Passive aggressive notes

T-Bomb

poop is actually a super-common item

^^^user name for the taking

"you are beyond even bothering with the imperative"

The fire escape pooper was just a drunk frat boy who acted like a crack head for lols, I guess.

I do know what story of fecal outrageousness that involves a woman, but she was drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunk and it was more of a tragic accident than a terrible idea for a prank.

well you need to give it up because i don't know any awesome/gross/wtf stories with females over the age of 9 & p00p

..or maybe things are better the way they are. come to think of it.

A guy I know took a dump in the hallway of another friend's apartment at a party. Apparently a soiled pair of socks was found close by.

i know a woman who pooped her pants at work because she was too busy to use the bathroom, but it wasn't really a "prank". this was at mcdonald's, btw.

NO WAY

she might've kinda been my girlfriend at the time

NO WAY!!!

I laughed hard at "this was at mcdonald's, btw", but I think I'd like to forget this story forever within the next 12 hours.

well you need to give it up because i don't know any awesome/gross/wtf stories with females over the age of 9 & p00p

woman takes shit on dancefloor during Nick Cave show

yup. this was when i was 18 so it's no one you know, jenny.

one of her friends brought her some fresh underwear.

a friend of mine said he saw a woman who'd shat herself at Auschwitz, though he put it down to weird continental European toilets rather than massive grief

Heh, I actually didn't think it was anyone I know as the someone I know doesn't seem like the type to shit her pants or work at McDonald's.

xp

I'm glad you all are enjoying this thread, but can't help noticing you're not posting in the thread I started. (I'm sure this is an honest oversite.)

it's now about passive aggressive poop, accept it.

"oversight"

Thanks so much for pointing this out, btw.

once someone threw up in my washing machine

bright side: could've been the dryer

a friend threw up in an ornamental jug in my house before when I lived with my parents, and my mum found it about 6 months later

i was that friend

not sure why I keep adding these show and tell anecdotes of bodily secretions here

x-post how could you

rip our friendship

it's not as bad as shitting yourself at auschwitz to be fair...that poor lady's trip there certainly took a disastrous turn.

all it took was one man. one man turned this into a thread about poop and vomit.

and that man was frank

I can't get over how much Frank looks like a young George Michael.

I bet he didn't wake his victim up before he go-go'd tho.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Wham!_Make_It_Big_album_art.JPG

I'm glad you all are enjoying this thread, but can't help noticing you're not posting in the thread I started. (I'm sure this is an honest oversite.)

What happened? I am confused.

one time a homeless man pooped on my stoop but that's really the only story i have in this realm.

i was going to say i had no stories in this realm but then i remembered my parents' friends coming to stay when i was 9 and their 9 year old son pooped on our carpet about an hour after they arrived and then screamed and cried and i was so mortified about it, and for him, i couldn't so much as look at him for the whole weekend. the adults said, poor little chap, but i thought, we're not that little.

i feel that under most circumstances, anyone over the age of 5 who poops outside of a toilet is making a conscious decision to do so.

after that i became nervous every time they fed him.

Yeah, I would have to second that. (xpost)

I left my first passive aggressive note last week! It noted that my roommate had mistaken my turkish coffee for regular coffee by putting it in the regular coffee container, and she should probably not try to make it in a french press, but could use the regular coffee I'd left nearby on the counter. It also said her music taste sucks and she needs to clean more. I didn't see her until several days later, and when I did, she'd hung it on the fridge.

I still don't know if this is a passive agressive note or not, but it was really frakking weird:

I went to our local food co-op, and brought my own cloth bags, as well as purchasing one of theirs. While I was paying for my groceries, the bagger-girl placed a little square piece of paper sort of 'near' to me...I figured it must have fallen out of my wallet or something. I'm handed my groceries, vaguely noticing they used the new bag, and not mine. No biggie. As I'm walking away I look at the piece of paper. It was a handwritten note that read: "YOUR BAGS ARE DIRTY"

It was SO weird. Part of me was like, "Um, so what? I paid for the shit. they're my bags."...also, it made me think of the Mr Clean guy from the episode of Black Books, who wipes everything over with a white glove and whispers 'DIRTY' in Bernard's ear in a suggestive, semi sexual way. But...also, WHY the note? Why say anything? I wasn't buying an armload of loose fruit and vegetables. most of it was packaged, if memory serves.

Hippies are weird.

ugh. sorry for rabbitting on...the whole thing was just really really weird.

i was going to say i had no stories in this realm but then i remembered my parents' friends coming to stay when i was 9 and their 9 year old son pooped on our carpet about an hour after they arrived and then screamed and cried and i was so mortified about it, and for him, i couldn't so much as look at him for the whole weekend. the adults said, poor little chap, but i thought, we're not that little.

― estela, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 9:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!

Vege, that seems really weird -- unless maybe they don't like putting a dirty bag on the counter where everyone's food goes? But then...just wipe it with a cleaner & a rag?

who eats exposed food from the grocery store without cleaning it first, is my question

certain species of animals

deeznuts are dirty

yeah how dirty was this bag?

was it one of these:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/papa.s-got-a-brand-new-roadbag/pocket-pee+bag-turns-urine-into-gel-and-friends-into-memories-274133.php

xp wow so does that girl have a bunch of little squares with this information pre-written to hand out should a dirty bag strike?? crazy

I may be a passive aggressive professional. :-( I did it recently to colleague who remained sitting at the table even though she could CLEARLY SEE THAT I WAS SETTING THE TABLE FOR MY KID & I to eat. "Would it be possible to clear the table, we'd like to eat." tone of voice: fuck off already. God I hate it when they do this shit.

Does the table only seat one and a half people?

No, Laurel, her things occupy about 80 procent of the table. It's antique laces, so would it be soiled, it'd lose it value. Also, I'm her superior and she always moved her things in the past. I don't like pointing out the obvious. And no, we don't have another table. Or there is: in her room upstairs.

What did you think, Laurel, that I like to flop myself on the table, Roman style, and eat away?