gonna stop friending guys with cute profile pics just in case
― Chimp Arsons, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
On a related note, some guy in the UK got jailed today for selling fake bomb detectors that could also allegedly be used to detect trafficked people thusly:
The instruction manuals that accompanied their products claimed the user’s static electricity would power the aerial to move if it detected the substance it was searching for. The device could supposedly track down missing people – including, it was claimed, Madeleine McCann – by simply putting a photo of the individual in the box
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link
£80m they made off this thing
actually this has got much more detail: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29477894
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link
almost feel like it shdn't be a crime to make money off anybody stupid enough to buy one of those
― Chimp Arsons, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link
Egyptian government bought 1,000,000 of the things and they're using them to detect HIV and hepatitis :/
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link
what the hell
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Friday, 3 October 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link
i remember the original TV reports from maybe 2 years back, that governments were buying these things was unbelievable then
― Chimp Arsons, Friday, 3 October 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link
$2500? Seems kind of high-risk/low-reward for kidnapping and sex trafficking.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z)
picking up random kids from daycares all over the city, you could net 50k in a day. don't friend strangers!
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 3 October 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Friday, October 3, 2014 11:56 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 3 October 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link
silver cyber platter
― kinder, Friday, 3 October 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
"Heh Heh heh, this naïve facebook idiot has unwittingly disclosed to me the location of a live child."
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 October 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
"Roosevelt Elementary School. Bingo."
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 October 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
"And all along, I've been looking for children at muffler repair joints and legal library stacks. What a fool I was... until now."
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 3 October 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
Half past three then? Ah, that's why nobody was there at half past seven...
― Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
No, the cute pic was a fake!
You know what paedos look like, right?
― Mark G, Friday, 3 October 2014 12:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
paedos of wigan got the look bang on:
He was described as white, in his late 50s, 6ft and slim, with short grey hair, stubble and yellow teeth. He was wearing a long black coat with stains on, bare legs from the knees down and grey shoes.
― NI, Saturday, 4 October 2014 02:39 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10616127_589217477853394_5195780565041098489_n.png?oh=2d0c2f1f08c180534fd4aababb95f38d&oe=54CBFD6E&__gda__=1420643542_0d3220c2fa78e9f58c872bb6c49e8f69
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 6 October 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link
My cousin has posted that one.
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Monday, 6 October 2014 12:34 (nine years ago) link
SOMETIMES THE NICEST PEOPLE YOUMEET ARE COVERED IN MEMES &SOMETIMES THE MOST JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE YOU MEET POST ON ILX ON MONDAYS.
- FORKS THANG
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
lol @ FORKS THANG
― mattresslessness, Monday, 6 October 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Ay85suO.jpg
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 6 October 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link
Miranda's
fewer
― polyphonic, Monday, 6 October 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link
less of their what?
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 6 October 2014 23:00 (nine years ago) link
and not And
― mattresslessness, Monday, 6 October 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
and try using a period
― mattresslessness, Monday, 6 October 2014 23:03 (nine years ago) link
And don't get me started about that font!
― nickn, Monday, 6 October 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link
OK, Vicar.
― Mark G, Monday, 6 October 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link
It's Adam and Eve, not Kim and Kanye's!
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link
i really dislike that picture.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 06:11 (nine years ago) link
The world needs less mixed race couple'sAnd more white couple's
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 08:34 (nine years ago) link
polyphonic doing good work
― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1620550_814188421932064_1643979211_n.jpg?oh=35f6bb5d4f2d55e7768bfcc07ae4d1c8&oe=54AD6F86&__gda__=1422500962_0f1509338ab191eb558d82c158cdea47
hey guys, black people wear baggy clothing and also we're recaptioning someone else's cartoon.
― how's life, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link
I went back to see what the original was, figuring the Bizarro strip would've had a more twisted take:
http://www.flubu.com/comics/Bizarro-weightloss.gif
More twisted than I imagined.
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link
Haha, see what I mean?
http://i.imgur.com/m3sGGyH.gif
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link
You found it! I couldn't find it when I looked, but I did find a bunch of other Piraro strips focusing on baggy clothing. I guess that's something of a hobby horse for him.
So why the hell did they even recaption it?
― how's life, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link
More importantly, why is there a piece of blueberry pie on the pavement behind the old woman?
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link
That's kind of his easter egg. Sometimes, it's an actual Easter egg.
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link
Even more importantly, why is Dan Piraro hosting the Utopia reality show on Fox?
― nickn, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link
diversification?
― Aimless, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzcEyGrIEAAIw6w.jpg
― ey mk II, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link
10 PRAY TO MECCA20 GOTO 10
― bippity bup at the hotel california (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
Utterly. The Three Laws of Robotics would ensure my safety.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
Lady Robot needs to be covered up.
― peace, joy, pancake (doo dah), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
guessing if you programmed a robot with Islam you'd get Dawkins tbh
― Chimp Arsons, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VkBalkt.jpg
― joygoat, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link
weed dude look alright
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
How did they misspell LSD on the last one?
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
seriously i am taking from that last one that i would be happier and better looking smoking weed
― marcos, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link