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My 5 does that

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link

i don't just sit down with the phone in my pocket, i bike with the phone in my pocket. kinda non-negotiable, i don't want to carry a bag 100% of the time.

ugh (lukas), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

xposts

ugh (lukas), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link

Do you bike in spandex?

, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

it just works*

*if u dont keep it in yr pocket, if u keep deleting stuff, if u buy the watch

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

sometimes but then the phone goes in a back jersey pocket.

i'm talking about when i'm riding around the city wearing jeans or whatever.

xp

ugh (lukas), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

I really don't feel like there's much pressure on my phone when I sit with it in the front pocket -- maybe these people are wearing some tight-ass pants or have some thick-ass thighs.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:38 (nine years ago) link

ya prob wearing tight jeans as is the style

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link

iphone 5 more powerful than any jeans tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link

Bicycling with a phone in your front pocket sounds pretty uncomfortable tbh xp

, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link

where tf else u supposed to put it u all r slaves to ur devices SLAVES

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link

calm down

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link

i'm gonna regret ordering this, aren't I
me and my front pockets!

Nhex, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link

let me just throw some water on my face

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

nah biking with my 5s is fine. it kinda ends up off to the side and i don't notice it.

ugh (lukas), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

I'm now concerned I won't be able to carry this phone in my pockets, what with my gigantic penis

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

just put yr penis in the other pocket

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

it already is!

💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:54 (nine years ago) link

iPenis

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link

I'm now concerned I won't be able to carry this phone in my pockets, what with my gigantic penis

― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Tuesday, September 23, 2014 12:51 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the torsion the UNBEARABLE TORSION

von Daniken Donuts (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link

yeah I can bike with a phone in my pocket, I wear the dad jeans though

⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link

dad penis

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

i bike with my phone in my front pocket, it's fine

caek, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link

Tried to buy an iPhone 6 online from Verizon but their website was broke down. It failed Safari, Firefox, and Chrome, but at different places consistently on each.

idk if it was mentioned here but through the end of the month they're offering $200 trade-in value on iPhones ($300 for the 5S) when you buy a 6. Better than Nextworth. I'll be glad to say goodbye and fuck you to AT&T.

Je55e, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 13:30 (nine years ago) link

not eligible for trading up to the 6 Plus though, which is bullshit

Nhex, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link

I'm getting a regular 6, but their website says The appraised value includes a promotional offer that requires a purchase of an iPhone 6 or iPhone 6 Plus on Verizon Wireless by 9/30/2014.

Je55e, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link

(w/r/t $200 promo)

Je55e, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link

iphone 5 teardown

http://i.imgur.com/nbLCqYI.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

be careful

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 18:10 (nine years ago) link

I tried out the 6 and 6+ in a store today and I think I'm dfeinitely going with a 6

, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link

be careful

― i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Wednesday, September 24, 2014 2:10 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i fixed it! like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZh2eSGT-gc

pretty proud

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link

proud papa am i

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

damn wow

I went into my 5's port yesterday and scraped out a bunch of lint n stuff & it was a little easier to get it to charge today, so I'm hoping that's all it was. I don't want to go all fixerupper on it if I don't have to (do NOT want to get a new phone right now)

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

just dont use those cheap ass third part charging cables kids! take it from me

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

I actually noticed that a third-party cable acted up in the car and didn't maintain a connection well whereas the apple one worked fine. Wonder if that's only been a problem with the lightning cables.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link

I think I maybe fucked up my 4S's dock connector with a cheap cable before (my friend has now replaced the connector for me). The Apple cables are so OTT expensive though. I wish I could just find a midrange one I could trust. Actually I did: an Amazon-branded one, but it's black rather than white and has the Amazon logo stinking things up a bit.

Alba, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link

yeah i guess there are third party ones that are approved by apple but im too shook now i bought an official one

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

I almost bought a third party laptop charger but then I bit the bullet

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link

Ah, I didn't think before to search for MFi (Made For iPhone) in my search:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=mfi%2030-pin%20cable&sprefix=mfi+30-pin%2Caps%2C291

Alba, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link

sick work lagoon la
my iphones battery is failing and ive watched several of those videos
the cost differential of buying replacement battery and philips 00 whatever screwdriver vs getting a professional to do it is minimal, perhaps £25
nonetheless i would like to replace it myself, not that i ever fix anything myself but the phone is somehow personal in a way idk a microwave or whatever isnt
still its just too intricate and idont really trust myself to replace it without fucking something up so its probably going to the repair people
regards,

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:34 (nine years ago) link

I would fix my phone before my microwave because my phone is less capable of killing me imo

⌘-B (mh), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link

if u break ur phone u r basically dead tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link

your phone is a microwave though

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

not a very good one

⌘-B (mh), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link

Does anybody know of a good breakdown of the iPhone 6's subsidized vs. unsubsidized cost structure

I know that back in the day you'd save like $500 if you bought the phone outright

Playing around on AT&T and verizon now though I'm not so sure

, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link

i read something that said it was cheaper to buy still, verizon even has a plan for that now i think

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link

Yeah Verizon has a $60 a month plan that's pretty sweet for single users

I'm trying to get a family share thing going

Might move to Cricket or Straight Talk

, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link

$60 a month without a subsidised phone? Ha – you can get that deal for £23 (£37.50) a month over in the UK, with unlimited data, minutes and texts.

Alba, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link

Or £15 if you don't need unlimited minutes.

Alba, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link

we dont appreciate hearing abt other countries phone plans in the usa

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link


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