Star Wars 7 shit talk

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that was to morbs but it works both ways

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 5 December 2014 06:27 (nine years ago) link

the only reason Blade Runner is boring is Daryl Hannah, but that's a valid reason to find it boring

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 5 December 2014 06:41 (nine years ago) link

since i've seen Blade Runner maybe 3 times, like a normal person, i don't even remember her being in it.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 December 2014 06:50 (nine years ago) link

she does so many cartwheels tho dude

gbx, Friday, 5 December 2014 07:10 (nine years ago) link

you have to help us jf. you're our best and only friend.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 5 December 2014 07:36 (nine years ago) link

the bradbury building gives a better performance in blade runner than anyone gives in eps 1-3

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 5 December 2014 07:37 (nine years ago) link

Which Blade Runner doc were you guys talking about?

jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

Dangerous Days: Making Blade Runner

Number None, Friday, 5 December 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link

Given the weirdly advanced and sterile atmosphere of the prequels, lightsabers just don't seem that impressive of a tool. This is regardless of being watered down merely by overuse as well. What I mean is all the technology seemed so advanced and perfect I don't think it'd phase anyone to see a lightsaber set of kitchen knives or a lightsaber gardening shovel in any given scene.

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

only real masters of the force are capable to withstand all that radiation over extended periods of time

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link

All that radiation really takes a toll on their midichlorian count, though.

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 December 2014 19:06 (nine years ago) link

oh god "capable to withstand" i need to take a break

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link

Star Wars fans can rationalize anything. I think Lucas knew this and with the prequels presented his greatest challenge to them. It's his masterpiece in that regard. Thank you George Lucas.

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

Since we were on the subject of Darths above, if you play the Star Wars: The Old Republic MMORPG, the major Sith lords you run into during the story are Darth Marr, Darth Baras, Darth Angral, Darth Malgus, Darth Skotia, Darth Jadus, Darth Serevin and Darth Lachris.

Also, Moff Dracen and Moff Kilran.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 5 December 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

darth brooks

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link

Darth Scotiabank

jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link

Darth Marr of the Smith Lords

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link

srs question: can gamorreans and ugnaughts crossbreed, asking for a friend

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link

Unless that important question's answer can provide a desperate rationalization for discrepancies in logic or story of the star wars universe, I worry it sadly may have never been addressed.

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link

srs question

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

I think we need to establish which species is descended from pigs and whether or not they inherited the corkscrew penis gene

Οὖτις, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:22 (nine years ago) link

corkscrew penis gene is a pretty good guy

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link

Find just one contradiction in the Star Wars universe and then crossbreed whatever the heck you want.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_explosion

jmm, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

p. sure that despite their aged looks, Ugnaughts are the larval stage of Gamorreans

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link

what about the uggsandleggingsnaughts?

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:30 (nine years ago) link

Looks like there has been extensive research and testing. Here are the findings:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a5T3QlMO_kQ/UXX6dYcgoCI/AAAAAAAAACg/jWmb7yo7zKI/s1600/Compare+1.png

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link

I feel certain that the darkest corners of the internet have already obsessively detailed the many varieties of interspecies trysts within the Star Wars universe. Hot Bantha on AT-AT action and what have you.

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link

Aw, I got the save the date too! See you there.

Evan, Friday, 5 December 2014 21:44 (nine years ago) link

apparently that's what he looks like in star wars 7

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link

time has not treated him well

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

han solo

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

dentures from war wound

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 December 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link

Darth Marr of the Smith Lords

― Evan, Friday, December 5, 2014 4:14 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm personally hurt & offended that this was ignored.

Evan, Monday, 8 December 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

I chuckled at it, for the record!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 8 December 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link

Darth Algar and the Pain Cave

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 December 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

oh Georgepaws.

piscesx, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link

No Gungans, no dice.

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

George is all PEACE OUT NERDS

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 23:22 (nine years ago) link

But when we asked Lucas if he was curious to see what Abrams has done with the new “Star Wars,” Lucas said, “Not really.”

Aw don't be pouty.

Evan, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link

that's so fucking lame

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 00:54 (nine years ago) link

dude sold off the whole thing bcz he didn't want to think about Star Wars anymore

Gland Of Horses (sic), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 04:19 (nine years ago) link

ding ding ding

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 04:20 (nine years ago) link

GL donated like 4 billion to charity, he's a good guy

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 04:23 (nine years ago) link

that single comment led me down a rabbit hole of googling billionaire philanthropists and somehow hating them even more. i feel like i've turned to the dark side

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 04:31 (nine years ago) link

if i peaced out from my job i'd be pretty whatever about ppl trying to tell me what the new guy is doing

he's bingewatching his power of myth boxset & eating ho-hos & making ships in bottles

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 05:08 (nine years ago) link

i hope the series is incredibly good so disney's not tempted to george smiley him back into the circus

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 05:11 (nine years ago) link


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