Passive aggressive notes

did he call you out?

It wasn't me! Actually the guy who was responsible didn't give a shi... oh wait...

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

This raises a question.

there's a note in our workplace bathroom that admonishes ppl to not leave pots and pans in the bathroom.

i mean...what.

! why the hell would... you know, never mind, I've already had one thread today where someone described an acquaintance's handshake as a mixture of "soul-handshake" and "dropping it like it's hot", I don't need more perplexing human behavior today

Maybe it's because people feel that others might need a pot to piss in?

Wouldn't it be easier to link straight to the passive-aggressive notes blog instead of copying and pasting the images from each update?

^^^ Passive-aggressive post

It would be easier if that was what I wanted to do.

Someone caught on.

Why does someone keep questioning the method of lol-bringing in this thread? Would you like it if we questioned your lol-bringing methods?

I've already had one thread today where someone described an acquaintance's handshake as a mixture of "soul-handshake" and "dropping it like it's hot", I don't need more perplexing human behavior today

All you need are the four magic words: What happened? I'm confused.

the sign in my office's kitchen says something like "remember to rinse your dishes, your mother will be so proud!"

I've seen other variations on this 'clean up after yourself + (something about your mother)' - I think any sign that mentions your mother in any form automatically becomes passive aggressive

I think any sign that mentions your mother in any form automatically becomes passive aggressive

I dunno about that. "Clean up your shit, motherfucker!" is not particularly passive.

would much prefer that sign

there is a sign in our kitchen that says "clean up the counter! so (name of janitor here} doesn't have to do it!" which begs about a billion questions such as

A) who the fuck spills shit all over a counter and doesn't wipe it up
B) what is the janitor's JOB?

Our kitchen signs are a photo of a dog standing on its hind legs using one of those dust-pans with the long handle to pick up ITS OWN POO. I try not to notice them. Really? In the KITCHEN??

pretty impressive dog, tho

Our kitchen signs are a photo of a dog standing on its hind legs using one of those dust-pans with the long handle to pick up ITS OWN POO. I try not to notice them. Really? In the KITCHEN??

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^^^winner

clearly only ladies would be bothered by having someone shit on their floor

maybe Frank is only interested in shitting on ladies' kitchen floors. Maybe it's a sex thing?

I actually know someone who did that in someone else's hotel bathroom -- i.e., purposefully, in the middle of the floor, in the hotel bathroom -- and seemed to find it pretty funny.

It doesn't seem particularly funny, though.

was this someone 4 years old?

a guy i knew at university was on football curry night out, climbed up on top of a sports car, and took a shit on the roof. he is married now.

I've always wanted to know if Frank peaced on the kitchen floor, or did a "peace out" after he was done shitting.

There's kind of a magical, pixie-dust quality in being able to shit on command, I think.

The someone was probably like 23 at the time? I dunno. It doesn't even seem like a plausible "imagine the look on their faces" joke, because the looks would just be of horror and revulsion and total conviction that the person responsible was borderline insane.

xpost - it seems like an integral component of this kind of prank that you leave very, very, very soon after putting the, umm, wheels in motion

I meant to put "prank" in scare quotes, BTW

According to the chronology of the note, he shit, then peaced. Peaced being short for "did a peace out" makes sense, though I've never heard it before.

well, it is williamsburg

how would one peace on a floor...?

I dunno, maybe it's a williamsburg thing ...

this is why i never go into williamsburg anymore.

I saw a guy poop off the second floor of a fire escape onto the patio below during a party when I was in college. He is now a news anchor in a major US metropolitan market, no lie.

wow this shit is my life

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What does it say???

I think it's just that certain people get really drunk and somehow start thinking it would be hilariously absurd to take a dump someplace that's insane and inappropriate to take a dump, like right in the middle of a floor somewhere. What they don't seem to realize is that poop is actually a super-common item, enough so that it's not really absurd or hilarious to find it in weird places, just disgusting. (This goes double for the hotel-bathroom example, because it's the bathroom -- it's not striking or hilarious, it just seems like too drunk to even remember your potty training.)

thats my old roommate telling me and my other roommate to mow the lawn and clean the dishes and some shit. yes the note is exactly where your face would be

this dude looooved the passive aggressive notes. sometimes now i have to remember that it's not an acceptable form of communication

a good friend of mine shat in someone's dishwasher, but that was just because he was so drunk he legitimately thought it was the bathroom.

why is it always dudes with the shitting?

it is a question for the ages.

I've been to two parties where someone shat in the kitchen sink. And both times the dudes were crackheads. So maybe that's a thing.

In an old toilet cubicle at work there used to be this nasty ... stuff ...on one of the walls. I didn't pay it too much attention until one day someone wrote on the wall in aggressive biro:
"To whoever picks their nose and wipes it on the wall, even though there is an ample supply of toilet paper within easy reach - you are an ANIMAL"

Haha I like how that's purely informational, and doesn't make any suggestions or commands about the situation

T-Bomb

poop is actually a super-common item

^^^user name for the taking

"you are beyond even bothering with the imperative"

The fire escape pooper was just a drunk frat boy who acted like a crack head for lols, I guess.

I do know what story of fecal outrageousness that involves a woman, but she was drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunk and it was more of a tragic accident than a terrible idea for a prank.

well you need to give it up because i don't know any awesome/gross/wtf stories with females over the age of 9 & p00p