Star Wars 7 shit talk

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Here he is, thinking smart things about Star Wars: http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/JJ-Abrams-Star-Wars-Episode-7.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:42 (nine years ago) link

Well I'm convinced

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link

Hoping C3PO dies in this one

Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:43 (nine years ago) link

Can dumb people do this?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-i1pR1PbXda4/UQNdLI1L0dI/AAAAAAAAB4s/aUYxvsP1KLk/s1600/Abrams.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

Raccoon tanuki what are your favorite eastern films

, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link

he's unbearable. listening to that he sounds more like an engineer than an artist.

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link

How does propulsion on the falcon allow for that sort of steering within a planet's gravity? All of the thrust is in the rear, isn't it?

Not sure how it would even turn in zero-g actually.

polyphonic, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link

Raccoon tanuki what are your favorite eastern films

― 龜,

kill bill, letters from iwo jima, ninja turtles (u should like that ;)), crouching tiger hidden dragon, rush hour etc

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link

Ty

, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link

The best films don't show simply "evil" characters, they show the roots of evil, greed, ill will, delusion.

lucas tried to do this in the prequels and everybody hated them.

I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

(b/c they were terrible IIRC)

I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

anyway i think this is peak raccoon tanuki, time to stop

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link

"Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. "

lmao

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link

raccoon just admitted he liked the prequels so whatever man.

akm, Saturday, 29 November 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link

"lucas tried to do this in the prequels and everybody hated them."

― I dunno. (amateurist),

I liked them. Visually, what more SW fan looking for?. the 1st one and the 3rd anyway. Acting from Hayden C in 3rd was sketchy at best but still, good flick.

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

but since when did bad acting ever stop SW being loved?

Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:03 (nine years ago) link

With current technology, they need to make a version of that dispenser that plays a sample of C-3PO saying "oh my!" whenever someone, er, pulls off a piece.

― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball),

biggest LOL of my day

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:04 (nine years ago) link

I think I have identified RT

valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link

lol

valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

must say i am really glad to see the relative diversity of the cast render internet racists apoplectic

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 29 November 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link

so what is boyega doing before the trailer

what is he doing

can he possibly be doing anything other than crouching below a camera for an unknown amount of time

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link

Coming up an propulsor lift hidden in a ground

ambergris shmambergris (silby), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ZbQnfG8.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/q1cOST1.png

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link

but since when did bad acting ever stop SW being loved?

― Raccoon Tanuki, Saturday, November 29, 2014 8:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fisher and Ford were both fantastic come on.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link

the trailer is fine except for the narration being clunky as shit

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

haha, Carrie Fisher in the first movie is EXACTLY like Debbie Reynolds' 19-year-old daughter in space.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:46 (nine years ago) link

which is excellent

valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

better in Shampoo

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 29 November 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link

^^ somebody get this walking carpet out of my way!

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 29 November 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link

i've been traveling up until now, so just saw the trailer. haven't read the thread so i'm assuming there's some shit talk but who among us can deny that they're pumped??

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link

I am not "pumped"

Οὖτις, Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link

you're a SW7 denier. there is something fundamental and plain that you are suppressing!

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:03 (nine years ago) link

i stand with shakey

resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link

I showed the trailer to my six year old son. He liked it. I didn't think to ask him if he's pumped.

silverfish, Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link

He really likes the light saber. I think he might not have understood that those two short beams are supposed to be a hilt. He's imagining some sort of unwieldy triple light saber.

silverfish, Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:19 (nine years ago) link

I'ts been thirty years since good star wars. I only watched first prequel in cinema, hate all three of them. Why on earth would i be 'pumped'? Are you guys actually going to watch this?

Frederik B, Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:40 (nine years ago) link

I am a consumer whore and yes

valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:48 (nine years ago) link

I'm cautiously pumped. I will need to see more before advancing to 'stoked'. They seem to be aiming to recapture some of the look and feel of the originals (recon droid sound effects, etc.), which if nothing else is nice, pleasant, nostalgic.

jmm, Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:51 (nine years ago) link

'pumped'

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:52 (nine years ago) link

the thing about hilts is usually they aren't made out of blades

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:59 (nine years ago) link

I have a young son who is the right age for this stuff so yes, I'm almost certainly going to see this. This looks much better than the countless superhero movies he also wants to see.

The JJ Abrams aesthetic actually seems like a good fit for the star wars universe.

silverfish, Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:00 (nine years ago) link

also yeah i think the trailer's great for trying to reassure nerds that they're going back to the "old" ways of the original trilogy

but then i remember

jj abrams

xp

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 30 November 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link


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