Jeremy Clarkson's "The World According To Clarkson" is one of Penguin's "best books of its kind to be published in recent years"

what a palaver!

Who's Limmy, btw?

"What's overclocking?" "Who's Limmy?" Where are we, NoGoogle Island?

WINKY SMILEY FACE

What's a Tuomas?

Yet no-one blinks an eye at William Woollard being referenced.

Mark G, you need Limmy in your life.

He's almost as good as ILM's Bobby Gillespie skits

I remembers William Woolard, just like it was yesterday, but it wasn't it was Tomorrow's....

OK, I googled him, was just wondering if it was a typo for Lemmy.

I'd have been impressed if JClarkson had attempted to biff a Lemmy lookalike.

i'd pay a lot of money to see a clarkson/lemmy rage in a cage match

354,170 signers.

At this rate, they'll be forming the next coalition.

my 8 yr old loves top gear so much, but even he confided to me the other day that he thought clarkson was 'a peanut'

nick b's eight-year-old otm

@Maria_MillerMP
BBC has clear obligation to staff and obligation to licence fee payer-need to better manage relationships with stars like Clarkson

are you fucking kidding?

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I read 'need to better manage relationships with stars like Clarkson' as 'don't let them get away with all kinds of shit just because they're popular and profitable' but I guess it could be taken the opposite way

LOL Tories

so the reason for this dust-up was that jfc's dinner wasn't ready at the end of a shoot?

I wonder what Clarkson would have to do to lose the support of the Top Gear fan base.

be reasonable.

heartfelt commitment to environmental agenda, adopt enthusiastic homosexual relations with ever-changing group of dreadlocked eco-warriors

Have sex with Nigel Farage

Although I wish Clarkson nothing but humiliation and would not miss the tv show, I hope that Top Gear magazine, which is not the nasty racist cartoon JC is but which contains some of the best English-language writing on cars, would be able to survive, perhaps under a different name.

def think he'll end up in a more obnoxious role if the bbc lets him go

yeah actually i don't want him burned, at least not to death, i want him to be humiliated and penniless and crawling in the gutter and to KNOW it

― lex pretend, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 6:24 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

read that as "humiliated and penisless" and was all like "jeez, when did lex get so raw?"

def think he'll end up in a more obnoxious role if the bbc lets him go

am already pitching jezza's lunch or punch to itv tbh

literally can't believe Jeremy clarkson exists and is popular quick to the jeremy clarkson thread I have bona fides to demonstrate

tbf ive got my own knee jerk bona fides obv demonstrated just there but cmon guys.

Round these parts, we call a twat a twat.

I believe the verdict is definitive for clarkson tho! I mean its a big world out there with a lot of battles and etc.

and its not like he's not going to remain hugely popular anyway, this is just ilx eating its own farrow kinda stuff and we could be discussing new and interesting bowel movement technologies or something.

idk I'm getting a lil lj "ilx should be better than this absolute rubbish" which is nagl I know but look, Jeremy clarkson. what can you say.

I'd be more interested in a look at ok here's a guy who embodies a lot of what we hate who is hugely popular because of it what'll we do what does that say does it inform our struggle for righteousness where does it feed into election strategies or w/e a bump thats nothing but good, smart and funny posters and lex hating clarkson idk feels good sure but its a bit sow eating own farrow by now isnt it

oh I said farrow thing. not even sure of that ref tbh.

can we not just simply celebrate this cock finally getting the hoof from the public payroll?

read that as "humiliated and penisless" and was all like "jeez, when did lex get so raw?"

― how's life, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 5:22 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

penisless will do

furrow, dmac. furrow.

his brow might be furrowed but i believe he does mean farrow

so it's not like plow your own furrow?

dunno then, dmac. dunno.

no, it's to eat yr own piglets as sows are want to do

hence the farming phrase m.i.a. farrow

lol

its a confused ref Stevie the meds are kicking in tbh

sows do WHAT?

^^^ was not brought up on a farm

afraid so

disgusting savagings

To call something "one of the best books of its kind published in recent years" is almost the definition of damning with faint praise.

660,000+ on the petition... does he get knighted when it reaches 1,000,000?

To call something "one of the best books of its kind published in recent years" is almost the definition of damning with faint praise.

― Aimless, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 6:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's always so weird when someone comes into a thread and just answers the years-old original question while obviously not bothering to read any of the new discussion

Deems given your perennially low posting-volume-to-content ratio this kind of telling it to the kids is a particularly terrible look for you.