obviously should be replaced with "ditch your smartphone"
― Nhex, Sunday, 22 March 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link
right right
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 March 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link
The rock star of the superfoods and longevity world, America’s TOP CEOs, Global Ambassadors, Hollywood celebrities, busy professionals, and even the most powerful buying influence in the nation—Moms—all look to David for expert advice
Honestly what's annoying me most about this is the grammar, rrrrrrgh
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, March 22, 2015 12:57 PM (3 hours ago)
it is almost correct if he is saying the rock star of the superfoods and longevity world looks to david avocado for advice
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
hi, i'm david avocado
Yes, it's got a Something Awful URL on it but it was posted by this FB group https://www.facebook.com/FeministsAgainstVaccination and I just can't figure out the game.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11044618_1675330549360870_5199910989538201784_n.jpg?oh=0a70f46a16a7a3e7d0aecee5aab97a5d&oe=55AE0606&__gda__=1433420685_c889a622b41fee0611336812e0378727
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 March 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link
omg
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link
incredible
― tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link
the SA tag probably indicates this was originally a really sarcastic parody and these people just don't get it
― mh, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link
lol, yes, that's a parody.
― emil.y, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link
There were a few of those SA ones spread around a while back.
― emil.y, Sunday, 22 March 2015 21:59 (nine years ago) link
really hate when people write "veg." somehow that's what i hate most about that. i'm irrational.
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, March 22, 2015 4:22 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm, never say "veg" except as a verb as in "to veg out"
― stately, plump buck angel (silby), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link
;_;
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link
veg girl
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link
I figured out that it was a parody but I was looking for an agenda, particularly for one behind the Feminists Against Vaccination group. Now I don't think there really is one.xps
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
veg is ok, "veggies" is heinous tho
― sexpost TMIing! (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
veggies is the americanized version of "veg", just as insidious
― mh, Monday, 23 March 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link
Everyone should pronounce it like Brian Wilson
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 March 2015 00:18 (nine years ago) link
That vax = smack parody thing unfortunately keeps doing the round with serious antivaxer idiots over and over, who just dont get that its meant to be an exaggerated joke.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 23 March 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11026161_969447336401465_465188238479117537_n.jpg?oh=f03d3a659e275b0de495f92077dce267&oe=55BAC686
105 The RiverMarch 6 · For the sake of music fans everywhere... DO IT!!! :)
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 23 March 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link
i really don't see a lot of crossover between those two...
― Nhex, Monday, 23 March 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link
LOL the most normal boring Zappa picture ever. It makes it looks like Zappa is Bieber's touring guitarist.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 23 March 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link
That one doesnt even make sense! "oh check out that mistachio guy, gosh even tho I'm into R&B and pop I'mma check out his noodling RITE NOW".
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 23 March 2015 06:16 (nine years ago) link
Every time someone shares this picture
A Justin Bieber fan discoversDigital Generation Loss
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 23 March 2015 09:52 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11026024_973662459341064_2663329373716281198_n.jpg?oh=7b17e66aae025e1ab6fd144f06f4a54b&oe=55AF60DF
Shut up and think about it, jerkwad!
― nickn, Monday, 23 March 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link
.. Ironic
― Mark G, Monday, 23 March 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link
TINSEL and ENLIST are spelled with the same letters. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 23 March 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link
tinkle bout it
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 March 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link
Lol that fact appears in Paul Morley's words & music, along with the fact that - and prepare yourselves for this - "L, I, S & T are the first four letters of listen."
― sexpost TMIing! (wins), Monday, 23 March 2015 18:58 (nine years ago) link
I'm guessing the group itself is satire too. Some of these posts can't be serious.
Feminists Against VaccinationFebruary 10 ·
Feminists against Vaccination is expanding as a community, bringing together diverse feminists from all corners of the internet, and all walks of life. We have almost reached our 15 subscriber milestone! I would like to personally thank all of you for protecting children everywhere from the dangers of "big-government" vaccines, as well as helping to promote positive gender identity for all women. The following is a genius quote from a smart man. If you read carefully, you will find the brilliant metaphor comparing the big government to "greedy swine."
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10968404_1664186493808609_965159452980346972_n.png?oh=19440de2209a1308327100abe0653a2a&oe=55701B4B&__gda__=1438224634_ce910f01bce60f3cd9e12ae98453b1b5
― jmm, Monday, 23 March 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link
idk
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Monday, 23 March 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jJ3c526.jpg
― joygoat, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link
and in the middle there's a cloaca
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link
birding?
― why dont u say something or like just die (dog latin), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link
OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRDING IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIE-FEEDS, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME FACEBOOK CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10629628_863273653718208_9017962669777382023_n.jpg?oh=eda4a327cda23f5be341b94bdfc4bbdc&oe=557235D0&__gda__=1434034536_388b44c721cea4dea050af7a159c349e
So your misery is your own fault, hippy.
― nickn, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link
even if one assumes that macro is correct, it would still be massively unhelpful and stupidly smug
― Aimless, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link
"somebody cut a vibrational attitude!""i didn't emit it""me neither""whoever felt it belt it"
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11068099_1435547950071071_2272727562333484991_n.jpg?oh=caa62a7bd1dfe745fc3dd7b8362295f2&oe=55ABEE22
― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 2 April 2015 11:03 (nine years ago) link
What's on the stomach??? ANd a giant smiley head!!!! Terrifying.
― Jeff, Thursday, 2 April 2015 11:07 (nine years ago) link
Something wrapped around a letter L. I'm not sure what.
http://laughingcolours.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10896299_10153143828744578_1199623112362104401_o-650x650.jpg
― jmm, Thursday, 2 April 2015 11:52 (nine years ago) link
worst shel silverstein poem ever
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 2 April 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link
1 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 2 April 2015 15:05 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/541564_660498750739182_389728175739712971_n.jpg?oh=1dc0d8129e9500f25f1f8ba0f913c0aa&oe=55A2D443&__gda__=1437011996_828fac190b0ba8685d98cd73c96ddccc
― computer champion (harbl), Thursday, 2 April 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link
beware of GLANCE! otm I'm going to stare menacingly at everyone I meet just in case
― kriss akabusi cleaner (seandalai), Friday, 3 April 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10995341_1024477420901024_7102145774946179870_n.jpg?oh=d2b6ae755fa1084a6cd7cc3de0dda619&oe=55B7897DThis is a sign your house has been watched and your dogs are ear marked for abduction!! They tie bags in trees around your house and then your dogs are stolen when they are let out !! Plz share!!! They steal dogs then use them as bait for dog fights!!!! Share share share!!
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 4 April 2015 05:32 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XYzqGAM.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 4 April 2015 12:24 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10395172_10152760682108202_229882505904636777_n.jpg?oh=fe02a0033782dff65e8bb4a137d16d32&oe=55A33CF7&__gda__=1437520797_ca286e0e0e423bda5d2c3e4f071d73ea
― cardamon, Saturday, 4 April 2015 13:01 (nine years ago) link
hahhh
― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Saturday, 4 April 2015 13:57 (nine years ago) link
Beware of GLANS
― their fantastic and relevant debut single, ‘Times Are Hard’ (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 4 April 2015 13:59 (nine years ago) link
thinking of posting that giraffe coffee one
― computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2015 14:08 (nine years ago) link