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"Personal pizza"

Yoga Knives (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

"With immediate effect"

Lee Perry & The Upgrunters (Mr Andy M), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

"insurance law blog"

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

Also if I'm being honest, "service level agreement"

Lee Perry & The Upgrunters (Mr Andy M), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

I love SLA's. And OLA's.

Jeff, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

of the competing parody accounts, this one shows the most promise imo

italosVEVO (wins), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

For me it's account manager who feels her partying days are over but she still likes to drink wine and gossip and calls that "shenanigans"

― La Lechera, Thursday, July 9, 2015 12:55 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"Share if you agree"

MrDasher, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link

world sport

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

cryptic message on Instagram

soref, Friday, 25 September 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link

"your call is important to us. please stay on the line and we'll be with you as soon as possible."

Aimless, Friday, 25 September 2015 04:24 (eight years ago) link

"Father and writer. In gutter, looking at stars. Movie quotes I live my life by: 'Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while - you might miss it.' 'Carpe Diem!' 'When somebody asks you if you're a God - you say YES!'"

OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 September 2015 06:20 (eight years ago) link

"took to twitter"

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 25 September 2015 06:24 (eight years ago) link

Political Dog Clothing

noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link

vegan thanksgiving

― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 6:51 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

7 years later fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, friend

zoso def (m bison), Sunday, 4 October 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link

fuck u and fuck that dog and fuck that guy who made that shirt

zoso def (m bison), Sunday, 4 October 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link

Nothing fascist about trying to popularize the suppression of speech.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 4 October 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link

el tomboto steak rub

noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 22:57 (eight years ago) link

really?

BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Thursday, 8 October 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link

THIS VEHICLE'S SPEED IS MONITORED BY GPS

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Thursday, 15 October 2015 23:55 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

everybodys gonna be talking about pornhub's april fools thing

lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 2 April 2016 01:44 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

"The Simpsons are going to Africa!"

a mom shaped pom (wins), Thursday, 19 May 2016 15:28 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

BBC Question Time EU Special

nakhchivan, Sunday, 19 June 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Acoustic singer/songwriter

TARANTINO! (dog latin), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 11:10 (seven years ago) link

credit authorization

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 12:21 (seven years ago) link

keep _____ weird

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 12:22 (seven years ago) link

_______ strong

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 13:48 (seven years ago) link

extra-judicial

clouds, Friday, 8 July 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

hot or not?

the event dynamics of power asynchrony (rushomancy), Friday, 8 July 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

win the 52%

ogmor, Friday, 8 July 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

summer night highway construction

johnny crunch, Friday, 8 July 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

Cleethorpes Winter Wonderland

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Monday, 14 November 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

"[cabinet position title] [member of Trump's cabinet]"

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 14 November 2016 16:10 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"Trump transition"

Ross, Monday, 28 November 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

yeah. this thread is going to get very dreary and repetitive.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

Haven't seen it yet but I thought of "trump state of the union address" the other day and felt like I was going to shit my pants.

joygoat, Monday, 28 November 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

"Xenophobia" is the Dictionary.com word of the year.

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Thursday, 8 December 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

sexless marriage

marcos, Friday, 17 March 2017 23:17 (seven years ago) link

the 4 day institute is a combination of a planning retreat, seminar, unconference, and sprint

marcos, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:25 (seven years ago) link

"Are you busy?"

calstars, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:32 (seven years ago) link

Wacky Hat Wednesday (Participation Mandatory)

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:35 (seven years ago) link

Self-documenting code

koogs, Saturday, 8 April 2017 11:19 (seven years ago) link

"[religious affiliation] children"

cakelou, Monday, 10 April 2017 06:35 (seven years ago) link

ew, unconference

Karl Malone, Monday, 10 April 2017 07:39 (seven years ago) link

37 year old spaniard

virginity simple (darraghmac), Monday, 10 April 2017 07:57 (seven years ago) link

You are currently in a virtual queue to ensure fair access to tickets during busy times. Please don't refresh your page, as you will lose your spot.

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 April 2017 08:10 (seven years ago) link

oh god i got thru

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 April 2017 08:35 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

saw a tweet that went something like "i'm probably gonna be alive for at least 3 more spiderman trilogies"

blog haus aka the scene raver (wins), Thursday, 20 July 2017 18:50 (six years ago) link

I look forward to getting much more information and clarity from our military leaders about the policy The President tweeted today.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link


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