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Spinoffs/standalones to be given things like "Episode 7.5: That Han Solo Jawn"

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, November 6, 2014 7:09 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 November 2014 22:20 (nine years ago) link

strangely it's taken until hearing about this title for me to finally accept that JJ's star wars is gonna be complete shit

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 6 November 2014 23:14 (nine years ago) link

none of the prequel titles were even close to this bad

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 7 November 2014 00:37 (nine years ago) link

the force is an energy that suffuses all things and goes to sleep sometimes

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 7 November 2014 00:39 (nine years ago) link

"hey looks like you guys are handling this ok with your laser swords, gonna crash for a while. peace out."

Brocktoon Tanuki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 7 November 2014 00:43 (nine years ago) link

If the Ewoks dont learn how to use the fore i am goign to be fuckenpissed

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 7 November 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link

u&k

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link

nothing wrong with "the force awakens", it's as pulpy as any of the others

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link

you gotta remember, maximum pulp is gonna get us through this ting

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:10 (nine years ago) link

^^^ love "whiny voice Vader"

Tracer OTM

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:22 (nine years ago) link

maybe force awakens means everyone has the force now, ewoks included, and this is going to be 2.5 hours of shit flying everywhere. i'm in.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link

I'm expecting about 60% "You're pushing all the right buttons for this old timer, JJ" and 40% "Now why'd he have to go and do that obvious move aimed at the Millenials" from this film. With it skewing more and more toward the latter response as the series continues.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:24 (nine years ago) link

60% quality sound mix 40% lens flares

da croupier, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:26 (nine years ago) link

Yes, I'm old. And, yes, I wanna see Chewieand the gang blast shit. And Luke pulling back some cowl or Jedi hoodie he's wearing upon first appearance- because you know this is gonna happen. An essential SW shot - and the audience losing their shit.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link

That, too, da croupier

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link

this movie is going to be 2.5 hours of dumb time travel shit

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:49 (nine years ago) link

I heard that was "Interstellar"

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:55 (nine years ago) link

imagining a nolan SW, all lightsabers are grey or black, midichlorians are a main plot point

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 7 November 2014 23:09 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plwVRYEQG_I

nate woolls, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link

fan made

abanana, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:44 (nine years ago) link

That's a fan made fake.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:44 (nine years ago) link

I had to watch ROTJ this weekend (at my daughter's request) and man... what a stupid movie. I mean even without the new Sy Snootles song and Hayden Christiansen at the end it's just so weirdly empty.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link

Ah well. That trailer is well done though.

nate woolls, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link

That is an excellent trailer. I wish the actual film had this tone. Not expecting that to happen.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link

My takeaway from that trailer is that I am about 10 times as interested in seeing (or even hearing) more Han Solo than any of the rest of these bozos.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:50 (nine years ago) link

I'm more interested in new characters and the less of the old ones we see the better

tbrr Luke is going to be the old character most used

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

aaaaand they're already offline :((((((((((((

you fuck one chud... (stevie), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

psyched for the light saber roller derby battle scene, gonna be dope

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

all kinds of scenes with light sabers just flippin, flappin, twistin around. epic night time desert battle scene where the camera slowly pans up into the sky and you just see tens of thousands of light sabers flashing, then cut to a camera in the center of it all, it's like being in the middle of an exploding christmas display, just saber flashes, ten straight minutes of saber flashes

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

Deleted Magic is available in All The Usual Outlets *taps nose*.

piscesx, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link

Official trailer to be online from Friday on something called 'itunestrailers'.

piscesx, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link

That would be the Apple Trailers site.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 27 November 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link

would laugh my tits off if this trailer was nothing but orange and teal

then I would cry.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 27 November 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link

fanmade batman vs darth vader movie is weirdly professional-looking.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 27 November 2014 01:00 (nine years ago) link

would laugh my tits off if this trailer was nothing but orange and teal

+ lens flare

you fuck one chud... (stevie), Thursday, 27 November 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8dgBgnapnw

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 November 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

trailer is up

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lucasfilm/starwarstheforceawakens/

Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link

i know this is going to be terrible but i feel these faint glimmerings of excitement somewhere deep in my cold dead heart

adam, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE

Simon H., Friday, 28 November 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

could have done without the wacky (and completely impractical) new lightsaber style

Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link

made me happy.

jamiesummerz, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

plus no shots of the old dudes is kinda lame

Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

Good guy stormtrooper(s)?

jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

droid on football and standard jj abrams wobblycam give cause for concern. would say the rest looked promising but i know from long bitter experience you should never ever ever ever ever get your hopes up based solely on a trailer.

Kelly Gang Carey and the Mantels (ledge), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

It's like poetry, they rhyme.

jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link

Not gonna lie, that money shot of Falcon v. TIE fighters with the main theme playing made my heart skip a beat. From the brief flash the new Stormtrooper armor looks pretty badass too.

Abrams clearly a very different director, based on those shots, than anyone else in the series so far.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link

If there's any reason to be optimistic, it's the presence of Boyega.

Simon H., Friday, 28 November 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link


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