A Box of __________ Shipped to Your House Each Month

$25 a month for a record, some caraway seeds, and a spotify playlist?

pact are p good imo /:

things i have been guilty of, from least to most justifiable:

joggbox (energy gels and protein-addled flapjacks and shit; i don't even know why i did this)
hellofresh (does your groceries for you. boring-ass bland food; new starter offer only)
graze ('healthy' snack boxes. deeply addictive; multiple new starter offers by changing the position of the dot in my gmail account)
beer52 (unremarkable collection of 'craft' beers plus some actually nice seeming spirits, maybe; terrible customer service; just got a second box because the 'unsubscribe' link is broken)
envelope (total rip off of below by founders of above; they keep offering me free/reduced shit though so ???)
pact (better than any coffee i have bought in person for a comparable price. really annoying post-innocent smoothie aesthetic though yes; still use this, on occasion)

the weeaboo box seems like the saddest one, i think

graze ('healthy' snack boxes. deeply addictive; multiple new starter offers by changing the position of the dot in my gmail account)

lol thx for the tip

I liked the idea of buying someone/being bought a cocktail-of-the-month kit for Christmas until I realised that each month's delivery of 2 miniatures and a tiny bottle of mixer or bitters cost as much as buying a full-sized bottle of semi-decent brand name spirits every month

most of these pics look pretty terrible but I do still kind of like the concept, remembering that joy as a kid of getting post and not knowing what it was or being excited about receiving some plastic crap that cost 6 cereal packets and £1.95 p&p. but I'm not sure that joy actually exists as an adult - at least not for more than two months in a row, or when not subsidised by your parents' cereal expenditure

We use Pact and also Has Bean for regular coffee, it's worth it to have reliably excellent coffee without having to remember to pick it up. Overall, I've liked the Has Bean coffee more than I have the Pact; what Pact has which I think is really good is the easy ability to put your subscription on pause if you want.

Buying a subscription to this lot: http://cocoarunners.com/ (fancy chocolate) was one of the most successful birthday gifts I've ever given my wife, with the advantage that it's another little birthday gift once a month. Plus it's cut down my overall chocolate consumption because it makes me less inclined to grab a Double Decker or whatever when I'm out and about.

hoping this is an april fool's joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMacTuHPWFI

According to USA Today:
http://i.imgur.com/BCNvhm8.png

lol ty

*Pushes the Charmin button* -- "And now, the waiting game."

*flips page to Rolling Stone Q&A section*

I can't wait to get some dash buttons.

Get drunk at a party, order the hosts 723 boxes of Nappy San while having a piss

omfg how .... is this...

http://www.coolercanmonthly.com

The only koozie subscription service on the planet.

The only severed chicken head subscription service on the planet.

the e-juice one seems kinda cool? #fuckmyliiiiiiiiiife

how about a service where every month i send u a box of spiders

how much would you pay for this

maybe like 7.99 but all this shit seems to start at ~$20

I'm imagining a #spdr service where they promise to mail you three exotic tarantulas every month (and send back the ones you don't want) but when you open the package there's nothing inside but three dried-up daddy long-legs and a flyer that says 'KEEP 'EM'

Weiner tittie totally inaccurate, btw.

http://i.imgur.com/rsGN3CS.png

"hey man it's really cool that you're a fan of goliath birdeaters and mexican firelegs so I sent you this house spider I found in my bathroom" (xpost)

WTF is a koozie, is that what some americans call stubby holders.

What Americans call them stubby holders, the ones who live in Weiner?

what the british call knippy bluppers

south africans call them wildebeest condoms

http://www.catladybox.com/

You may receive jewelry like necklaces, bracelets, rings or earrings. You might receive a shirt or a scarf or a meowvalous pair of socks. You might be some cattastic items to decorate your home, some purrfect pieces to hang on your wall or even a thing or two to deck out your kitchen. Maybe it's your new favorite coffee mug or your next best wine glass. Maybe it's office accessories! Maybe it's a book! Maybe... maybe it's something we haven't even thought of yet!

Maybe... maybe it's anti-psychotic meds!

"Maybe it's office accessories" in the cat lady box is really slaying me for some reason

lol

Maybe it's a bag, in collaboration with Bag Lady Bag!

http://www.leparcel.com/

period subscription box for women

http://boxes.mysubscriptionaddiction.com/box/unclutterer-quarterly-box

The Unclutterer looks like you might just get a box of boxes, but guaranteed to be aesthetically pleasing

http://lh6.ggpht.com/-Jc51S6TmTzY/VGOg3CkS9aI/AAAAAAAASdo/9EZxzUmqn4M/DoggieLawnPlus.jpg_thumb%25255B2%25255D.jpg

BATTLBOX PRO PLUS
*** Includes KNIFE OF THE MONTH *** This box is for the elite. The collector. The big spender. The ones that truly appreciate the beauty of a sharp edge. The guy who has everything….EXCEPT a kickass monthly knife subscription! We will hand select one knife to be featured every month and include it in your monthly Battlebox. So you get everything you would expect to see in the Battlbox Pro box, AND a sweet blade to rip open next month’s Battlbox arrival with. We already have brands such as Kershaw, Spyderco, Columbia River Knife, 5.11, Gerber, Leatherman, Schrade, SOG…the list goes on! Go ahead. We dare you. ***FREE_SHIPPING***

http://oklahomashirtcompany.com/collections/shirt-of-the-month

A New Shirt, Every Month. Our favorite thing, Oklahoma flavored shirts, mailed to you the first week of each month for only $10 bucks.

What in the heck are these things?
Flexi postcards are postcards with grooves stamped into them, that can be played on a turntable! The playable side is a full color image curated by that month’s musician.

How many subscriptions are available?
475! Once they’re gone they’re gone so subscribe early!

Sounds cool but how’s the sound quality?
It’s exactly what you’d expect from playing a cardboard postcard on your turntable. It’s gritty but playable. There is a download code printed on every card so you can have a higher quality version of each song in your library.

oklahoma flavored

lol le parcel

there are at least TEN we will send you tampons in the mail for $15 services!!!

haha, all including chocolate i'm guessing

no, le parcel looks like the classiest one, though one is like tampons + we donate $5 to some charity

Entrepreneurs Box
$25.00

The items in these boxes are designed to make your life as an entrepreneur more productive, strategic, and virile. Every month you will receive: Essential Books, Luxury Apparel, Accessories and Productivity Hacks.

Feedback: Ireland Escada
I tried to sign up and there was an error~ maybe it does not exist

the classiest one

reviewed by Cosmopolitan, TIME, The Huffington Post, Real Simple, and Tech Crunch

HelloFlo: Helloflo delivers just what a woman needs when she needs it. Get tampons, back up protection like pads and pantiliners, and fun and tasty treats as a pick-me-up. “It’s like Santa for your Vagina!” Cost: $14-18/month.

plethora of period box unboxing on youtube

I don't think I'm going to find anything else tonight that tops "It's like Santa for your Vagina!"

lol

plethora of period box unboxing on youtube

― drash, Sunday, June 7, 2015 5:12 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol dammit I was just looking for period unboxing vids in another tab before I scrolled and saw this. Unboxing vids in general are so weird!

seeing this next to Tinder thread makes me wonder what some companies will charge for monthly firewood delivery