can't lie, I'll be buying tickets for the seventh chapter in the F&F franchise
― mh, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link
excited about the revival of the EROTIC THRILLER genre
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link
This lacks thrills though right?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link
its just an EROTIC
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link
I'm sure people find it thrilling in exactly the same way Wild Orchid was thrilling
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link
I remember my parents going to see Wild Orchid. A year or so later, when it hit cable, I snuck downstairs late at night to watch some of it and was pretty much like "so, this is what adults find hot?!"
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link
Thanks to winning a VCR circa 84/85 at a fundraiser raffle, my father treated the entire family to some uncomfortable family movie nights with movies like Body Heat and 9 1/2 Weeks. My takeaway was that my dad is super shameless and a total hero.
― "Go pet your dog" is the name of my dog (DJP), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link
Way to go dad
― Minaj moron (Re-Make/Re-Model), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link
So, basically, this movie is book one, and there will doubtless be three eventually.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link
Ok, I have now read more of this thread.
Basically, Stevie D's review is otm.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link
they're going to break the third book out in to three separate movies though
― gr8080, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 12:27 (nine years ago) link
The desolation of SM
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 13:03 (nine years ago) link
applause
― oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 13:04 (nine years ago) link
50 Shades of Armond: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/413741/50-shades-dull-armond-white
Enterprises such as 50 Shades of Grey and Gone Girl, designed to exploit modern moral confusion, also mean to rationalize political disorientation. Anastasia and Grey’s sadomasochistic love/hate symbolizes contemporary bewilderment regarding capitalist politics. Rich, empowered men like Grey are shown to lead and seduce us, while a new consumerist myth (replacing rugged individualism) suggests that our naïve affection — the opposite of buyer’s remorse — can redeem them, just as Bill Clinton has been redeemed and sanctioned by the mainstream media.
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 February 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link
I think he is getting at something but not getting all the way there
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 20 February 2015 22:38 (nine years ago) link
armond white is quoting X and giving a big-up Eddie Murphy's Vampire In Brooklyn for the National Review
― da croupier, Friday, 20 February 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link
So Jamie Dornan has quit the franchise?
― I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:38 (nine years ago) link
I resubmit...
http://www.atlasshruggedmovie.com/css/01-382188340005332013/default/assets/dvd_boxset.jpg
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link
three covers with pictures of...bridges? and a clip art of atlas carrying the comfort inn logo.
― brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link
have I posted yet with the idea that knowing who her parents are, this is probably like the fifteenth most screwy enterprise Dakota Johnson has been a part of. we just don't know.
― mh, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link
Her mother lived with a pet lion in their house, who the hell knows.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link
Funny name for a lion.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 07:46 (nine years ago) link
and then this happened. shocked that he didn't get one donation
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1839613945/fifty-shades-of-poop
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link
shocked that you're the one telling ilx about a bad poop joke
― gr8080, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:17 (nine years ago) link
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/arkansas-fan-gives-the-double-bird-during-game-against-cal1.gif
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link
can't lie, I flagged the poop joke post
― mh, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 00:47 (nine years ago) link
sam taylor-johnson is out:
I forged close and lasting relationships with the cast, producers and crew and most especially, with Dakota and Jamie. While I will not be returning to direct the sequels, I wish nothing but success to whosoever takes on the exciting challenges of films two and three.
'exciting challenges'
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link
http://blog.eljamesauthor.com/?p=1173
should have been called 50 Grades of Steele obviously
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Thursday, 4 June 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link
this might be my favorite ile thread title. always makes me chuckle
― da croupier, Thursday, 4 June 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link
yet ANOTHER way 50 shades is ripping off twilight, stephenie meyer notoriously rewrote twilight from edward's perspective and then canned it after a rough draft leaked to the internet. legend had it that robert pattinson traded his copy for drugs, but that's probably apocryphal.
― the jackal-snouted problem man (reddening), Thursday, 4 June 2015 06:44 (nine years ago) link
You knew this was gonna happen...
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12278656_10153726563164889_3445818379510825209_n.jpg?oh=52f1d1ea414599a6202aa5cd42e58ba2&oe=56F94ACD
― Boz Scaggs was Adele back in 1976 (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 November 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4667094/?ref_=m_nmfmd_act_1
― Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Thursday, 19 November 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link
do you get it, the tie is an erect penis
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link
they've been showing this on hbo... this movie is hilarious, constant lols
― • (sleepingbag), Friday, 22 January 2016 02:38 (eight years ago) link
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/kim-basinger-fifty-shades-darker-1201689084/
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 29 January 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link
butt room
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link
lmao she actually wrote the three Fifty Shades books again, from Christian's perspective? Jesus GOD, that's like the "Megahertz" episode of Weird Science (tv version).
also managed to get an actual non-50 shades book published: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mister
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 June 2022 15:11 (two years ago) link
Jezebel reviewed it, lmao
https://jezebel.com/e-l-jamess-the-mister-fucks-a-duck-1834456299
― Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 June 2022 15:14 (two years ago) link
She has a new one about a Jewish mobster from Brooklyn who's addicted to sunglasses:
Fifty Shades Freed
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 22 June 2022 16:43 (two years ago) link