Passive aggressive notes

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clearly only ladies would be bothered by having someone shit on their floor

maybe Frank is only interested in shitting on ladies' kitchen floors. Maybe it's a sex thing?

I actually know someone who did that in someone else's hotel bathroom -- i.e., purposefully, in the middle of the floor, in the hotel bathroom -- and seemed to find it pretty funny.

It doesn't seem particularly funny, though.

was this someone 4 years old?

a guy i knew at university was on football curry night out, climbed up on top of a sports car, and took a shit on the roof. he is married now.

I've always wanted to know if Frank peaced on the kitchen floor, or did a "peace out" after he was done shitting.

There's kind of a magical, pixie-dust quality in being able to shit on command, I think.

The someone was probably like 23 at the time? I dunno. It doesn't even seem like a plausible "imagine the look on their faces" joke, because the looks would just be of horror and revulsion and total conviction that the person responsible was borderline insane.

xpost - it seems like an integral component of this kind of prank that you leave very, very, very soon after putting the, umm, wheels in motion

I meant to put "prank" in scare quotes, BTW

According to the chronology of the note, he shit, then peaced. Peaced being short for "did a peace out" makes sense, though I've never heard it before.

well, it is williamsburg

how would one peace on a floor...?

I dunno, maybe it's a williamsburg thing ...

this is why i never go into williamsburg anymore.

I saw a guy poop off the second floor of a fire escape onto the patio below during a party when I was in college. He is now a news anchor in a major US metropolitan market, no lie.

wow this shit is my life

http://i39.tinypic.com/2hrln9h.jpg

What does it say???

I think it's just that certain people get really drunk and somehow start thinking it would be hilariously absurd to take a dump someplace that's insane and inappropriate to take a dump, like right in the middle of a floor somewhere. What they don't seem to realize is that poop is actually a super-common item, enough so that it's not really absurd or hilarious to find it in weird places, just disgusting. (This goes double for the hotel-bathroom example, because it's the bathroom -- it's not striking or hilarious, it just seems like too drunk to even remember your potty training.)

thats my old roommate telling me and my other roommate to mow the lawn and clean the dishes and some shit. yes the note is exactly where your face would be

this dude looooved the passive aggressive notes. sometimes now i have to remember that it's not an acceptable form of communication

a good friend of mine shat in someone's dishwasher, but that was just because he was so drunk he legitimately thought it was the bathroom.

why is it always dudes with the shitting?

it is a question for the ages.

I've been to two parties where someone shat in the kitchen sink. And both times the dudes were crackheads. So maybe that's a thing.

In an old toilet cubicle at work there used to be this nasty ... stuff ...on one of the walls. I didn't pay it too much attention until one day someone wrote on the wall in aggressive biro:
"To whoever picks their nose and wipes it on the wall, even though there is an ample supply of toilet paper within easy reach - you are an ANIMAL"

Haha I like how that's purely informational, and doesn't make any suggestions or commands about the situation

T-Bomb

poop is actually a super-common item

^^^user name for the taking

"you are beyond even bothering with the imperative"

The fire escape pooper was just a drunk frat boy who acted like a crack head for lols, I guess.

I do know what story of fecal outrageousness that involves a woman, but she was drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunk and it was more of a tragic accident than a terrible idea for a prank.

well you need to give it up because i don't know any awesome/gross/wtf stories with females over the age of 9 & p00p

..or maybe things are better the way they are. come to think of it.

A guy I know took a dump in the hallway of another friend's apartment at a party. Apparently a soiled pair of socks was found close by.

i know a woman who pooped her pants at work because she was too busy to use the bathroom, but it wasn't really a "prank". this was at mcdonald's, btw.

NO WAY

she might've kinda been my girlfriend at the time

NO WAY!!!

I laughed hard at "this was at mcdonald's, btw", but I think I'd like to forget this story forever within the next 12 hours.

well you need to give it up because i don't know any awesome/gross/wtf stories with females over the age of 9 & p00p

woman takes shit on dancefloor during Nick Cave show

yup. this was when i was 18 so it's no one you know, jenny.

one of her friends brought her some fresh underwear.

a friend of mine said he saw a woman who'd shat herself at Auschwitz, though he put it down to weird continental European toilets rather than massive grief

Heh, I actually didn't think it was anyone I know as the someone I know doesn't seem like the type to shit her pants or work at McDonald's.

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I'm glad you all are enjoying this thread, but can't help noticing you're not posting in the thread I started. (I'm sure this is an honest oversite.)

it's now about passive aggressive poop, accept it.

"oversight"

Thanks so much for pointing this out, btw.

once someone threw up in my washing machine

bright side: could've been the dryer

a friend threw up in an ornamental jug in my house before when I lived with my parents, and my mum found it about 6 months later

i was that friend

not sure why I keep adding these show and tell anecdotes of bodily secretions here

x-post how could you