PLEASE PLACE THE ITEM IN THE BAG: Supermarket Self-Serve Checkout Poll

i get really self-conscious about having all my food items picked up and examined one-by-one

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Only the food items though?

Once deliberately bought Ben & Jerrys choc fudge brownie, red wine, condoms, and moist toilet tissue and nothing else.

Would have been pretty embarrassing if you'd accidentally bought them.

I abhor waiting in lines, period. Anything that reduces that is a-okay with me; in my experience, the self-service lines are always faster than the other lines.

to be fair, having a polite/kind moment with a cashier can totally brighten my day too, and i'm not trying to say that it isn't a nice thing when it happens, it's just usually i'm too distracted or tired to be genuine about it, which ends up making the whole mini-exchange feel off.

x-post haha that's exactly the kind of maladjusted grocery shopping i somehow always end up doing that makes me feel self-conscious!

minus the condoms ;_;

online food shopping ftw. i might only do it once a month but altho you've already paid for the stuff when the guy delivers it you can still have a brief polit convo with them if that is your wish.

online / delivery is AMAZING.

I mean, if all of the self-service lines are backed up and the cashier's line is empty or about to be empty, I am going there (unless I have done the scanner thing, in which case you have to go through a self-service line as far as I know). It isn't about automatic vs person, it's about which one is getting me out of this store the fastest because my time is too precious to me for me to spend it standing in a fucking line unless there is a rollercoaster on the other end.

xp: I would totally still be doing online delivery if they hadn't started instituting delivery fees on it!

i don't feel truly alive unless i've killed the eggs myself

Waitrose staff are nice, it's the clientele that's the problem

up yours peasant

it makes absolutely no difference to me if the cashier is surly & unpleasant or if they try to make small talk, as long as they do their job well and QUICKLY - it is not part of their job to be nice to me.

and yeah, fuck waiting in queues.

xp yeah online deliveries ftw! best thing about sainsburys deliveries is that they give you a £10 voucher if they're late, and they're ALWAYS late so that pays for the delivery fee and more.

(I have never bought anything at the IKEA in Stoughton because every time we've gone, the checkout line has been 45 minutes long. Fuck that.)

obv i don't really make an effort to converse with the sainsburys dudes when they deliver the stuff apart from telling them where to put all the bags

if any of them tried to ask me what i was asking for dinner i would consider that really rather impertinent tbh

*eating!

I'd be into food deliv but I've never lived in a neighborhood where I could get it! They seem to move in as I move out. Maybe I should take a hint?

Plus my friend who is a food-policy person says that the amount of extra boxing and packaging they do to your groceries is criminal -- I haven't seen for myself but it could be a concern for some people.

what if they were hot, lex?

dill in a box

they're never hot

xp

Plus my friend who is a food-policy person says that the amount of extra boxing and packaging they do to your groceries is criminal

you can usually give them back the previous delivery bags the next time you use them. i don't think there's any extra packaging issue with the one i use.

hey if lex figures out how to avoid human interaction completely, we will all be winners

Plus my friend who is a food-policy person says that the amount of extra boxing and packaging they do to your groceries is criminal -- I haven't seen for myself but it could be a concern for some people.

You can tick a box to ask for no bags at Tesco (and presumably the others in the UK)

Love 'em!

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/cashier-3-g.jpg

this not do it for ya, lex

they do underpack bags tho in my experience, giving you more to return than is necessary really. xp

hey if lex figures out how to avoid human interaction completely, we will all be winners

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^^the kind of thing that nick should really find sad and poignant. not even a zing, just being a contemptible dickhead

ahhh human interaction

Well, that burger's still not going to flip itself.

I think they do at Burger King and other places that use gas flame instead of hot griddle! But they still don't assemble themselves.

online / delivery is AMAZING.

i did online/delivery from vons a few times but i stopped because they sent everything in double plastic bags. i would prefer a costco-type approach where they pack your groceries in reused cardboard boxes.

when i get my spud deliveries it's all in one cardboard box, which i return to them when they deliver the next batch.

and fly it to your house on recycled angel farts

something like that

Amazon uses recycled farts in those airbags...pass it on.

except the methane from angel farts is responsible for 80% of global warming

It takes me twice as long at the self-serve checkout because I rarely buy prepackaged stuff so I have to punch a bunch of buttons to find "asparagus" or "garlic" or whatever before weighing things. At my local Safeway the checkers know the numbers for this stuff already and I get out much quicker.

I'll use it on rare occasions when I run in to by one or two easily UPC'ed items, but then again those are usually bottles of wine or beer so I have to wait for someone to come over and get my ID anyway.

!!!

That means cow-tipping = 1-way ticket to hell!!

xpost

I rarely buy prepackaged stuff so I have to punch a bunch of buttons to find "asparagus" or "garlic" or whatever before weighing things. At my local Safeway the checkers know the numbers for this stuff already and I get out much quicker.

That's exactly what I mean!

At our Stop-N-Shop, all of the scales print out UPC codes for produce that can be stuck on the bag and used at the self-checkout (or scanned by yr trusty hand scanner; also, all of the produce has stickers on it that has the catalog number for them on it so even if you waited to weigh until the checkout line, the info is right there on the food; maybe you have to look up one thing because the sticker fell off.

I am coming to the conclusion that Somerville is super-advanced in its supermarket technology!

technological advances in the greater boston/cambridge area? i'm shocked.

I use 'em in M&S, and often end up answering back to the machine, coz they are so pushy.

I am coming to the conclusion that Somerville is super-advanced in its supermarket technology!

but really low tech in its sticker adhesive

wow i'm real impressed by this stop and shop. my somerville-resident gf is closest to the porter square shaws but i need to start convincing her to go there.

i am closest to trader joe's and whole foods so this debate never really comes up for me anymore.

but really low tech in its sticker adhesive

I guess you can't have everything...

i like getting into conversations with the checkout ppl at TJ's. one was like "what do you think of our cheese selection? i think it SUCKS."

did they say it with a french accent?

no, a white-girl l.a. accent