Graveyards were meant to be frolicked in; people useta have picnics in them alla time
― The Thin Blue Slime (kingfish), Friday, 27 March 2015 16:27 (nine years ago) link
uh
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/416078/sick-and-twisted-culture-jay-nordlinger
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link
And I believe I got a whiff — just a tiny whiff — of Nuremberg in Avery Fisher Hall tonight.
i have that cologne
― Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Friday, 27 March 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link
it has nothing of the aroma or piquancy of my good friend Rush.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 March 2015 17:57 (nine years ago) link
ie flopsweat and cheesypuffs
― Οὖτις, Friday, 27 March 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link
Obviously, John Adams knows nothing about Rush Limbaugh. It’s a good bet he has never listened to Rush’s show or read an article by him. The same must be true of the audience members who applauded.
They never him.
― IHeartMedia, the giant broadcaster formerly known as Clear Channel, (stevie), Friday, 27 March 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link
And this dude is one of their smarter writers.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link
One of the reasons Netflix’s House of Cards is so popular is that Francis Underwood, the fictional president played by Kevin Spacey, makes for a juicy villain, one utterly drenched in his own cynicism. But most people know the show is a fantasy. “No one can possibly be that amoral and rise to the highest levels of government,” one of my Michigan relatives told me. “Thank goodness.” But Harry Reid, who announced his retirement from politics last Friday, sure comes close.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link
Obviously, John Adams knows nothing about Rush Limbaugh.
well, obviously.
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link
imagine his distress.
munich iirc
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 April 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link
classic post coming:
What a miserable week. Most miserable? That at a time when Christians are dying for the freedom to love God completely, we’re rolling back rights under a tyrannical abuse of the word tolerance. Miserable that many reasonable people have no idea what’s actually going on there. Miserable that reasonable people think this is about bigotry. Also miserable: the targeting of Memories Pizza.
2. This poll, from just before all hell broke loose in Indiana, deserves more attention: Fifty-four percent of respondents to a Marist Poll survey, commissioned by Catholic News Agency, support or strongly support First Amendment religious liberty protections or exemptions for faith-based organizations and individuals, “even when it conflicts with government law.” About 65 percent of Marist Poll respondents opposed or strongly opposed penalties or fines for individuals who refuse to provide wedding-related services to same-sex couples “even if their refusal is based on their religious beliefs.” Only 31 percent supported or strongly supported such penalties. The results of the poll were released in mid-March. In the days that followed, religious liberty became a heated issue, particularly surrounding the March 26 signing of the Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act. The state’s governor, Mike Pence, said that despite media hype, the law is not based on anti-gay discrimination, but on a 20-year legal precedent of protecting the rights of religious individuals and charitable organizations.
3. Ed Meese and Ryan Anderson.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link
which particular christians are dying for the freedom to love god completely?
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link
I think it's the Jehovah's Witness who wasn't allowed to use Medicaid to get a bloodless liver transfusion in another state. But I didn't know NRO thought Jehovah's Witnesses were Christians.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 3 April 2015 02:08 (nine years ago) link
DON: Well, yeah.
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link
Do you guys think this strategy will be attempted at the federal level? Giving national corporations the religious right to ignore gov't laws sounds like a bad idea.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 3 April 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link
Nah.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 02:36 (nine years ago) link
only for arts & crafts stores
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link
and wherever K-Lo does her Bible shopping.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link
The targeting of Memories Pizza. Memories of the targeting pizza. Pizza targeting memories.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 3 April 2015 06:06 (nine years ago) link
Misty target-covered memories of the pizzas we were
― Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Friday, 3 April 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link
and this from one of the more reasonable people:
We who are appalled by the perverse reaction to the Indiana law are not exactly defending the free exercise right; we are in a sense opposing a violation of the prohibition on religious establishment. The point is not that running a flower shop is a way of practicing one’s religion. The point is that, if reasonably possible, people should not be compelled as the price of entry to the public square to honor as true what their understanding of their religious obligations compels them to judge false.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/416421/church-left-yuval-levi
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 April 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link
The point is that, if reasonably possible, people should not be compelled as the price of entry to the public square to honor as true what their understanding of their religious obligations compels them to judge false.
this sentence
― Οὖτις, Friday, 3 April 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link
― mookieproof, Thursday, April 2, 2015 8:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
p sure he means in egypt, syria and iraq
― goole, Friday, 3 April 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link
Jonah has written about the jokes Obama told last night. I’d like to add a word.
Commenting on his relationship with Joe Biden, he said, “We’ve gotten so close that some places in Indiana won’t serve us pizza anymore.”
