Passive aggressive notes

deeznuts are dirty

yeah how dirty was this bag?

was it one of these:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/papa.s-got-a-brand-new-roadbag/pocket-pee+bag-turns-urine-into-gel-and-friends-into-memories-274133.php

xp wow so does that girl have a bunch of little squares with this information pre-written to hand out should a dirty bag strike?? crazy

I may be a passive aggressive professional. :-( I did it recently to colleague who remained sitting at the table even though she could CLEARLY SEE THAT I WAS SETTING THE TABLE FOR MY KID & I to eat. "Would it be possible to clear the table, we'd like to eat." tone of voice: fuck off already. God I hate it when they do this shit.

Does the table only seat one and a half people?

No, Laurel, her things occupy about 80 procent of the table. It's antique laces, so would it be soiled, it'd lose it value. Also, I'm her superior and she always moved her things in the past. I don't like pointing out the obvious. And no, we don't have another table. Or there is: in her room upstairs.

What did you think, Laurel, that I like to flop myself on the table, Roman style, and eat away?

Maybe you should dock her wages until she learns some respect.

i am going to get fired if this threads keeps up this way

xpost Oh god no, we tend to use the leather strap here in Belgium. Much cheaper.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3133/3109895147_c220ff8ec4.jpg
left by my then-flatmate brother, who didn't want to clean up the cat sick. the cat is in the foreground, offended by the crassness of leaving such a message.

We got a note through our flat door, "please stop playing the drums, at 4 in the morning, on a sunday"

fair enough really, except we were'nt so much as playing them as a falling into them when drunk.

That fact might not be as reassuring to your neighbors as you'd like

i was going to say i had no stories in this realm but then i remembered my parents' friends coming to stay when i was 9 and their 9 year old son pooped on our carpet about an hour after they arrived and then screamed and cried and i was so mortified about it, and for him, i couldn't so much as look at him for the whole weekend. the adults said, poor little chap, but i thought, we're not that little.

― estela, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 9:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I remember having this response (as a child, obviously) to the way children then my age were portrayed on television, only poop was generally not involved.

Recently I noticed that the cloth grocery bag I bring to the store is dirty as well. I didn't really think anything of it, but hell, maybe I should. Am I supposed to put it in the washer with clothes?

I have done exactly that, and the bag was never as nice again after being laundered - it got those fuzzy bumps on it. :( I am going to get a note - "Your bag is FUZZY"

Your bagger is a MUTE

maybe the bagger was trying to hit on you?

"Your bag is DIRTY and so am I. . . DIRTY FOR YOU."

aw fuck xpost ruined my sextalk joke

go ahead make it, mine was lame

no wait as a mod you should delete my post and make with the funny

it was better than mine, is the thing

"Your bag is DIRTY. DIRTY, DIRTY bag. Let me... WASH it, for you.."

that is more clean talk, dan

I said Que's was better!

"Your BAG is DIRTY, but not as DIRTY as me"

or

"I bet your OTHER BAG is even DIRTIER than THIS ONE"

"I have a DIRTY BAG, too; wanna see?"

"we can clean them together!"

"YOUR BAG over MY HEAD"

what's happening

i'm befuddled

"YOUR BAG over MY HEAD"

― snoball, Thursday, March 19, 2009 5:24 PM

is it weird that i have a picture for this
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v649/41/51/9801755/n9801755_32442017_411230.jpg

that ain't any bag of ours

like you've never puked in a bag

never puked in a bag with a pictorial demonstration of its usage on the side

peaced

xp country matters: you're missing out!

I've just checked out the website, and those bags are expensive - $1 each in quantities of 10, 25 cents when bought in quantities of 1000...

well if you are going to save your sick you might as well get the best bag available

http://www.sicksack.com/bags/bag-0808.jpg

i think that is a little garish.

the fact that half of the writing is always upside-down probably helps the nauseous fulfil their half of the sickbag contract

He looks so happy to have puked into a paper sack.

That expression is "what on earth did I eat to make it taste like that?"

I like that it's a "sick sick bag"

well sick sick bag, innit

world needs a seal-up sickbag marketing itself as a "sick bomb"

or "barf bomb" for north american audience.

many xposts: she was probably hitting on me and I totally missed my chance on a mute lesbian bagger with a dirty bag fetish.
"your bag is dirty"...all time classic pickup line.