why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (20986 of them)

I hate those ppl who add up differently from me

goth colouring book (anagram), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 07:37 (nine years ago) link

is that a gravestone

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 09:07 (nine years ago) link

artisanally hand-made special needs children

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

Discriminating against people with weak hearts.

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link

who are all these non-unique children that are getting so much attention at the expense of all the unique children in the world? sounds like that clone army is advancing quicker than any of us could have imagined.

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link

"ICE BUCKET"
"ALS"
crying statue of liberty
nomiHATE
FUNDRAISING SICKOS (with flies coming off them)

www.perry.como (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 08:21 (nine years ago) link

oh and INNOCENT CITIZENS, don't forget them

www.perry.como (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 08:22 (nine years ago) link

nb. Kelly does cartoons for noted satirical website The Onion

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:21 (nine years ago) link

I didn't wanna say

also raggett

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:25 (nine years ago) link

ah they got me... i thought it was supposed to be a real satire, as opposed to a satire of a satire.

www.perry.como (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:29 (nine years ago) link

Kelly is great, the cartoons are just credible enough to be sort-of convincing whilst being hilariously OTT and offensive at the same time

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:31 (nine years ago) link

Fundraising Sicko reminds me of Weird Al.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 09:35 (nine years ago) link

lol dj mencap did you know that korn picture is mine

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link

yes I took it from the OG noize borad thread

for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

I've been thinking about the candy corn on the cob thing. It would probably work okay if you did it to a 3 Musketeers or something. The real banana is so repulsive though.

how's life, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

i hate sweetcorn but i do like corn on the cob. they should make more food 'on the cob'.

monoprix & dimensions (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link

because no one has ever been killed by a gun purchased through legal means...

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link

Background checks probably more rigourous for purchasing illegal guns

intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 September 2014 16:40 (nine years ago) link

omg it didn't even give me chance to answer wtf

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

It's alright, the dude doesn't let you answer in real life either.

Mark G, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

paranoia nicely expressed through typography

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Thursday, 4 September 2014 23:04 (nine years ago) link

"man since criminals don't follow the law anyway what's the point of having em? If they don't prevent all crime they're useless IMO"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 4 September 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link

blegh

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 5 September 2014 04:50 (nine years ago) link

passive aggressive toucan penguin fucker

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 September 2014 04:51 (nine years ago) link

some redditor just got me to hate some dumb bird

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 September 2014 04:52 (nine years ago) link

power of reddit

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 5 September 2014 04:53 (nine years ago) link

Puffin asking for it IMO

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 05:10 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah a puffin

fuck a puffin

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 September 2014 05:13 (nine years ago) link

wow.

how's life, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link

because of these today I'm not a criminal, a thief not a convict and Michael Hutchence is dead

for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

Flip-flops: my childhood was awesome!
Licking the batter off the spoon: my childhood was awesome!
Getting all dressed up for gramma's funeral: fuck, you're right. my childhood had its rough patches too.

how's life, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:19 (nine years ago) link

But I love the meme-responding-to-meme thing. People take some time out of their lives to make some stuff, don't they?

how's life, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link

Yes, no criminal was every severely beaten as a child. In fact, there's no connection whatsoever and no such thing as a cycle of abuse. Thanks, Facebook Guy!

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link

'Your kid's childhood was probably even worse. Your grandchild is possibly dead'

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

haha christ some people hate children so much

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:36 (nine years ago) link

holy shit

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

SharesFromYourAunt.com

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link

anyone who frequents this thread needs to follow that page

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Friday, 5 September 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link

just tried to click "like" on sunny's post

corporal punishment stans are such muppets, and yeah of course most criminals have experienced no violent chastisement as children duh yeah

Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

jfc have to hope everyone who shares that goes on a list somewhere

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

Um... you guys do realise that's a joke, right?

emil.y, Friday, 5 September 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.