um, any chance anyone has an extra meat boy key?― Mordy, Tuesday, November 11, 2014
― Mordy, Tuesday, November 11, 2014
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
i gave a luke warm (i.e. awful) one once. i made sure she understood that's what it would be like, and she still wanted it, so *shrug*
― caek, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:35 (27 minutes ago)
― milord z (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
lollll
― imago, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link
knowing the real context of caek's post, I must say this application of it was masterful
― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link
Sometimes I call myself 'BIG HOOS aka the sexdriver' in bed
― 龜, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 12:53 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link
I don't understand people.
― Tuomas, Monday, 8 December 2014 08:02 (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Monday, 8 December 2014 08:37 (nine years ago) link
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
That sounds a little like the guy who said "I'm not getting any younger and I don't see myself falling in love with you." We didn't live together so I couldn't throw it out the window but I sent it back in the mail.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2015 02:02 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 5 January 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link
dear god.
anyways. should press print cartoons today, tomorrow or not, or have we covered this (and has ILX opinion changed since?) etc
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:45 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Losing patience with this imbecile. Other message boards are available.
― Re-Make/Re-Model, Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:50 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
flag posted to expedite that process
― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:50 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yup
― out here like a flopson (tpp), Thursday, 8 January 2015 13:50 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― bife claro (wins), Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link
:)
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Thursday, 8 January 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link
oopsanal― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Wednesday, January 21, 2015 1:02 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
anal
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Wednesday, January 21, 2015 1:02 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Spottie, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link
was gonna pvmic that
― qualx, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link
2D Armpit is deeply satisfying
― example (crüt), Friday, January 30, 2015 5:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 30 January 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link
you did this on purpose, unregistered
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link
j'accuse
just poking my head in this thread to say that I actually kinda like fucking bitches in the hood
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, March 6, 2015 11:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/7gI1dwk.jpg
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TugewqsM0As
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link
OH SHI-
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link
there is a glaring lack of the mystery crow on the wh4t.cd invite thread
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link
I'm pretty sure wh4t.cd wasn't founded by Cypriot Turks
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link
but if you can provide evidence to the contrary, I might reconsider
fyi my garga twitter account was suspended for 'aggressive following'. not sure what they meant by that because I only followed two (crow-related) accounts iirc
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link
the imploring crow should attend all invite request threads
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:27 (nine years ago) link
man, i just learned a lot about a lot of shit i knew nothing about by doing a search google for this image on the crownot enough time on ilx i guess
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 March 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link
oh god whyyyyyy the anus
― Nhex, Tuesday, May 12, 2015 3:04 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 14:20 (nine years ago) link
I did shed a tear when they cut off Ned's boobs, it's true― DJP, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:07
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link
Bravo sir the second thumb was unexpected and delightful
― juice college (agent hibachi), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 1:30 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mad maxwell's wasteland death suite (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
hiyooo
― designated hitler (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 22 June 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link
lol ok that's pretty good
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 22 June 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link
Staying at my mother's for a few days, commenting on a summer hat that got left in the rain "at least it got washed." "I already did wash it"
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 7 July 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link
xp fair enough bb
― irl lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 14, 2015 7:30 AM (3 hours ago)
― Mordy, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 14:40 (nine years ago) link
it's open for 10 days so i still can squeeze a few more of these out first.
― Bee OK, Thursday, July 16, 2015 2:44 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 July 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link
yr nuts frozen is an epidemic
― irl lol (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 August 2015 14:08 (1 hour ago) Permalink
― pandemic, Sunday, 2 August 2015 15:24 (nine years ago) link
Really digging this Sam Smith [...]
― rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Sunday, August 9, 2015 3:58 PM (5 hours ago)
― usic ally (k3vin k.), Monday, 10 August 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link
I think Americans tend to say they play "free improv" -
It goes: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow
― sarahel, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:38 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― westminster cerdo ring (wins), Thursday, 24 September 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link
i have the same fantasy, cept it's Shirley Chisholm, Eleanor Roosevelt and Barbara Jordan― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, September 29, 2015 2:19 PM (6 minutes ago)
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link
"Gooood. I can feel your anus."― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 27, 2015 3:17 PM
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link
my brother-in-law saw the jugs and said to me later "they gotta put that shit away when they have guests over, shit's digusting"
― marcos, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:54 (26 minutes ago) Permalink
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 21:23 (eight years ago) link
And Satan make me want to actually decapitate cattle.
― Doran, Sunday, November 29, 2015 11:16 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ledge, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link
so good whiney, wish it went on longer― flopson, Thursday, September 17, 2015
― Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 January 2016 16:27 (eight years ago) link
yeah even though drake's voice could be characterized as wispy, the super-structured guitar work kinda works in contrast to that, which I think a lot of his followers miss.
― tylerw, Wednesday, January 20, 2016 1:24 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link
Oh for FUCKS sake. This is why the EU was worth burning down
― Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Sunday, January 17, 2016 2:45 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Jute Gazte (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 January 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link
looking like bernie's gonna lose mass by about 2%
― k3vin k., Tuesday, March 1, 2016 11:27 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 04:37 (eight years ago) link
loving your gym, balls. that is amazing.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 10 April 2016 21:46 (Yesterday) Permalink
― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Monday, 11 April 2016 01:40 (eight years ago) link
HE'S TRYING TO BEAT THE ASSHOLE
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, April 26, 2016 8:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― just her neck. thankig u in advance (stevie), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 12:27 (eight years ago) link
"Sex with me" deserves more acclaim& attention
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, May 12, 2016 8:47 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a goon shaped tool (some dude), Friday, 13 May 2016 01:00 (eight years ago) link
oh nice work - i couldn't find a large-size version sans nipples.
― bucyrus ohio, vus cun nus en l’aria (Doctor Casino), Monday, May 30, 2016 2:48 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link
ok deep throat― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, June 3, 2016 9:01 AM i show you how to do this son― normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Friday, June 3, 2016
i show you how to do this son― normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Friday, June 3, 2016
― ulysses, Friday, 3 June 2016 16:29 (eight years ago) link
hahahahaha
― it's getting ott in here / so take off all your clothes (stevie), Monday, 6 June 2016 09:18 (eight years ago) link