Monday, 8 September 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/investor-picks-breadstick-battle-olive-garden
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 September 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link
http://www.freep.com/article/20140915/NEWS05/309150017/-Tea-party-Satanist-bristles-over-Detroit-temple-s-left-leaning-ways
― joygoat, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/cable-firm-boss-blames-the-rain-for-increase-in-pavement-blasts-in-london-9734894.html
― koogs, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:05 (ten years ago) link
^ truly frightening
― hug niceman (psychgawsple), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:15 (ten years ago) link
Probably still safer than Beijing sidewalks.
― panic disorder pixie (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:34 (ten years ago) link
http://www.npr.org/blogs/deceptivecadence/2014/09/16/348986742/watch-a-sweet-little-butterfly-nearly-crush-a-womans-hopes-and-dreams
more clickhole than onion
― anonanon, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link
http://nypost.com/2014/09/22/the-living-hell-of-the-man-who-orgasms-100-times-a-day/
― 龜, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:55 (nine years ago) link
dear god the picture too
― Ѿ (imago), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:58 (nine years ago) link
Those photos...
― Jeff, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link
in fact all the pictures, especially the last one
― Ѿ (imago), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link
isn't the ny post highly dubious tho, like I know all papers are but some more so. has a daily sport ring to it, this
― Ѿ (imago), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link
“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”
― gbx, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:53 (nine years ago) link
okay
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 03:40 (nine years ago) link
the Sun ran a story a while back abt a woman w/ the same disorder which was a series of gross misrepresentations implicitly inviting the audience to laugh at her predicament ("film at 11" etc). daresay this is along much the same lines
― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 07:26 (nine years ago) link
from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2769462/Is-really-Un-Fears-health-North-Korean-dictator-weeks-without-public-appearance.html:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/eatmorefish/emmental_zpse2d3711d.png
― Larminard Darzingargle (silverfish), Monday, 29 September 2014 04:06 (nine years ago) link
tbf north korea kinda looks like an onion article but isn't
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 September 2014 04:17 (nine years ago) link
http://www.salon.com/2014/09/29/my_boyfriend_lives_in_a_dumpster/
*Shakes head* White ppl
― 龜, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:45 (nine years ago) link
we prefer "melanin challenged"
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link
Misread 'every now and then a student takes a shift in the dumpster'
― ljubljana, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 00:39 (nine years ago) link
Caffeine-infused underwear not a weight loss aid, US regulators say
― TTAGGGTTAGGG (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link
"Taliban make horrible Twitter gaffe"
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/secretly-located-taliban-official-denies-revealing-whereabouts-after-twitter-gaffe-tags-him-in-pakistan-9775316.html
― some dude, Sunday, 5 October 2014 11:46 (nine years ago) link
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/oregon-man-robbed-of-new-gun-by-armed-man
http://i.imgur.com/wc4jOUJ.png
― 龜, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link
if only there were a good guy with a gun there to prevent the robbery.
― wmlynch, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
Fracking company teams up with Susan G. Komen, introduces pink drill bits “for the cure”
http://media.salon.com/2014/10/10-620x350.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link
a Komen spokeswoman said that the partnership “grew from Baker Hughes’ involvement in our Houston Race for the Cure” and that “the issue is personal to them and their employees,” adding that “the evidence to this point does not establish a connection between fracking and breast cancer.”
― een, Thursday, 9 October 2014 04:35 (nine years ago) link