Passive aggressive notes

"I have a DIRTY BAG, too; wanna see?"

"we can clean them together!"

"YOUR BAG over MY HEAD"

what's happening

i'm befuddled

"YOUR BAG over MY HEAD"

― snoball, Thursday, March 19, 2009 5:24 PM

is it weird that i have a picture for this
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v649/41/51/9801755/n9801755_32442017_411230.jpg

that ain't any bag of ours

like you've never puked in a bag

never puked in a bag with a pictorial demonstration of its usage on the side

peaced

xp country matters: you're missing out!

I've just checked out the website, and those bags are expensive - $1 each in quantities of 10, 25 cents when bought in quantities of 1000...

well if you are going to save your sick you might as well get the best bag available

http://www.sicksack.com/bags/bag-0808.jpg

i think that is a little garish.

the fact that half of the writing is always upside-down probably helps the nauseous fulfil their half of the sickbag contract

He looks so happy to have puked into a paper sack.

That expression is "what on earth did I eat to make it taste like that?"

I like that it's a "sick sick bag"

well sick sick bag, innit

world needs a seal-up sickbag marketing itself as a "sick bomb"

or "barf bomb" for north american audience.

many xposts: she was probably hitting on me and I totally missed my chance on a mute lesbian bagger with a dirty bag fetish.
"your bag is dirty"...all time classic pickup line.

dirty pillows etc

Actually I think the Coles store I go to I've seen some signs that say "consider your cashier - make sure your reusable bags are in a useable condition!" or something like that.

Its a bit hard to keep plain calico snow white tho, esp when yr shopping had a jar of sundried tomatoes that leaked tomato oil everywhere on it.

But I mean its not like people are bringing in calico bags full of vomit, or poo (just to get back to that topic again lololol)

exactly! I mean, my bags get scuffed up because of the rubber mat in the back of the car... but we wash them if they get too grotty. maybe the co-op's position is like an adoption agency...they want to interview you to see where you'll store the food, how you'll prepare it...if your receptacles are unsightly then that's the first step to a bad match?

bagger: "Your bag is dirty. We need to ask you a few questions about the conditions you're going to be storing this fruit once you get it home."
snoball: "Well, you know... I thought I'd just... LEAVE IT IN A SECOND HAND DOG BOWL TO ROT UNTIL IT BECOMES COMPOST BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

the sick-bag stickman from the hilarious XKCD comics

xpost to all the poop stories

There was a girl in my high school who shat in a sink in one of the girls bathrooms (at the school during school hours)
This was because she was very rich and snobby and always decked out in furs and subsequently always made fun of for this
and she wanted to prove that she could be some kind of cool rebel.
shitting in a sink did not give her cool rebel status, though
it really just made people think she was fucking crazy.

yeah it might have been easier just not to wear furs

this poor girl who lived in my dorm sophomore year had body image issues that led to overuse of laxatives that led to shit smeared all over the showers and toilet stalls

hindsight is 20 20 (xpost)

Just got a great PA note above the work sink: I humbly beg of you to please not use this sink like a restroom sink: Do not wash arms or blow nose in sink. (or something like that)

One of the OCDs dudes at work likes to wash his arms in the sink. Not sure what the nose-blowing complaint is about tho.

uh-oh, that note is just asking for sink-shitting.

is washing your hands okay? aren't sinks for washing things? wtf people

i don't understand that sign, at all -- i'm confused too. i think there needs more explanation as to what a "work sink" and a "restroom sink" are at yr place of employ?

WTF if you blowed your nose in my work sink I'd fucking hit you

blew. blew your nose. i iz a ingrish major.

schef, there's a break room with a sink, coffee pots, a fridge and other miscellany.

so does the writer of that note use restroom and home sinks to blow his nose in?

that strikes me as weird, as work sinks are usually used for more toxic shit than restroom sinks, unless the work sink is regularly used to "soak things" and the dirt and bodily solids cause problems with that use.

One small irony here is that the work sink used to back up in the mornings, before the person who probably wrote the note was hired. It was truly disgusting. Black muck, everywhere.

was someone putting coffee grounds in it?

No, there was a problem with the building sewer system. They installed a backup-prevention device on the drain, which has prevented the nasty since.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9861/tempimage712.jpg

^^^insane person

"Blowing-cleaning your nose, washing face and arms can be done in the restroom in the lobby."
OK, I wish I could figure out what this reminds me of. Adam Thirlwell's "Politics", perhaps?

Our office kitchen has one of those cursed "yr mom doesn't work here" notes as well. Worst ever.

If you take a bath at home, you won't have to blow your nose at work!