Now I wish I called it Flowers By Irene
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 October 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link
that McCarthy article was so insanely ill-advised
the title and also its general vibe of mind-numbing obliviousness reminded me of:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/
― anonanon, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 06:24 (nine years ago) link
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/11/01/washington-http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG-file-lawsuit-against-native-americans-suggesting-team-name-offensive/
oh this world
― I Love Makonnen: New Answers (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link
ok lol
obv this is just intimidation, there is no way they would let something like this get to court. is there really no mechanism in place to discourage bullying lawsuits like this?
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link
hatcat is in federal court appealing a patent court's decision that abrogated the hatcat trademark. the federal court hasn't actually taken the case yet, they can still dismiss it, that's what they're arguing about now.
― een, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 02:26 (nine years ago) link
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/11/6/7169567/vintage-dale-earnhardt-photo-70s-jungle-suite
Worthy Headline: Vintage Dale Earnhardt photo proves the 70s were the sexiest decade
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 November 2014 07:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ku-klux-klan-opens-its-doors-hispanic-blacks-jews-gays-1473907
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 November 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/11/12/3591527/there-is-now-a-coloring-book-for-children-called-ted-cruz-saves-america/
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/10/10446/3x4/120.hq.jpg
http://thoughtcatalog.com/mahbod-moghadam/2014/11/how-to-steal-from-whole-foods/
― a total laugh package (s.clover), Sunday, 16 November 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
It would be so much easier just to shop at a grocery that doesn't double the price of everything.
― abanana, Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2wm8p3IAAAT4Sr.jpg
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link
i imagine a million typhoid mary comps have already been made
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 02:24 (nine years ago) link
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-19/whale-removal-cost-row-deepens/5903576
― StanM, Thursday, 20 November 2014 03:52 (nine years ago) link
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2014/11/26/whales-arent-keen-on-being-flayed-alive-by-gulls
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 27 November 2014 00:53 (nine years ago) link
I keep seeing headlines about NASA's new Onion capsule launch :-(
― StanM, Sunday, 7 December 2014 06:39 (nine years ago) link
Same here!
― ljubljana, Sunday, 7 December 2014 07:12 (nine years ago) link
http://variety.com/2014/film/news/lars-von-trier-doesnt-know-if-he-can-make-more-films-now-that-hes-quitting-drinking-1201366846/
― Josefa, Sunday, 7 December 2014 08:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/dec/12/experience-i-regret-my-face-tattoo
― Eine Feine (soref), Friday, 12 December 2014 20:07 (nine years ago) link
I feel sorry for that guy, but the combination of headline and photo makes me think guardian is going for onion-esque on purpose there
― Eine Feine (soref), Friday, 12 December 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wAkDmW0.jpg
― micah, Friday, 12 December 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link
feast your eyes, future people
― goole, Friday, 12 December 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link
I had my facial tattoo a couple of years ago. The design is based on the ex-boxer Mike Tyson’s. I don’t actually like him that much – he’s not someone I look up to – but I decided it would be cool to have something on my face, and then saw his picture and thought his tattoo looked really good.
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 December 2014 23:33 (nine years ago) link
http://www.fastcodesign.com/3039668/hallmark-apologizes-for-selling-hanukkah-paper-covered-in-swastikas
― a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 13 December 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link
but I decided it would be cool to have something on my face
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 13 December 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link
Something directly copied from someone I don't like or respect
― Josefa, Saturday, 13 December 2014 06:08 (nine years ago) link
shit that looks like a clickhole article but isn't:http://mic.com/articles/106974/we-asked-men-to-draw-vaginas-to-prove-an-important-point
― man alive, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/01/08/kareem-abdul-jabbar-to-publish-a-novel-about-sherlock-holmess-brother-mycroft/
― Øystein, Friday, 9 January 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link
The mobile nytimes is a harsh mistress
― Zings of Oblivion (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 January 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link
KAJ's entire post-basketball career has just been people being surprised he has interests and talents besides basketball
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 9 January 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link
This one quote felt so Onion-esque
"You know what it feels like when you don't have a good internet connection. Everything is buffering, you're trying to download a video, you got that little circle thing that goes round and around. It's really aggravating," Obama said.
http://www.theverge.com/2015/1/13/7541253/obama-wants-cheaper-broadband-in-the-us
― The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link
Holy shit you guys dont seriously average 100+mbps in youtr contry and complain its SLOW, do you?
How about 1mbs? Or dialup/satellite speed? #fuckin3rdworlddesert
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link
we invented the internet goddamnit, no one should be faster than US
― Nhex, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link
lol as if that happens in the white house, xp
"Michelle, did you call Comcast?!"
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link
I don't think we average 100mbps, fwiw. I pay extra for like 30mbps.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I was thinking it seemed a bit OTT
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link
I've got 100Mbps FTTP in my apartment from a local ISP but they're doing like line-of-sight microwave to the Westin or something so it's kind of cheating, infrastructure-wise
― The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link
Say no more!
"Testimony has covered everything from the assassinations of drug lords to the inner workings of the motorsport industry."
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/2015/01/13/kurt-busch-ex-girlfriend-assassin-domestic-abuse/21693523/
― earlnash, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 08:03 (nine years ago) link
Florida cops used black mugshots as target practice
http://news.sky.com/story/1409452/cops-used-black-mugshots-as-target-practice
― Alba, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link
http://whnt.com/2015/01/12/alice-program-arms-children-with-cans-books-to-fight-off-classroom-intruders/
wtf
― k3vin k., Sunday, 18 January 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link
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― écorché (S-), Sunday, 18 January 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link
xp omg the stupidity
― Nhex, Sunday, 18 January 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link
not onion per se but... something
"The Sundays Reveal Plans For New Music In Rare Interview With American Airlines’ Inflight Magazine"
http://www.stereogum.com/1677331/the-sundays-reveal-plans-for-new-music-in-rare-interview-with-american-airlines-inflight-magazine/news/
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 January 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link
Five-year-old misses friend's birthday party and gets invoice for £15.95
― rad naps (+ +), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, January 19, 2015 12:55 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's kind of Spinal Tap
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link
it really is!
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link
Rapist blames ankle monitor for low self-esteem and social phobia
― excreting zeitgeist (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B71AywxCEAAP2R4.png
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link
http://pitchfork.com/news/58191-bob-dylan-giving-new-album-away-to-50000-aarp-magazine-subscribers/
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link
Shit that looks like a Clickhole article, but isn'thttp://www.vocativ.com/gallery/culture/photos/isis-japan-hostage-manga/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=japan&utm_campaign=jan1
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link