People, they love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical ILX 2014 Film Poll Thread - Voting closes Friday, Feb. 21st at Midnight EST.

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I could've watched an eight-hour cut of NG.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

I adored it. Maybe could have done with more meetings.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link

if I have the chance I'd ask students to watch it and F is for Fake for essay assignment.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

one of many i missed :(

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

had NG 17th; a hair less compelling than At Berkeley for me

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

I listed it pretty high, but three was fine. I liked At Berkeley better.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

i think i've seen 82 about new films from '14, and Snowpiercer is among the ten worst.

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 23, 2015 5:53 PM (17 minutes ago)

count yourself lucky. i've seen just north of 70, and it's among the better half. just barely though.

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

Alright, realised that there is no 21 because 20 is a two way tie, so I'll hold off on those until tomorrow. Here's the final one for the evening.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:17 (nine years ago) link

22. Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (130 pts. 6 votes)

http://s21.postimg.org/k2bhopr13/22_Birdman.jpg

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

too high

bojaxhiu mother derive (imago), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

aka the voters

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

nah, that seems about right. was my #22 on the strength of the camerawork, music & performances.

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link

it's prob not gonna place but i wanna say again how much everyone should see The Overnighters; easily a top film of the year.
Vic and Flo was quite good though it's not a movie you want to watch at midnight with your mother.

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link

Midnight With Your Mother sounds like the title of the next Denis Cote (or perhaps Xavier Dolan) film.

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

long as it's not louis malle

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 03:57 (nine years ago) link

The Europeans are wide awake now..

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 13:48 (nine years ago) link

enjoying this weird-paced, artsy rollout

bojaxhiu mother derive (imago), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 13:52 (nine years ago) link

Yeah! Wide awake! I've actually had way too much coffee already. I apologize in advance for my behaviour when either Stray Dogs or Boyhood shows up.

Actually, it was probably smart to post Birdman while we snobbish Europeans were asleep. By far the worst film I didn't see this year.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

Hello Euros. We'll start in a moment.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

(Tie) 20. The Immigrant (134 pts. 5 votes)

http://s15.postimg.org/r2ks9l3m3/20_The_Immigrant.jpg

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

the immigrant looks crazy predictable and very pearl clutchy, lace rending. i really need to see this?

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

too low

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

Cotillard the weakest thing in it, but only because meek passive suffering roles drive me crazy. Otherwise the movie's masterfully paced and photographed. James Gray one of the best American directors.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link

I wasn't blown away by it but between this and Two Lovers I finally understand the Gray partisans where I couldn't before.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link

Cotillard looks so much like she has stepped out of a b/w glamour photo of that era.

psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link

(Tie) 20. The LEGO Movie (134 pts. 7 votes)

http://s10.postimg.org/inx11imdl/20_The_Lego_Movie.jpg

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link

Oh man, that was my best hope for a passable #1 :(

Third one I voted for, after Force Majeure and National Gallery.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

Only thing I voted for to show up at this halfway point is the Ebert film. Only other one I've seen so far is Vic + Flo. The Strange Little Cat, Force Majeure, Love is Strange, The Babadook, The Immigrant and, what the hell, Birdman all on my to-see list though.

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

19. Calvary (137 pts. 6 votes)

http://s7.postimg.org/470e90m1n/19_Calvary.jpg

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link

Yeah that's about what I thought.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

18. Norte, The End of History (139 pts. 4 votes 2 #1)

http://s11.postimg.org/sltrxiq03/18_Norte.jpg

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link

calvary is the movie i wish martin mcdonagh had made after in bruges instead of seven psychopaths, but hey thats what brother directors with similar worldviews are for i suppose

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

We kinda wanted to watch that but we will need to clear 4 hours. Worth it, I trust (Norte)

bojaxhiu mother derive (imago), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link

Heh, yeah Norte! Voted for the two other Diaz I saw this year - I liked both more - but at least one of those will prob get wider release this year, so it was pretty dumb all in all. Glad to see it made it anyway.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

in my top three

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

I watched in two uneven chunks.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

had to watch Winter Sleep in two sessions, long films are tough for late night boozing viewers.

I thought Calvary was ok, a bit flimsy and over-reliant on Gleeson's charm and skills.

psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:03 (nine years ago) link

Glad to see Calvary here, I didnt expect it to place.

tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link

The Lego Movie felt like mainlining Fanta

tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

I'm guessing Morbs isn't around so it's safe to start the next tie.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

(Tie) 16. Guardians of the Galaxy (150 pts. 7 votes)

http://s12.postimg.org/haklevjbh/16_Guardiansofthe_Galaxy.jpg

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

Was gonna make a point about notre outranking Lego, but now never mind.

Eric H., Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

(Tie) 16. Mr. Turner (150 pts. 8 votes)

http://s21.postimg.org/s7dlr7zvb/16_Mr_Turner.jpg

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

Calvary was made for the bottom end of my ballot, the clever lines in it are all really stupid & the very worst of them ("that's a startling opening line" "what's that - irony?"; "how's that for a 3rd act revelation" &c) recalls the crimes of the writer's worthless piece of shit brother but there's a lot of funny dialogue in it & gleeson is so good that I'd have felt wrong leaving it out

I saw it with a friend who absolutely hated its portentousness & the cartoonish malevolence of the townsfolk, but I often enjoy that kind of silliness

content raggettator (wins), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

pretty sure John Michael McDonagh is even more of a worthless piece of shit than Martin

but it's close. Very close

Number None, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

If he's produced anything as shit as slevin psychopaths I'd like to know so I can kill it on sight

content raggettator (wins), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

It didn't satisfy me like Topsy Turvy but Mr Turner has some of Leigh's best work.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

I think I need to go back and watch it without mentally comparing it to Topsy Turvy. Which is a silly thing to do anyway

Number None, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

15. Winter Sleep (155 pts. 6 votes 1 #1)

http://s15.postimg.org/hu8c4f79n/15_Winter_Sleep.jpg

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link

too high.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link


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