a thread for matt p

(skims thread) ...oh

matt p serious question what initially got me on your apparent enemies list

you aren't

everybody starts on the list. you get taken off the list through good works.

or pumpkin cookies. your choice.

Wait so who was "Derping 2" then or am I just taking a pun unnecessarily personally

sorry

lol at the idea that a poster literally inviting other posters to ogle pj harvey isn't sexist. oh that wasn't his intentions, who gives a fuck.

it's ok, idly insulting stuff happens on the internet all the time without much behind it, was just wondering if there was a reason

idek where i am on matt's list nowadays, think we made peace but then i liked hey qt too much? one can only strive to be better

i do want matt p to like me because he's a good poster who's usually right, and i don't feel vulnerable in saying so

haa <3 ya imago

aw <3 i'm glad i got drunk and spoke with candour

word

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Cameo-Word_Up!_(album_cover).jpg

I still stand behind this post

not surprised that passive-aggression combined with a tendency to get really mad about things that are not all that substantial makes for one of ILX's most beloved posters

weird this thread was revived, don't see any new posts

matt p more like master p "make em say UGH"

that's a fire frogbs post

that's a "fire frogbs" post

NASA: MAVEN spacecraft arrives at Mars after nearly year-long journey

hi matt

*waves*

matt does the p stand for poo poo

in the same way that the que stands for questionable

i want an answrer

fuck you

i thought que stood for "what"
my whole worldview being rocked right now

que stood for [REDACTED]

it's cool, marriages end. mine sure did!! hi 5

btw matt i just wrote the sort of rly rly graphic, anatomical & hot gay sex scene one might write after listening 2 autechre all evening. my novel is gna be so good

it even has the word 'maven' in it

i regret all of the stupid times i have expressed death wishes to people i don't know on the internet and would like to not do that any more, not that i regret the sentiment so much as the attention-grabbiness of saying it and the tendency it has to de-legitimize the arguments of better people who care enough to engage.

― mattresslessness, Thursday, September 18, 2014 4:11 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can you maybe regret the stupid time you told someone you hope they get raped

awww lay off dude, that's just our ILX angryman

gettin some salieri vibes from that post

you can't spell mattresslessness without sassess melts stern. i'd be careful.

can you maybe regret the stupid time you told someone you hope they get raped

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, September 22, 2014 6:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why do you want me to regret it?

all this time I never knew
tessrellness
tresslessness?
= p

so not glosst
so matt
e

hi crabbits!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/Ascension.jpg

*dap*

!

just in case we'd forgotten who the coolest ilxor was

why do you want me to regret it?

― mattresslessness, Monday, September 22, 2014 10:01 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah nvm

everyone stfu and let him speak

no

we all encounter the matt p wall at some point

we must simply walk through that wall

as bricks shower down upon our heads

why did we let this dick back in?

didn't he hand u the olive branch of late

anyone care to point to a problem besides not liking me?