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― écorché (S-), Sunday, 18 January 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link
xp omg the stupidity
― Nhex, Sunday, 18 January 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link
not onion per se but... something
"The Sundays Reveal Plans For New Music In Rare Interview With American Airlines’ Inflight Magazine"
http://www.stereogum.com/1677331/the-sundays-reveal-plans-for-new-music-in-rare-interview-with-american-airlines-inflight-magazine/news/
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 January 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link
Five-year-old misses friend's birthday party and gets invoice for £15.95
― rad naps (+ +), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, January 19, 2015 12:55 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's kind of Spinal Tap
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link
it really is!
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link
Rapist blames ankle monitor for low self-esteem and social phobia
― excreting zeitgeist (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B71AywxCEAAP2R4.png
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link
http://pitchfork.com/news/58191-bob-dylan-giving-new-album-away-to-50000-aarp-magazine-subscribers/
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link
Shit that looks like a Clickhole article, but isn'thttp://www.vocativ.com/gallery/culture/photos/isis-japan-hostage-manga/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=japan&utm_campaign=jan1
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link
McDonald's to Accept Selfies and Hugs as Payment
http://buff.ly/1yVxYId
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 30 January 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link
end times man
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jan/29/catty-sarah-palin-speech-inadvertently-raises-50k-hillary-clinton
― StanM, Saturday, 31 January 2015 11:59 (nine years ago) link
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/gop-senator-let-restaurants-opt-out-of-handwashing-after-toilet-to-reduce-regulatory-burden/
― joygoat, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link
I would actually be all for that rule if the restaurant opting out had to place large, visible signage all over its storefront, by its register, its tables, in the bathroom, etc. "EMPLOYEES NEED NOT WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK."
Of course, the best retorts to his dumb argument I've heard is that it's actually no less burdensome a regulation to require signage than it is to require handwashing.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link
http://brotherhipster.com/2015/01/06/heres-why-selfie-sticks-arent-a-big-deal/
something abt the tone really reminds me of an Onion op-ed
― The Crucifixion Of Sean Bean (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 10:47 (nine years ago) link
https://meduza.io/en/news/2015/03/05/russia-s-only-gulag-memorial-is-redesigned-to-celebrate-the-gulag
― ljubljana, Thursday, 5 March 2015 13:31 (nine years ago) link
Wow:
“Now Perm-36 will be a museum dedicated to the difficult and noble work of the Gulag’s valiant workers, and about the technologies they used to protect the great [Soviet] people from the fifth column and various Nazis from Ukraine.”
― drash, Thursday, 5 March 2015 14:00 (nine years ago) link
wow
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link
solzhenitsyn is rolling in his grave
― Mordy, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_1jlN3UIAALtAI.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link
http://www.salon.com/2015/03/12/rudy_giuliani_i_wish_president_obama_were_more_like_bill_cosby
― Mordy, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link
hooooooly shit
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 March 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-hot-sauce-seizure-met-20150313-story.html
Man credits hot sauce with saving his life.
― Jeff, Friday, 13 March 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link
http://i58.tinypic.com/bg75dv.png http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2399141-evander-holyfield-to-fight-mitt-romney-for-charity-event
― the fuckin catalina wine mixer (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link
i wonder if holyfield knows he'll be up against a robot. here's what happened to the last guy who tried to romney on
― CoolRadio, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link
http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2015/03/18/lottery-loser-plans-to-keep-losing-at-lottery/
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link
http://www.12newsnow.com/story/28566302/new-hampshire-students-hawk-bill-provokes-abortion-comment
― Devilock, Friday, 20 March 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link
Omg what
― kinder, Friday, 20 March 2015 06:14 (nine years ago) link
Haha, I just posted that on the American Right Wing thread!
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 20 March 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link
http://judiciary.house.gov/index.cfm/2015/3/at-the-flick-of-a-switch/
shit that looks like a clickhole article but isn't
― cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Friday, 20 March 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link
That lottery story is deeply sad.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 20 March 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link
that judiciary page is mindboggling
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2015 16:06 (nine years ago) link
"Girl Dancing With 30 Hula Hoops Looks Like She's About to Get Teleported"
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/girl-dancing-with-30-hula-hoops-looks-like-shes-about-t-1628255133
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/community/2015/03/23/voices/spare-thought-western-men-trapped-japan/#.VRew89qRUup
― 龜, Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OQZfsL8.png
― 龜, Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link
thinkin baout things
― gr8080, Monday, 30 March 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link
read that as LOLCAL GARDOVA
― kinder, Monday, 30 March 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link
http://nypost.com/2015/02/12/i-dont-regret-my-office-romance-and-neither-should-you/
"TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS AFTER SAYING “I DO,’’ I STILL THINK THAT MY HUSBAND IS THE CUTEST THING IN PANTS."
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 April 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link
cheesy as fuck, but not onion level parody
― Nhex, Thursday, 2 April 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link
http://ww2.kqed.org/news/2015/04/02/new-luxury-bus-lines-roll-into-san-francisco
“When I work late and I can’t take the express bus home — how do I say this — it’s uncomfortable the amount of passengers and the type of passengers. Sometimes I don’t feel safe,” Schiermeyer says.
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 April 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link
https://vimeo.com/122275278
“I get triggered when I think about all of the people who don’t have access to Leap.”Ilyse Magy, San Francisco Transit Riders Union
alol
― een, Saturday, 4 April 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link
http://www.hopesandfears.com/hopes/future/science/168959-mysterious-deep-space-signals-revealed-to-be-rogue-microwave-ovens
― anonanon, Monday, 13 April 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link
amazing
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 April 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link
http://fusion.net/story/118657/the-worlds-first-hologram-protest-held-in-spain/
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link
Kelley Paul says husband Rand Paul not a sexist
― franklin, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link
http://www.indyweek.com/indyweek/what-its-like-to-be-a-grown-man-whose-favorite-band-is-three-women/Content?oid=4374935
― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 16 April 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link
jesus motherfucking christ
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 April 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link
couldn't scroll past the photo
― goole, Thursday, 16 April 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link