The Death of the Telegram

I sent a telegram once to a mate who had borrowed a PC from me to finish his album, but never returned it, I didn't know his address so I sent it to the pub that he drank at.

I was very drunk at the time.

Some years ago the South African mother of a friend of mine received a telegram from the Queen on her 100th birthday. She became agitated, thinking the telegram was a fake, because the Queen was not VICTORIA.