Doesn't suck, but it does mostly blow.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link
if it sucks, it's a jet i guess
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
the fucking thing sucks like a solar powered jet i tell u
the more I read about this movie the more it sounds like shymalan gussied up in HD
― Clay, Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
eh, the old boys of 'murican filmmaking always have nice things to say about one another's movies even when they suck
not that i think they're being disingenuous per se, but if you want hollywood to fund your indulgent 3-hour intellectual big budget epic, you'd gain nothing by telling hollywood they made a mistake by funding someone else's
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
and just in case a genuine brainiac takes offense i'm using "intellectual" as very loose shorthand
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:58 (nine years ago) link
oh yeah, i agree 100% -- just saying that "tarantino said it was a masterpiece" should be taken with several grains of kosher salt
― I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 6 November 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link
yeah i was just embellishing the point
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link
huh i didn't realize nolan had dual citizenship until i looked it up just now. i guess we have to take some credit.
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
Tarantino said Woody Allen's Jason Biggs/Cristina Ricci movie was a masterpiece iirc
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 6 November 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link
i do appreciate that when prodded tarantino (like scorsese when he was doing those reviews for directv) will focus on some novel detail that you can genuinely believe he got off on - that the idiosyncrasies of their lists are due to some personal fixations, not that they're actually trying to make some Top Ten everyone would agree on.
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 22:44 (nine years ago) link
sadly it doesn't look like scorsese's thumbs up to spanglish (which really stuck out surrounded by more predictable tcm recommendations in his column) is online
― da croupier, Thursday, 6 November 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
I think that for most directors getting a film greenlit and then completed w/o studio meddling, talent meltdowns, budget overruns, and at least 33% of your original vision intact is grounds for a "masterpiece" label.
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 7 November 2014 00:10 (nine years ago) link
http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/.a/6a0168ea36d6b2970c01b7c7004919970b-pi
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Friday, 7 November 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link
is that hoth
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 7 November 2014 01:32 (nine years ago) link
― Οὖτις
I don't think this is risible necessarily...? My thoughts about this thing aside, I'm all for some college kid NOT writing another essay about watching Manhattan for the first time.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 November 2014 01:37 (nine years ago) link
ok just got back the ol' multiples and this is my revised poster for this flick:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/A_Goofy_Movie.png
― Sonic Dieways (latebloomer), Friday, 7 November 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link
that was supposed to read "just got back from the ol' multiplex"
annnnnnyway this was very very silly (nolan doesn't really have any command of tone) but i didn't dislike it. some cool ideas/visuals and a wisecracking robot, can't really hate that.
― Sonic Dieways (latebloomer), Friday, 7 November 2014 04:26 (nine years ago) link
holy fuck humor in a nolan movie??
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 7 November 2014 04:29 (nine years ago) link
relatively speaking
― Sonic Dieways (latebloomer), Friday, 7 November 2014 04:36 (nine years ago) link
Nolan should only make batman movies, maybe. I can't get excited about going to see this.
― akm, Friday, 7 November 2014 04:37 (nine years ago) link
x-post
I think McConaughey was a wise choice for the lead, he makes all the portentousness go down easy and smooth
― Sonic Dieways (latebloomer), Friday, 7 November 2014 04:38 (nine years ago) link
are there aliens in this movie? i know there's dust.
― slam dunk, Friday, 7 November 2014 05:04 (nine years ago) link
the twist is that the aliens are the dust
― Sonic Dieways (latebloomer), Friday, 7 November 2014 05:06 (nine years ago) link
(no spoilers)
― Sonic Dieways (latebloomer), Friday, 7 November 2014 05:10 (nine years ago) link
his batman movies are probably his worst!
xpost
― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 7 November 2014 06:00 (nine years ago) link
batman begins and the dark knight are incred, dark knight rises is a genuine disaster. yeah i don't know, i guess i tend to enjoy nolan's films on a lot of levels except that one.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 November 2014 06:03 (nine years ago) link
(Spoiler) this is a batman movie
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 November 2014 06:03 (nine years ago) link
(Spoiler) at the end the ship keeps spinning
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 7 November 2014 06:09 (nine years ago) link
(Spoiler) and it's a pred ship
I wish he'd revert to making comparitively unsentimental/"cold" narrative exercices like Prestige and Memento but I guess that's just not in the cards
― Simon H., Friday, 7 November 2014 06:13 (nine years ago) link
tthe first 2 Batmans and Inception are possibly the worst big-budget films i've ever seen.
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 November 2014 06:16 (nine years ago) link
Inception was bad, but bad with a barely passing grade: a D+ or C-. Not walk out of the theater in disgust bad.
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Friday, 7 November 2014 06:19 (nine years ago) link
a D within a D
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 November 2014 06:33 (nine years ago) link
a D in block letters
morbs i assume TDKR doesn't make that list only because you haven't seen it?
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 7 November 2014 07:07 (nine years ago) link
the robots are great in this but not as funny as bane
― max, Friday, 7 November 2014 12:37 (nine years ago) link
TDKR might be the worst movie I've ever seen, wd pay to watch Morbs watch it tho
― imago, Friday, 7 November 2014 12:58 (nine years ago) link
You need to see more bad movies imago.
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Friday, 7 November 2014 13:01 (nine years ago) link
I've seen The Hottie And The Nottie m8, somehow left TDKR with a worse taste
― imago, Friday, 7 November 2014 13:03 (nine years ago) link
yep w/ B3 i invoked Kael's "life is too short" dictum
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 November 2014 13:09 (nine years ago) link
OTM even if we were all tortoises
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 7 November 2014 19:22 (nine years ago) link
Life is short and this movie is long
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 November 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
i read the wiki plot summary and a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dear lord
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 7 November 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link
are we sure the nolans didn't ghostwrite prometheus are we sure lindelof didn't ghostwrite this mess
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 7 November 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link
I smell lindelof
― a drug by the name of WORLD WITHOUT END (Jon Lewis), Friday, 7 November 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link
spoiler: matthew mconaughey turns into a giant space wheel at the end
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 November 2014 03:58 (nine years ago) link
This had a couple of good scenes and I'm not mad I watched it, but my eyes hurt from all the rolling. I hope half the budget went to compensating Dylan Thomas's estate. (Also, did anyone else who saw it have trouble making out at least a third of the dialogue? The mixing was atrocious at my screening.)
― Simon H., Saturday, 8 November 2014 04:25 (nine years ago) link
Wow, it sounds like this movie may compete with Prometheus in a dumb off.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 November 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
Xpost hah ha, see I am not first to reach that destination.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 November 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link