Your 2016 Presidential Candidate Speculation Thread

guys she would never win. never.

why because $$$

maybe she can apologize to wall street the day before she announces her candidacy

in 2016 it would not surprise me

re: chart. what amuses me most is the scale of 0 - 100. if Christie rates a zero on that scale on any category, it lacks a certain granularity at the low end.

only way progressives can have sway over candidates is to pump money into causes and energy into legislators' call centers.

paul is legit terrifying. i wonder how much of the millennial vote he could cut into by being pro-pot and rhetorically (though not legislatively) anti-war

he won't come out as pro-pot

no presidential candidate is going to do that tbh

Except Roland Doobie of the 420 party

what was ron paul's stance?

legs spread, fuck America

Ron Paul sponsored a legalization bill in the House (along w Barney Frank). then when he ran for President he said legalization should be up to the states. fancy that.

guys, the first woman president is likely to be someone like the NRA Barbie who just won that Iowa senate seat

or Margaret Thatcher

heaven forfend!

Everyone hates wall street though. And her message is all on that postwar nostalgia/rising middle class kick my radical friends hate but America loves. Funding might become less of an issue now that people spend more time on social media than they do watching tv. I know this has not happened YET...

Everyone hates wall street though

lol except for the people in power that decide elections

I clearly know all that, and yet

I guess the prospect of hilary vs ted cruz is just too bleak for me on this cold wet day during finals

Or jeb bush or whoever people were talking about

Let's just agree that they're all horrible.

idk how many votes a president could get by being explicitly pro-pot but it seems like you'd gain more votes than you'd lose (from millennials, from boomers, from big pot money, etc) so i gotta figure it's coming sooner than later.

nah, all a candidate has to do is blow some racial dogwhistle shit about black and brown people high on drugs and no longer locked up in our wonderful prison system and there ya go, pro-pot candidate is damaged goods

ie it's ok for most of America if white people with "medical needs" get away w it, but full-blown legalization means fewer non-white people in jail, can't have that

you have a greater chance at alienating old folks than getting stoners to go door to door for you, even if the majority of the country is for it it's gonna be a long time before any politician can embrace the issue

NBA Injury Report ‏@NBAInjuryR3port -- Jason Terry (getting tattoo that says "Jeb Bush: 45th President of the United States") will not play tonight.

write it in a book; president jeb is happening.

it's going to be like gay marriage - it's going to happen at the state level first, which will spur legal challenges, which will slowly percolate up to the federal level. Perhaps relevant to note that we have never had a presidential candidate that supported gay marriage btw.

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I guess the prospect of hilary vs ted cruz is just too bleak for me on this cold wet day during finals

― Treeship, Tuesday, December 16, 2014 9:14 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I stand by my claim that Cruz both looks and sounds like too much of a bitch to win a national election. Positions be damned. American voters are fickle and superficial as fuck.

"looks and sounds like"

agree he has too much of a greasy weaselly used car salesman vibe to go far on the national scale

his hair looks like a ferret is chilling on his head

he looks like a pervert. sounds like a pervert.

greasy weaselly used car salesman vibe

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haha yes

actual 1960 button

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Yeah, in the George W. "would be a good guy to have a beer with" category, NOBODY wants to have a beer with Ted Cruz.

if the beer were a brown ale he'd deport it

lol sigh

Sarah Kendzior ‏@sarahkendzior 46m46 minutes ago
2016 prediction: winner of presidential race will be relative of previous president; win announced on TV by relative of previous TV anchor

Ted Cruz strikes me as the type of politician whose following is mainly people who aren't stupid, but who hated school and struggled with it, who are basically ignorant about anything beyond their own experiences. They are both insecure and extremely resentful about that. They love Ted Cruz because he has all sorts of really-smart-person credentials and he thinks just like they do so his existence is hugely validating for them. You can travel pretty far on that ticket, but not to a presidency.

The Cruz that emerges from the New Yorker profile I recognize from guys I've met: sons of Cuban parents who resent anyone looking as if he or she got a free ride despite knowing (and their parents' boring them with the stories) that their parents got the most generous refugee package in the history of U.S. immigration. He's also supposedly one of the best lawyers to argue before SCOTUS in a generation.

his anti-immigration shit is just amazing given his background

see it every day

Alcoholics and ex smokers are the biggest scolds.

He's also supposedly one of the best lawyers to argue before SCOTUS in a generation.

I was thinking about this the other day. I've read on several occasions about how smart he's alleged to be, but this procedural backfire last weekend seems like a dummkopf's move, Bachmannesque or Rickperryish. Some long game in the works?

Plenty of presidents were good lawyers.

he must realize that a ton of his support is from racist "he's one of the GOOD immigrants!" assholes. I suppose he's power-hungry enough to not care but it's got to bug him on some level. giving him the benefit of the doubt that he's not a sociopath, which perhaps I shouldn't.

have they even established he can run for president, what with the whole born-in-Alberta thing?

i have no doubt he's a brilliant lawyer. being a brilliant politician is a largely different set of skills.

doesn't matter anyway.

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jeb gonna be pre-si-dent.

Jeb Bush is a colorless campaigner. He won in Florida the first time against the tree stump of a lieutenant governor briefly governor after his beloved predecessor, the second at the peak of his superior older bro's popularity.