http://imgur.com/gallery/dGoA9
― da croupier, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
What is life if not a giant vat of sperm with a spigot
― definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
Kody Firesheets2 months ago You say Lady Gaga, I say Lady Antebellum. You say Jason Derulo, I say Jason Aldean. You say T-Pain, I say T-Swift You say Ke$ha, I say Kenny. You say Pitbull, I say Paisley. You say Justin Bieber, I say Justin Moore and go grow a pair. 92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 3 videos. Stop being a idiot and start listening to real music!!! COUNTRY!! thumbs up!!! BTW Brantley Gilbert is one of the best country artists.
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
fyi that imgur link is just a stand-up comedy bit in gif-form, in case one worried
― da croupier, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
You say Justin Bieber, I say Justin Moore and go grow a pair.
wait kody grows a pair every time you say justin bieber? damn.
― da croupier, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link
If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 3 videos.
I kinda admire the precision
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:50 (nine years ago) link
i wonder if kody meant to get "let's call the whole thing off" stuck in my head
― da croupier, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link
which name is more improbable -- Kody Firesheets or Brantley Gilbert?
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link
latter headmaster of school for pyrotechnically giften kids attended by former in first in series of critically lamented bestsellers
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:04 (nine years ago) link
directed by David Fincher
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link
dame maggie smith in lauded cameo as "victim # 1" (lady with dog)
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:09 (nine years ago) link
8% Hee Haw Nation
― Yo Gotti Nutter Ting Hummin' (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 October 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link
You know, I had flies in the face of the expected practice around sperm donation copied and everything to have a lol @ djp's expense in this serious discussion, but then he twisted the knob on the spigot even further.
― pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 00:21 (nine years ago) link
I mean, if donor selection was no big deal, they would just dump all the sperm into a giant vat and hook you up to a spigot when it was time for implantationthat is a really horrifying image and I should delete it no no do not submit this fuck
that is a really horrifying image and I should delete it no no do not submit this fuck
Stop me if you've heard this one before - a bigot gets hooked up to a giant sperm vat's spigot and...
― 龜, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:17 (nine years ago) link
fyi i wasn't saying it was no big deal or they shouldn't be shut down for fucking it up but just...why do they need to pay you. how do you win your lawsuit. BUT i do think you should be required by law to get inseminated at random.
― flatizza (harbl), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:19 (nine years ago) link
also, i wanted to bring this up: nazis eugenics hitler
T/S: Giant vat of sperm or the goop gun
― 龜, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:20 (nine years ago) link
goop gun just like taco bell
― flatizza (harbl), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:21 (nine years ago) link
I do remember that clinics would regularly advertise in the newspapers around yale that they were looking for women who were willing to donate their eggs; Ivy League eggs carry a premium I think
The compensation was in the tens of thousands of dollars but someone told me that considering all the trouble / potential for complications of the egg donation process it ends up being a terrible bargain for the donor
Also remember reading a story about how clinics are refusing to accept donations from gingers because they are overloaded w ginger sperm and i guess nobody wants a ginger child?
― 龜, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:26 (nine years ago) link
BUT i do think you should be required by law to get inseminated at random.
― flatizza (harbl), Friday, October 3, 2014 1:19 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
What, like everyone?
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link
xp disgraceful
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:38 (nine years ago) link
people still using the word "ginger"?
― Yo Gotti Nutter Ting Hummin' (President Keyes), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:38 (nine years ago) link
only for things that are ginger
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:39 (nine years ago) link
You must be a ginger xp
― 龜, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:40 (nine years ago) link
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/hurt-dave-seeing-red-697081
― C21H23NO5 (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link
proceed gingerly
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:42 (nine years ago) link
Shameful article xp
Didn't even include a picture so we could have a look for ourselves
― 龜, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Clubs/Club%20Home/2009/3/12/1236897828691/Dave-Kitson-001.jpg
looks like a hot head.
― pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:45 (nine years ago) link
i can see why he's getting all fired up.
― pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:46 (nine years ago) link
I feel like red-haired people generally underrated and non-red haired people who try for red are overrated
― ⌘-B (mh), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:51 (nine years ago) link
this is the thread where I out my ginger-haired woman interests
― ⌘-B (mh), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:52 (nine years ago) link
ROLLING DAVE KITSON THREAD
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:52 (nine years ago) link
Handsome but sounds like a right pain in the ass.
― Laurel, Monday, January 28, 2008 5:32 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Er. What was the question again?
vmic btw
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:53 (nine years ago) link
:)
― ⌘-B (mh), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:54 (nine years ago) link
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Thursday, October 2, 2014 8:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Well of course there's a thred about that.
― pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:56 (nine years ago) link
Why isn't is ROILING DAVE KITSON THREAD?
― 龜, Friday, 3 October 2014 01:57 (nine years ago) link
TROLLING DAVE KITSON, RED
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:58 (nine years ago) link
this is a key moment in ilx us-uk relations
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, 3 October 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link
nobody fuck this up
― 龜, Thursday, October 2, 2014 9:40 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Actually I'm a Gilligan.
― Yo Gotti Nutter Ting Hummin' (President Keyes), Friday, 3 October 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link
Seeing as how people don't pick their sexual partners at random, but look for traits they find attractive, it feels a bit arbitrary to suggest that those who have to seek alternative methods of insemination should be forced to spin a big wheel. that only folks engaging in "traditional" insemination should have any authority over what genes they put inside themselves.
unless you're saying that NO ONE should get to pick their partner in procreation - in which case, good luck with that sci-fi shit
― da croupier, Friday, 3 October 2014 06:14 (nine years ago) link
Brave New Spigot
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 October 2014 06:18 (nine years ago) link
Logan's Cum
― nickn, Friday, 3 October 2014 07:22 (nine years ago) link
rah
― zero content albums (darraghmac), Friday, 3 October 2014 07:24 (nine years ago) link
dysfallopian
xpost to harbl
yeah for this to be actual medical ~malpractice~ there has to be substantive harm, it may not be enough that an obvious (but totally benign) mistake was made
― gbx, Friday, 3 October 2014 11:00 (nine years ago) link
hence making the case that the "harm" is inherent to being a biracial kid in garbagetown USA
but like if the goal is just to shutter an incompetent sperm bank (and not to recoup losses that basically don't exist) then there are other ways to go about it I'd think
― gbx, Friday, 3 October 2014 11:04 (nine years ago) link
Kody Firesheets2 months agoYou say Lady Gaga, I say Lady Antebellum. You say Jason Derulo, I say Jason Aldean. You say T-Pain, I say T-Swift You say Ke$ha, I say Kenny. You say Pitbull, I say Paisley. You say Justin Bieber, I say Justin Moore and go grow a pair. 92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 3 videos. Stop being a idiot and start listening to real music!!! COUNTRY!! thumbs up!!! BTW Brantley Gilbert is one of the best country artists.
You say Lady Gaga, I say Lady Antebellum. You say Jason Derulo, I say Jason Aldean. You say T-Pain, I say T-Swift You say Ke$ha, I say Kenny. You say Pitbull, I say Paisley. You say Justin Bieber, I say Justin Moore and go grow a pair. 92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 3 videos. Stop being a idiot and start listening to real music!!! COUNTRY!! thumbs up!!! BTW Brantley Gilbert is one of the best country artists.
This is the worst queen cover I've ever heard.
― how's life, Friday, 3 October 2014 11:08 (nine years ago) link
omg rolling dave kitson might be my fave britisher thread, what a day
― goole, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link
― gbx, Friday, October 3, 2014 7:00 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gbx, Friday, October 3, 2014 7:04 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I agree that the "wrongful birth" cause of action is probably a huge stretch, but there's also a breach of warranty claim, which is sort of interesting. If you go to a sperm bank that gives you the option of choosing donor traits, are you entitled to "get what you paid for"? I think you probably should be. I mean when you physically mate with someone, you have that option, even with racist motivations, so I don't really think sperm banks should function differently. What the appropriate compensation would be I have no fucking idea.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link