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"please confirm everything"
--spam i just got.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 29 July 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

"amoral disarmament" -- thank you so much, Green Gartside, you're amazing!

― When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 30 July 2005 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

"Fair suck of the sav, mate" Guys in my high school class used this when they thought they were being treated unfairly. Not sure where it comes from, but funny.

Also rhyming slang is the best thing in the world.
"Bag of fruit" -- suit
"Dog & bone" - phone

etc.

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 July 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link

My friend Shae was describing a fight she had with bum the other night:

"He shoved me and I went flying back, TITS AKIMBO!"

― Tinman: Set to Self-Destruct (cprek), Saturday, 30 July 2005 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHA!

I was listening to more Scritti Politti and remembered the lyric "true like the Tractatus" -- and figured it served inclusion here.

― When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moray! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 30 July 2005 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I tend to view tattoos and piercings in the same light as fake tans and Rolex watches. Just a different side of the coin of vanity.

― Dude Who Cannot Be Named, Saturday, 30 July 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

A girl I overheard in line at Au Bon Pain: "Do you like tomatoes? Cause I'm a total tomato psycho!"

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 30 July 2005 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Seen scrawled on the wall of the men's room at the Comet Bar (the discerning Grunge rocker's hangout, evidently) in Seattle in the mid-90's: "Smells Like Teen Urine"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 30 July 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

When discounting the opinion of others, my father uses the singular expression "Your ass sucks buttermilk."

I love it, but haven't had much opportunity to use it yet...

― John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 30 July 2005 03:32 (eighteen years ago) link

An ex of mine used to say "don't make that cat's arse face!" if anyone ever pursed their mouth up and frowned at him. WHich was often, he was a little shithead. But I digress.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 30 July 2005 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link

four years pass...

When somebody does something helpful, my dad likes to praise them with "Ah, cheers, you're worth your weight in cockie shit!"

― When two tribes go to war, he always gets picked last (James Morrison), Monday, 3 August 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

"You've a voice like butter on crisps"

― Gravel Puzzleworth, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

"merry christmas whether you like it or not"

― Maria, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

"Pyjama jammie jam" (as heard on house party 2)

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 20 March 2017 05:51 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

… have a suck on the animal fat eye

― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, October 16, 2018 11:27 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― mark s, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:27 (five years ago) link

not gonna lie, i was quite proud of that one

― himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:29 (five years ago) link

sleight of hand

― marcos, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 12:45 (five years ago) link

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