are you sezzual? (or, do i make you horny?)

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― Smarmaduke, Wednesday, 3 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I haven't had sex in a long time now but all of a sudden I really want to. And I really want to listen to Area Codes. I just had cake and I think that has something to do with it.

― Ally, Wednesday, 3 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Was it chocolate cake Ally? Chocolate is a known aphrodiasiac. So is alcohol. Rum cake maybe?

― Samantha, Wednesday, 3 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yes...my plan is working. the carnal nature of il* is being coaxed to the fore. soon there will be rutting aplenty and we will all be smearing our bodies with jungle berry juice and hunting the wild mighty boar!

or...not.

― jess, Wednesday, 3 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

it WAS chocolate cake! German Chocolate Layer Cake.

― Ally, Wednesday, 3 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

What is the difference between sexual and sexy? I think sexual would be more the seductive evil enchantress and sexy would be whatever cute princess you come across.

I too am uptight. Or ridiculous.

― Maria, Wednesday, 3 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Or too young. :)

― Sean, Wednesday, 3 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i am sexy and sexual. i don't have to try to be, i just is, who cares whether anyone else thinks i am, i think i am and thats all that matters.

― di, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

four years pass...

i consider myself sexual. if u are attracted to somene, and it feels good no matter the gender then go for it. but their is a difference in being in a relationship.

― LivingChange, Friday, 28 April 2006 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

informded!

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:15 (eighteen years ago) link

wait, what's the difference?

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

what a curious thread

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 28 April 2006 00:32 (eighteen years ago) link

why did i click?

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, jesspaws

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:35 (eighteen years ago) link

i want new jess to bitterly mock old jess

― oops (Oops), Friday, 28 April 2006 03:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I saw a video of myself at 14 on the weekend and was quite taken at how sexy I was, however I am now at 26 twice the size and thoroughly unsexy, so I dunno, does that make me a self-loving paedophile or something?

― This cunted circus never ends... (papa november), Friday, 28 April 2006 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Yikes. How fucked up would it be to j/o to images of yourself as a youngster?

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 04:43 (eighteen years ago) link

uhh...there was no jerking off involved. Just the realization that I was pretty decent looking.

― This cunted circus never ends... (papa november), Friday, 28 April 2006 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I know what you mean though. I'm acceptable now, but I am really surprised at how I felt (and was made to feel) freakishly hideous growing up. I was fucking cute!

I mean seriously, was I adorable?

http://static.flickr.com/52/136277970_1b35557155.jpg

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 05:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Contrast to now!

http://static.flickr.com/34/125036065_6664379487.jpg

The ravages of alcohol are irreversible.

― Whispy Fandango Triphop (unclejessjess), Friday, 28 April 2006 05:46 (eighteen years ago) link

when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 April 2006 06:21 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i27.tinypic.com/10cr8z9.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 9 February 2008 00:48 (sixteen years ago) link

ugh. Those things pinch and hurt and leave marks. Contemplate saving up for some proper leather restraints, young lady.

― kenan, Saturday, 9 February 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link

I wonder: How big is the arsenal of gear she *did* remember to hide before the newspaper photographer arrived?

― kenan, Saturday, 9 February 2008 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link

refuse to answer on the grounds that I might incriminate myself. And yet I've not had worries. ;-)

-- Ned Raggett, Monday, October 1, 2001 5:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

― strgn, Saturday, 9 February 2008 01:13 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcripts/s1437610.htm

― moley, Saturday, 9 February 2008 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.dbrock.net/artistes/albums/covers_002239.jpg

xpost

― kenan, Saturday, 9 February 2008 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link

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