Oscars 2015

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I heard that in Hollywood, Oscar is king.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link

so yeah this was awks jesus

https://vimeo.com/120322425

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link

Gaga in Wonderland.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link

Robin Roberts, u gotta ask Chris E if he really knows how baby tastes.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:25 (nine years ago) link

let's be real robin roberts totally knows that babies taste best

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link

oh god not a song

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

Think I broke my mute-button record.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

"best and whitest"

CUT TO

Benedict Cumberbatch

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:33 (nine years ago) link

Snow White moment

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

the night the Tonys suddenly didn't look so gay

it's a parody you yutzes

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

Eddie Murphy is there!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link

Ok fine, I'm watching

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

no Nicholson sighting so far.. maybe he's ill

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

I'm all-in on this too.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

Ed Norton = ageless

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

I had to look him jup to remember why I knew him--yes, Spiderman.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

i was gonna say every grey straight on the globe tuned out in 2 minutes but clemenza made my point for me

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:46 (nine years ago) link

holy shit that speech was a genuine emo moment!

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:47 (nine years ago) link

Simmons has probably done more man-on-man buttfucking on TV than any other American actor.

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link

and is 60, obv offputting to alder viewers

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

hey NPH thinks "confirmed kill" joeks are golden. Def the house f*ggot.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

p sure Liam Neeson now knows he will be remembered as the less haggard Charles Bronson

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link

i wonder if Milena Canonero (won her first for Barry Lyndon) thought Kubrick was as big an ivory-tower twee nerd as Wes Anderson

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

wow a speech dedicated entirely to Wes Anderson. it's a new world.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

(make that 2)

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link

Those are the "welp, started winning technical awards, nothing coming in the big awards" speeches iirc

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

been some decent commercials so far (where were they 3 weeks ago)

rip van wanko, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

anyone got a stream link

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

some terribly written pre-envelope-opening bits this year

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

please thanking you?

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

stream here http://www.vipleague.is/usa-tv-shows/286005/1/ceremony-87th-academy-awards-2015-%7C-oscars15-%7C-oscars-%7C-theacademy-live-stream-online.html

click the E tv link or the SKY one. woring fine for me.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

hey a Holocaust film won

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link

Never forget.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

Everything really is awesome.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

Fitting how NPH's embarrassed performance happening 20 years after another embarrassed Oscar host perf.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah we all know who you're referring to SERIOUSLY WTF

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

Dave?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

thanks very much piscesx!

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, i was reminded of that when he singled out Oprah in the audience xpost

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga VΓΆn Bontee), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

hey two different crisis hotline shorts won

a theme

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

was that Mark Mothersbaugh??

Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

Harris really is acting a bit like a hostage

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link

Not presenting lifetime awards right on the show is the worst decision they every made.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

man what I would've given to have seen Belafonte, Jean-Claude Carriere, and Miyazaki on stage.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:33 (nine years ago) link

was that Mark Mothersbaugh??
--Abstinence Hawk (frogbs)

yes indeed!

slothroprhymes, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link

More of a general observation, but anybody who gets one of those awards ought to get their two minutes of glory during the big broadcast.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link

when did they stop presenting lifetime awards in the show? can't recall the last one.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link

But what about the singing and dancing?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

oh and honorary Oscars (Chaplin, Groucho etc) they don't do that anymore.

piscesx, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

(xpost) Maybe five or six years ago? Kazan's is one of the last I remember.

clemenza, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link


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