I realize it’s just a joke. A joke told on a jokey evening. It’s a good joke, too. Funny. “Lighten up,” right?
But still: That pizzeria, Memories, did not refuse to serve gays. They’re happy to serve gays. The owner and his daughter said they would not cater a gay wedding (not that a pizzeria has ever been asked to cater a wedding, to my knowledge). Does it matter? Yeah, a little, even on a jokey evening. (Sounds like the title of a Frost poem, almost.)\
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link
lots of pizza for thought there
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link
guess who
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link
nerdlinger
― in-house pickle program (m coleman), Sunday, 26 April 2015 22:20 (nine years ago) link
so the Kraut wrote a column calling for the release of captive whales. Mona Charen responds:
I admire Charles Krauthammer extravagantly (doesn’t everyone?) and agree that keeping Orcas confined for our entertainment is probably cruel. But he asks a question that has a much more obvious answer. It’s simple: abortion. Here’s my take on that subject today.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 May 2015 14:24 (nine years ago) link
abort the whales
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 8 May 2015 14:29 (nine years ago) link
A question a child might ask, but not a childish question. And the answer is abortion.
― Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Friday, 8 May 2015 14:32 (nine years ago) link
oh man:
In Part II of today’s “Macedonia Journal,” I speak of George Soros, who is a big deal here in America — but who is a far bigger deal in that little Balkan country. One local conservative told me, “Soros came into Macedonia like a Trojan horse, and now he is an octopus.” The Hungarian-born billionaire pushes a sharply Left agenda through a host of NGOs and activists. The activists are called “Sorosoids” — by conservatives, that is. It is not a flattering term.
When the weather’s nice, I see Sorosoids all over the streets of New York. They have clipboards and stop people to enlist them in various Left causes. The pickings should be fairly easy for them in this city. Worse luck in Provo?
We the American taxpayer contribute to Soros in Macedonia, in that we give to his principal foundation through USAID. Why does Soros need our bucks, in light of his own? A good question, to which I don’t have a ready answer. I believe our officials think we are contributing to the democratic process, not to a particular side (namely, the “post-Communist” one).
The Soros foundation’s activities in Macedonia are multifarious, but one of them has been to translate Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals. Just what a country struggling to emerge from Communism needs, right? And this got me to thinking about Saul and Rules right here at home. Our current president has an Alinskyite past; and so does our next potential president, HRC. If she gets in, maybe she’ll include Rules for Radicals in a national Common Core? Maybe we should give it to the chillen in the cradle, in lieu of The Cat in the Hat and whatnot?
What people in Macedonia, the United States, and elsewhere should be exposed to is the U.S. Constitution. President Obama used to speak highly of it, or at least respectfully. (Wasn’t he supposed to have taught it?) He said, for example, that the Constitution forbade him to amnesty illegal aliens, all by himself. He was not an emperor, you know.
Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 13:38 (nine years ago) link
Hitting ALL the notes
― Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/418273/university-report-room-full-white-people-microaggression-katherine-timpf
^^^ satire they call it
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/416919/there-huge-wage-gap-and-its-because-conservative-men-hate-women-katherine-timp
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link
not found?
― goole, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/416919/there-huge-wage-gap-and-its-because-conservative-men-hate-women-katherine-timpf
― Mordy, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link
okay, these are ALL one note explicitly sarcastic "articles" from the same writer from the past year alone.
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/416919/there-huge-wage-gap-and-its-because-conservative-men-hate-women-katherine-timpfhttp://www.nationalreview.com/article/396565/ten-ways-men-oppress-women-their-everyday-behavior-katherine-timpfhttp://www.nationalreview.com/article/413666/colleges-non-offensive-party-theme-ideas-are-actually-so-offensive-katherine-timpfhttp://www.nationalreview.com/article/398868/yes-lets-cancel-olympics-forever-because-they-hurt-environment-katherine-timpfhttp://www.nationalreview.com/article/415012/putting-woman-20-bill-does-not-go-far-enough-katherine-timpfhttp://www.nationalreview.com/article/415256/study-being-nice-women-sign-sexism-katherine-timpfhttp://www.nationalreview.com/article/417313/real-problem-rotc-heels-march-its-insult-trans-community-katherine-timpf
http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/581088863944228864/5zUyxPWC.png
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link
kulturtimpf
― goole, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link
We women are making like 77 or 78 percent less money just because we’re women — and conservative men don’t care because all they want us to make are babies.
oh no she doesn't know the difference between making 77% less money and making 77% of what men make.
