Recently I noticed that the cloth grocery bag I bring to the store is dirty as well. I didn't really think anything of it, but hell, maybe I should. Am I supposed to put it in the washer with clothes?
― Sleep Tundra (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Thursday, 19 March 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I have done exactly that, and the bag was never as nice again after being laundered - it got those fuzzy bumps on it. :( I am going to get a note - "Your bag is FUZZY"
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 19 March 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Your bagger is a MUTE
― robertwolf8080, Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe the bagger was trying to hit on you?
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
"Your bag is DIRTY and so am I. . . DIRTY FOR YOU."
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link
aw fuck xpost ruined my sextalk joke
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
go ahead make it, mine was lame
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
no wait as a mod you should delete my post and make with the funny
it was better than mine, is the thing
"Your bag is DIRTY. DIRTY, DIRTY bag. Let me... WASH it, for you.."
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link
that is more clean talk, dan
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I said Que's was better!
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link
"Your BAG is DIRTY, but not as DIRTY as me"
or
"I bet your OTHER BAG is even DIRTIER than THIS ONE"
― snoball, Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
"I have a DIRTY BAG, too; wanna see?"
― Wes HI DEREson (HI DERE), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
"we can clean them together!"
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
"YOUR BAG over MY HEAD"
― snoball, Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link
what's happening
― POLLonius (country matters), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm befuddled
― snoball, Thursday, March 19, 2009 5:24 PM
is it weird that i have a picture for thishttp://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v649/41/51/9801755/n9801755_32442017_411230.jpg
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link
that ain't any bag of ours
― POLLonius (country matters), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
like you've never puked in a bag
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
never puked in a bag with a pictorial demonstration of its usage on the side
― POLLonius (country matters), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
peaced
― goole, Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
xp country matters: you're missing out!
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I've just checked out the website, and those bags are expensive - $1 each in quantities of 10, 25 cents when bought in quantities of 1000...
― snoball, Thursday, 19 March 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
well if you are going to save your sick you might as well get the best bag available
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 19 March 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.sicksack.com/bags/bag-0808.jpg
― POLLonius (country matters), Thursday, 19 March 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
i think that is a little garish.
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 19 March 2009 23:08 (fifteen years ago) link
the fact that half of the writing is always upside-down probably helps the nauseous fulfil their half of the sickbag contract
― leigh exodus (country matters), Thursday, 19 March 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link
He looks so happy to have puked into a paper sack.
― one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 19 March 2009 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link
That expression is "what on earth did I eat to make it taste like that?"
― snoball, Thursday, 19 March 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link
I like that it's a "sick sick bag"
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Thursday, 19 March 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link
well sick sick bag, innit
― snoball, Thursday, 19 March 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link
world needs a seal-up sickbag marketing itself as a "sick bomb"
― leigh exodus (country matters), Thursday, 19 March 2009 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link
or "barf bomb" for north american audience.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 19 March 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
many xposts: she was probably hitting on me and I totally missed my chance on a mute lesbian bagger with a dirty bag fetish."your bag is dirty"...all time classic pickup line.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 20 March 2009 01:58 (fifteen years ago) link
dirty pillows etc
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 20 March 2009 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Actually I think the Coles store I go to I've seen some signs that say "consider your cashier - make sure your reusable bags are in a useable condition!" or something like that.
Its a bit hard to keep plain calico snow white tho, esp when yr shopping had a jar of sundried tomatoes that leaked tomato oil everywhere on it.
― one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 20 March 2009 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link
But I mean its not like people are bringing in calico bags full of vomit, or poo (just to get back to that topic again lololol)
― one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 20 March 2009 04:27 (fifteen years ago) link
exactly! I mean, my bags get scuffed up because of the rubber mat in the back of the car... but we wash them if they get too grotty. maybe the co-op's position is like an adoption agency...they want to interview you to see where you'll store the food, how you'll prepare it...if your receptacles are unsightly then that's the first step to a bad match?
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 20 March 2009 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link
bagger: "Your bag is dirty. We need to ask you a few questions about the conditions you're going to be storing this fruit once you get it home."snoball: "Well, you know... I thought I'd just... LEAVE IT IN A SECOND HAND DOG BOWL TO ROT UNTIL IT BECOMES COMPOST BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
― snoball, Friday, 20 March 2009 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link
the sick-bag stickman from the hilarious XKCD comics
― tard and feathered (braveclub), Friday, 20 March 2009 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost to all the poop stories
There was a girl in my high school who shat in a sink in one of the girls bathrooms (at the school during school hours)This was because she was very rich and snobby and always decked out in furs and subsequently always made fun of for thisand she wanted to prove that she could be some kind of cool rebel. shitting in a sink did not give her cool rebel status, thoughit really just made people think she was fucking crazy.
― turtles all the way down (Face of Wolf), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah it might have been easier just not to wear furs
― iatee, Friday, 20 March 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
this poor girl who lived in my dorm sophomore year had body image issues that led to overuse of laxatives that led to shit smeared all over the showers and toilet stalls
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
hindsight is 20 20 (xpost)
― turtles all the way down (Face of Wolf), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Just got a great PA note above the work sink: I humbly beg of you to please not use this sink like a restroom sink: Do not wash arms or blow nose in sink. (or something like that)
― plenty chong (libcrypt), Friday, 20 March 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
One of the OCDs dudes at work likes to wash his arms in the sink. Not sure what the nose-blowing complaint is about tho.
― plenty chong (libcrypt), Friday, 20 March 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link
uh-oh, that note is just asking for sink-shitting.
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Friday, 20 March 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
is washing your hands okay? aren't sinks for washing things? wtf people
― Roberto Mussolini (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 20 March 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't understand that sign, at all -- i'm confused too. i think there needs more explanation as to what a "work sink" and a "restroom sink" are at yr place of employ?
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 20 March 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link