*slow clap*
― Nhex, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
YOU SPEND THOUSANDS ON YOUR WEDDING AND DON'T INVITE ANYONE
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
He tells her about how "annoying" his friends areShe tells him how "annoying" her friends areThey laugh togetherThen they have amazing sex
― badg, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link
SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE MEHER ENORMOUS ARMS WILL CRADLE ME AS I REMAIN CURLED IN THE FETAL POSITIONEXCEPT WHEN SHE OCCASIONALLY SURPRISES ME WITH BLOWJOBS
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link
sounds like the missing verses to Radiohead's "Fitter Happier"
― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:15 (nine years ago) link
mm. Somebody check.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:25 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1453467_631632143611927_2350873948422751559_n.jpg?oh=d9e52ba4fdaf1ee1aa6ecbdfdb3dff0a&oe=54D780A7
Sometimes burning bridges means what the idiom is meant to convey to begin with.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:17 (nine years ago) link
sounds like someone is a little bridge over the river KRAY
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link
IT ENSURES NO ONE ELSE CAN GO THERE EITHER
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/d462094da4401862dd656c80a31e019e/tumblr_ne8fmh3Tkz1rutp1jo1_1280.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link
In composing this meme I have drawn heavily on the work of dr caldwell esselstyn and the groundbreaking research of the team at...
― chinavision!, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0gJ9StCYAA7hQe.jpg
― ey mk II, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:11 (nine years ago) link
how about they observe the poetry of get fucked
― i've got my own post to do (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:15 (nine years ago) link
Why play with yr phone when you can crepe out the person next to you by staring into their eyes?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:31 (nine years ago) link
The phrase 'an old-fashioned look', comes from the days before mobile phones when people just used to look at each other.
― joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 10:26 (nine years ago) link
remember the 80's when people used to observe the poetry of life
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link
Jitter bug..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10170715_10152142852898246_5912253621820551889_n.jpg?oh=d94dcbbfce59d3c3213b4030069c3ea2&oe=54E6AE9E&__gda__=1423137672_2c89597691d61171d5cdaefdb6e4e421
― scott seward, Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
free mumia earth
― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link
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― Fairly peng (wins), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link
dyabetyc lyfe yall
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
My brother has had Type I diabetes since 1966. It's no bed of roses, especially when you get old and the complications and side effects of a lifetime of insulin dependence start to pile up. But I think he'd cringe at that FB meme. Too self-pitying.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link
oh i'm not scoffing at diabetes; had a friend just go through a thing where a blister he didn't notice cuz of diabetic nerve damage got infected, then the bone got infected and he almost lost some toes... then the blood thinner and antibiotics he was on to keep him from losing the toes led to him throwing a clot and having a severe stroke, laid him out for better part of a year. that shit is evil.
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
Oh my god that's dreadful.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
oh yeah I'm not keen on diabetes either ftr, just wondering why scott seward is such a jerk along with the rest of you
― Fairly peng (wins), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
i love diabetes
― i give up (La Lechera), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link
lol xp
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:23 (nine years ago) link
A lot of facebook macros elevate self-pity to a virtue.
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
Oh my god that's dreadful greatful.
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― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 13 November 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
F F S
http://i.imgur.com/1GB7fSQ.png
― pplains, Friday, 14 November 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link
waht
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 14 November 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link
it screeches and jibbers, dances back and forth from one foot to the other, and repeatedly slaps itself on the head alternating hands?
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Friday, 14 November 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
blue sky is the chimpanzee yankee hotel foxtrot
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 November 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
the kim kardashian pic on a keurig coffeemaker thing ...
― sarahell, Friday, 14 November 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link
this made me lose it.
― pplains, Friday, 14 November 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link
This is a blue sky, it'll change your life
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 November 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link
The ass on the coffee maker, the ass on a plate served for Thanksgiving, this girl poops while twerking, cheerleader uniform malfunctions you won't believe!, and on and on. Here you go, women's bodies, or rather, body PARTS, literally disembodied and SERVED ON A PLATTER.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 14 November 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link
^^^ amazing how much this just maps onto, alternately, YM and Maxim page-filler from the late 90s, good to know that body-shaming, anxiety and dismemberment are alive and well on the internet
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 14 November 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1488243_10152070443370169_1566251660_n.jpg?oh=2695cad532d8a88cba318cc722efa500&oe=55132C9F&__gda__=1428039744_2d8bb7ec8b54df3a7d5ff4a3f35e275b
― holla back for a dope nakh (how's life), Sunday, 16 November 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
http://images1.tickld.com/live/articles/a_1031_20141112144636.jpg
― a total laugh package (s.clover), Sunday, 16 November 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
SHIT IT'S COLD!!The End
I appreciate the economy here
― Nhex, Sunday, 16 November 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
WELL THAT CLEARS UP ALL MY WORRIES THANK FUCK
― Stim McRaw (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:37 (nine years ago) link
FUCK SAYS DON'T MENTION IT!
― Mark G, Monday, 17 November 2014 07:37 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10463014_924713747544947_4916198508875529954_n.jpg?oh=be171cae2ba2656e453dc28169e1fae6&oe=55137FDD
― Frobisher, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link
What if you want a cherry flavoured yoghurt?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
Give cherry flavored yoga hurt
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link
We could do a whole separate thread on macros that make use of Spiritual Native Americans
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link
and it would go on forever, like this thread.
― Frobisher, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link
"I want to be a wolf."
― pplains, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
be the wolf that you wish to see in the world
― anonanon, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link