why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

If Steve Jobs had had his way we'd all be speaking in hipster binary by now.

01100001 01101110 01101001 01101101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101100 01101100 01100101 01100011 01110100 01101001 01110110 01100101

as if

There's a parallel universe in which I can resist pasting Mordy's post into a translator.

I want to live there.

imagine there's no unix
and there's no windows too
a large setback in computing
no generic-text languages oh boo

imagine there's no irises in eyes

iMagine

two years ago we had Dennis Ritchie, Bob Windows and Johnny Unix

it's funny how people think these things would not exist without one person. it is all so very Randian.

Come up with the ten commandments, ignored (Moses)
Become a hipster, sell stolen ideas, praised by media as Jesus of religion (Jesus)

truly, Jesus, was the Jesus of Christianity

the Jesus of Nazareth

or at the very least, a Jesus of Nazareth

nailed on

now you're messin with
a son of our lord
now you're messin with a son of our lord

Love Hurts.

Without Dennis Ritchie we would have: We would all read in binary.

01010111 01101001 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01000100 01100101 01101110 01101110 01101001 01110011 00100000 01010010 01101001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00111010 00100000 01010111 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110

Hey, those are the lyrics to one of my favorite Rush tunes

What's that 2 doing in the middle of it?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx_HxHiIQAA5JgC.jpg

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091207225140/p__/protagonist/images/7/78/Popeye.jpg

lots of words to say idgaf xp

lol adam

I eats all me spinach wiv some fava beans and a nice chianti, uhgugugugug!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p168x128/1383417_233595956797901_613342413_n.jpg?oh=9a1bbd99ba8b446236ec0f8dbf8d2605&oe=54B514F1&__gda__=1421728012_b16dc6df9f85f51e6fce5248ba6fc4bc

anthony hopkins is this generation's bob marley

Jammin' Hopkins.

Am I the only one who thinks THIS:

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KubESzhp--/a1cg94ik3xzd086cz1vm.jpg

Looks way tastier that THOSE

beautiful

Kowloon walled pizza

wall-o-pizza

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10676301_609919235783218_1927850731451731116_n.jpg?oh=8162a89840ac54fd0e754b9641abd520&oe=54C5212E&__gda__=1421137394_55d401b17e33ea6286c8763cf6f3bb2f

pillowmadeofarms.com

And for the Dawkins people...

https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/997066_1575520956002390_5516753728685734841_n.jpg?oh=85af202ae980347256292e0082d49d64&oe=54CBADEB

well they can fuck off back to skaro

nerd lol

ugh
everyone is so hateful
i can't stand it anymore

interesting take on FB in the New Yorker:

http://www.newyorker.com/books/joshua-rothman/facebooks-courtroom

esp like the bit about "gratitude challenges" masked as punishment beneath a veneer of positivity

you used to speak the truth but now you're Dawkins

I don't get the cake one at all. TBH my first attempt to make sense of it is that it's pro hetereo anal sex but anti-gay?

I think it's actually a very straightforward and boring claim: I LOVE CHOCOLATE vs. OTHER KINDS OF CAKE

today's loud multicoloured cakes

no the cake is definitely anal sex

i like my anal sex like i like my cake

With Cream?

up the butt?

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10647191_571171646320119_3169539069098656685_n.jpg?oh=e4ca051ae6467c224115466c83814cc0&oe=54CFB97E

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10647191_571171646320119_3169539069098656685_n.jpg?oh=e4ca051ae6467c224115466c83814cc0&oe=54CFB97E

blimey