― Mordy, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link
Q: Why do you want to go into journalism?A: Spite!
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link
Um, hell-ooooo-ooooh! First of all, the fact that these women are just candidates for one bill rather than all automatic shoo-ins for their own bills is an outrage. After all, the people of our racist country will just pick one of the white ones — making the women of the other nominated cultures feel inferior. And like some cultures weren’t even nominated at all. There are literally no Native American women on the list, even though there should pretty clearly be at least one from every single tribe. Oh, and by the way, there is not a single handi-capable female included. What a joke. There must be a gender-fluid bill, a straight female of each race, a lesbian female of each race, a bisexual female of each race, an asexual female of each race, a gender nonconforming person of each race, a handi-capable female of each race, a handi-capable gender nonconforming person of each race, and also a few mixed-race representatives. I think that Gloria Steinem and Lena Dunham should at least be considered too even though they’re obviously a little bit evil because they’re white. I apologize if I am forgetting anyone. I’m aware that my white privilege makes me a terrible person so please forgive me in advance for my ignorance. I didn’t mean to oppress you. What we actually need to do here is overthrow our entire currency. Not having enough denominations of money to represent all marginalized groups is no excuse to exclude anyone — we just need to add more denominations! I really don’t see what would be wrong with a $1.27 bill, for example. Why not? Isn’t this the most important thing ever in the world? Also, to make more room we should definitely do away with all of the straight, cisgender white males already on the bills. I mean seriously. I really don’t know why we’re still celebrating these people even though it’s a proven fact that every single problem in the world is all their fault.Katherine Timpf is a """"""""""""""""""""""""reporter"""""""""""""""""""""""" for National Review Online.
There must be a gender-fluid bill, a straight female of each race, a lesbian female of each race, a bisexual female of each race, an asexual female of each race, a gender nonconforming person of each race, a handi-capable female of each race, a handi-capable gender nonconforming person of each race, and also a few mixed-race representatives. I think that Gloria Steinem and Lena Dunham should at least be considered too even though they’re obviously a little bit evil because they’re white. I apologize if I am forgetting anyone. I’m aware that my white privilege makes me a terrible person so please forgive me in advance for my ignorance. I didn’t mean to oppress you.
What we actually need to do here is overthrow our entire currency. Not having enough denominations of money to represent all marginalized groups is no excuse to exclude anyone — we just need to add more denominations! I really don’t see what would be wrong with a $1.27 bill, for example. Why not? Isn’t this the most important thing ever in the world?
Also, to make more room we should definitely do away with all of the straight, cisgender white males already on the bills. I mean seriously. I really don’t know why we’re still celebrating these people even though it’s a proven fact that every single problem in the world is all their fault.
Katherine Timpf is a """"""""""""""""""""""""reporter"""""""""""""""""""""""" for National Review Online.
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link
i like that she's clearly unaware that there's sacajawea currency in circulation
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link
That fact conflicts with the strawman party she is throwing herself.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link
It blows my mind how these are the types of people looking down on the poor and tsk-tsking the lack of work ethic in the lower classes and what do they do for a living? It's basically an adult form of "Nanny-nanny-boo-boo".
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:47 (nine years ago) link
But what can we expect from an event titled “Walk a Mile in Her Shoes”? Yes, “her” — as if everyone who wears heels automatically uses that pronoun. Now, this might not seem like a big deal to people who aren’t as culturally aware as I am, but I promise you that it is wildly problematic. It totally ignores the fact that there are many heel-wearing, female-identified people out there who don’t want to be referred to by language associated with the traditional gender binary. What about the “they/them/their/theirs” people out there, huh? Or the “xe/xem/xyr/xyrs”? Of course, I’m also going to mention the pronouns “ne/nem/nir/nirs” and “ve/ver/vis,” as well as the fact that there are people who prefer to invent their own pronouns or to not use any at all, because I’m a wonderful person and superior to those who might forget and leave some people feeling excluded. Sometimes I think about how far we still have to go before we’re living in a truly accepting and loving culture — it’s daunting.
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link
at least interesting to see that tin-eared rancid satire of tumblrspeak is a lane grown bigger than twitter nobodies
― goole, Thursday, 21 May 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link
I long for the days when it was just about the War On Christmas.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link
There must be a gender-fluid bill, a straight female of each race, a lesbian female of each race, a bisexual female of each race, an asexual female of each race, a gender nonconforming person of each race, a handi-capable female of each race, a handi-capable gender nonconforming person of each race, and also a few mixed-race representatives.
who writes like this
oh right – a Cornerite.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 May 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link