i hate the word "turkey" and also the word makes me think of being surrounded by family members i don't like asking probing questions and wondering when i'm going to find a wife. cf. "turkey time" ugh so awful!
― kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, 24 November 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link
i have a gigantic gold metallic and orange button that says "OFFICIAL TURKEY TASTER" and have worn it on Thanksgiving since ca. 1990 because in that year my sister was annoyed by it
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 November 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
"Canada's finest"
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 24 November 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, November 24, 2014 8:50 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This delights me.
― carl agatha, Monday, 24 November 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link
― kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, November 24, 2014 1:48 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
with you on this. come over for family-free friendsgiving there will be turkey without the relatives.
― mattresslessness, Monday, 24 November 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link
turkey not the focus, more wine and rad sides tbh
― mattresslessness, Monday, 24 November 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link
Actor rocks a holiday onesie
― Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 December 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link
______ replied to a comment on this.
― Tanukious D' (wins), Saturday, 10 January 2015 11:52 (nine years ago) link
"Young Republican"/ "College Republican"
― Yoga Knives (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link
"Personal pizza"
― Yoga Knives (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link
"With immediate effect"
― Lee Perry & The Upgrunters (Mr Andy M), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
"insurance law blog"
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
Also if I'm being honest, "service level agreement"
― Lee Perry & The Upgrunters (Mr Andy M), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link
I love SLA's. And OLA's.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link
of the competing parody accounts, this one shows the most promise imo
― italosVEVO (wins), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link
For me it's account manager who feels her partying days are over but she still likes to drink wine and gossip and calls that "shenanigans"― La Lechera, Thursday, July 9, 2015 12:55 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― La Lechera, Thursday, July 9, 2015 12:55 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link
"Share if you agree"
― MrDasher, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link
world sport
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link
cryptic message on Instagram
― soref, Friday, 25 September 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link
"your call is important to us. please stay on the line and we'll be with you as soon as possible."
― Aimless, Friday, 25 September 2015 04:24 (eight years ago) link
"Father and writer. In gutter, looking at stars. Movie quotes I live my life by: 'Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while - you might miss it.' 'Carpe Diem!' 'When somebody asks you if you're a God - you say YES!'"
― OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 September 2015 06:20 (eight years ago) link
"took to twitter"
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 25 September 2015 06:24 (eight years ago) link
Political Dog Clothing
― noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link
vegan thanksgiving
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 6:51 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
7 years later fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, friend
― zoso def (m bison), Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link
http://rlv.zcache.com/political_correctness_is_fascism_dog_shirt-r92a4a5547b6b49b6bb8ad13c62bec09e_v9iow_8byvr_324.jpg
― ogmor, Sunday, 4 October 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link
fuck u and fuck that dog and fuck that guy who made that shirt
― zoso def (m bison), Sunday, 4 October 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link
Nothing fascist about trying to popularize the suppression of speech.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 4 October 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link
el tomboto steak rub
― noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 22:57 (eight years ago) link
really?
― BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Thursday, 8 October 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link
THIS VEHICLE'S SPEED IS MONITORED BY GPS
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Thursday, 15 October 2015 23:55 (eight years ago) link
everybodys gonna be talking about pornhub's april fools thing
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 2 April 2016 01:44 (eight years ago) link
"The Simpsons are going to Africa!"
― a mom shaped pom (wins), Thursday, 19 May 2016 15:28 (eight years ago) link
BBC Question Time EU Special
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 19 June 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link
Acoustic singer/songwriter
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 11:10 (seven years ago) link
credit authorization
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 12:21 (seven years ago) link
keep _____ weird
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 12:22 (seven years ago) link
_______ strong
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:48 (seven years ago) link
extra-judicial
― clouds, Friday, 8 July 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link
hot or not?
― the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link
win the 52%
― ogmor, Friday, 8 July 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link
summer night highway construction
― johnny crunch, Friday, 8 July 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link
Cleethorpes Winter Wonderland
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Monday, 14 November 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link
"[cabinet position title] [member of Trump's cabinet]"
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 14 November 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link
"Trump transition"
― Ross, Monday, 28 November 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link
yeah. this thread is going to get very dreary and repetitive.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link
Haven't seen it yet but I thought of "trump state of the union address" the other day and felt like I was going to shit my pants.
― joygoat, Monday, 28 November 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link
"Xenophobia" is the Dictionary.com word of the year.
― Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Thursday, 8 December 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link
sexless marriage
― marcos, Friday, 17 March 2017 23:17 (seven years ago) link
the 4 day institute is a combination of a planning retreat, seminar, unconference, and sprint
― marcos, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:25 (seven years ago) link
"Are you busy?"
― calstars, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:32 (seven years ago) link