why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

hmm, here it is without the MBV font:
http://dixeyland.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/chemicalstorm.jpg

Gill Sans is "the My Bloody Valentine font"?

i overheard three separate clients plus a department in the hotel request ice buckets on the same day last week; also i had to help someone convert their ice bucket challenge video from horizontal to vertical

xpost, the font was on the image that wouldn't appear:
http://suhanijain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/health-quote.jpg

oh bother:
http://suhanijain.com/2013/03/12/quotes-on-health-whenever-you-see-the-words-fat-free/

an old acquaintance from high school (she was in choir with me, and was my madrigals partner) recently went through a pre-emptive mastectomy due to having an 85% risk of acquiring breast cancer due to a rare disorder. And then not too long after, she went through a divorce with her husband of three years. they took a selfie of them smiling together from the courthouse, not as a means of "LOL", but showing that divorce doesn't have to wreck the two of you afterwards, and that they still care for each other.

it went viral over the internet and they've become known as the divorce selfie couple and even though it's the most innocuous thing on the planet the vitriol some bro-ish assholes spewed at them just makes me think that people can shit on anything. oi...

whoa i heard about that on AM radio!

yeah it blew up fast. she posted it on her FB only about a week ago, a few small blogs got wind of it, then HuffPo got it and that kind of kickstarted it exploding.

I sometimes see the words "fat free" emblazoned on items that only a very stupid or ignorant person would not already know were fat free, such as those bags of "baby" carrots. To the best of my knowledge, those carrots do not resemble a chemical shit storm. They're just mechanically-reshaped carrot chunks in a plastic bag. The same goes for skim milk and a bunch of other innocuous foodstuffs that have been subjected to the attention of marketing teams.

baby carrots are also gluten-free #protip #paleo #babycarrots #beastmode

Just remember, think CHEMICAL SH*TSTORM!!!!!!!!!!!

which military intervention in the middle east was that again? i lose track

ha

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1474589_10153534251255230_1808621433_n.jpg?oh=fc64e2b980444a49fc54aa78172d6359&oe=546704E8&__gda__=1415970354_0a5cb151341bcdd4c12d5b513f5b3e2e

gross

what a waste of a banana

banana taste would completely ruin delicious candy corn taste

Would eat.

fp

like, in theory that's not offensive but something about the title with the parenthetical is really nauseating

http://static.flickr.com/66/228881206_d28a586bc0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ARkjLIY.jpg

Prince Charmin, the toliet paper prince

Tattoos
No Regrets

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02511/katidis_2511968b.jpg

fascist say hi to me

things i got by searching for "mr whipple tattoo":

http://www.sacred-texts.com/nam/sw/35p/img/455.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cz1hLjRgl5Y/UnVXCziwI2I/AAAAAAADEy0/e0BdzO3T-vg/s1600/main+house+lower+floor+IIHIH.png

http://timemilitary.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/99158573-copy.jpg?w=480&h=320&crop=1

http://www.gastrotraining.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Image-7-whipples.jpg

http://cloudfront-assets.reason.com/assets/mc/tcavanaugh/chicktracthaters.jpg

That last one is inexplicably down on eyeglasses and bow ties.

http://photos.costume-works.com/full/charmin_n_mr_whipple.jpg

Mister Whipple! Lord, lord.

https://scontent-a-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/997061_893428127336996_8467564458766380230_n.jpg?oh=d6fe71dbac4385265e11c627b8e8a6a2&oe=547D48B8

I hate those ppl who add up differently from me

is that a gravestone

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10308720_10152448225076264_6257788621794727905_n.jpg?oh=235aef0c71f97dfb7b7f05af98da5503&oe=547EECB0

https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1724176_10153869843595717_1445512569_n.jpg?oh=84a61082fad09cad85e4290ae1110fee&oe=54811923

artisanally hand-made special needs children

Discriminating against people with weak hearts.

who are all these non-unique children that are getting so much attention at the expense of all the unique children in the world? sounds like that clone army is advancing quicker than any of us could have imagined.

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/27/27182/original/700.hq.jpg?8563

"ICE BUCKET"
"ALS"
crying statue of liberty
nomiHATE
FUNDRAISING SICKOS (with flies coming off them)

oh and INNOCENT CITIZENS, don't forget them

nb. Kelly does cartoons for noted satirical website The Onion

I didn't wanna say

also raggett

ah they got me... i thought it was supposed to be a real satire, as opposed to a satire of a satire.

Kelly is great, the cartoons are just credible enough to be sort-of convincing whilst being hilariously OTT and offensive at the same time

Fundraising Sicko reminds me of Weird Al.

lol dj mencap did you know that korn picture is mine

yes I took it from the OG noize borad thread

I've been thinking about the candy corn on the cob thing. It would probably work okay if you did it to a 3 Musketeers or something. The real banana is so repulsive though.

i hate sweetcorn but i do like corn on the cob. they should make more food 'on the cob'.

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10502396_348092432022690_5996338708892818857_n.jpg?oh=a59277790be969d086be1464d41ddfbf&oe=546762BE

Oh, you can't?