Passive aggressive notes

i find it a little creepy/weird that they referred to it as 'making love' and not just 'having sex'.

If I'd got a note like that I'd just start shouting "OH MY WORD! I SAY!" during the deed.

WHAT DO YOU THINK Y'R DOING, GOOD SIR????

I SEEM TO HAVE A SPOT OF SEMEN ON MY VISAGE, WOULD U BE A DEAR AND CLEAR IT OFF

OH PRITHEE

I SEEM TO HAVE A SPOT OF SEMEN ON MY VISAGE, WOULD U BE A DEAR AND CLEAR IT OFF

*dying here*

TALLY HO! (at the moment of climax)

A while ago I was dating a girl who lived in a house where the soundproofing between the flats wasn't very good, and we could often hear the couple in the neighbouring flat having loud sex. So we decided to have "revenge" on them by having really loud sex too, so they'd notice how thin the walls were. I guess they took the hint, because we didn't hear much sex noises after that.

Maybe this was passive aggressive fucking?

jesus that's sweet poetry

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Tuomas!

My opinion is, if you didn't want to hear other people having sex, you should have had the drive and ambition in life to buy a fucking house.

a what house? we call them brothels

arf

TALLY HO! (at the moment of climax)

A guy I know from uni who once had sex with Simon Amstell he reported that when he climaxed, the young comedian cheered, "Jolly good for you!".

pretty civilised sodomy imo

"Well DONE" in the manner of Leslie Phillips wins all

Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg

So we decided to have "revenge" on them by having really loud sex too, so they'd notice how thin the walls were. I guess they took the hint, because we didn't hear much sex noises after that.

returns from suggestbannage very much in character

... Meanwhile, the garbage wars are starting to heat up again in Montreal. Every few months someone on my street is sufficiently offended by someone else's ignorance of (or plain frustration with) Montreal's Byzantine waste collection policies and posts a variation on this handwritten note that typifies the paranoid, clumsy, mildly batshit side of public life in this city.

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Please

To the person who is again putting out garbage outside the collection times. Be advised that a complaint has been made against you with the City of Montreal and that you are under surveillance. The fine is $175.

Please respect your neighbours.

A while ago I was dating a girl who lived in a house where the soundproofing between the flats wasn't very good, and we could often hear the couple in the neighbouring flat having loud sex. So we decided to have "revenge" on them by having really loud sex too, so they'd notice how thin the walls were. I guess they took the hint, because we didn't hear much sex noises after that.

Maybe this was passive aggressive fucking?

Welcome back, Tuomas.

What happened? I am confused.

Hahaha.

Personal Announcement - Posted on Wednesday, March 25th, 2009 by ____ _______

Someone took my jacket and I was cold.

Hello, I think someone took my jacket, which makes me sad, especially because I was very cold walking home. I left it on the wooden thing in the hallway outside of the bathrooms on the bottom floor of the library building, the space between the school store and the gallery. It is longish and navy blue with thin white stripes and zippers. When I exited the bathroom it was no longer there, and I live off campus in Northampton so the walk home was cold. If you've seen it or taken it, I would reeally appreciate it back. Thanks dudes -- email ______@___ or call ###-###-####

sent out in campus-wide email at my job

long way from aggressive though?

Jacket story is sad, i hope she gets it back.
Poor thing, walking home all sad and cold :(

That happened to me the other week, at a party. I was in love with the damn thing and had only had it for around 2 months. Someone actually took everything out of the pockets and left it on the ground, too.

including my ID

my boss left these at work haha

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loll

What we need is a thread where passive-aggressive note-leavers live in squalor.

Who works somewhere where the staff have to use the brooms and vacuums, dont you have a cleaner come in?

lol u sound like someone who has never worked outside a corporate office before...

i've never worked a single job where the staff weren't obliged to do all of the cleaning

cleaning business (xpost)

I finally found that site two days ago and was up to 4am flipping thru it

What we need is a thread where passive-aggressive note-leavers live in squalor.

a lot of the time the people who leave these notes are massive slobs with massive blind spots wrt what scumbags they are themselves

shit i just stick a passive-aggressive reply to a note at the office..

sticked

stuck?

stucco

stucco out

clumsy effort, very clumsy indeed.

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jeez olo (not verified), chill out

lol u sound like someone who has never worked outside a corporate office before...

Actually now I think about it the chemists I worked in the prick made me do all the vacuuming. But no even in stores I've worked in there were cleaners at night, rather than the staff doing it. Obv it depends on the size of the biz.

OH COME ON RINGO
YOU DO NOT HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO

Peace and love forks, peace and love.

1. Ringo

Drummer of the Beatles
also to "not do much" as in:
"I'm taking a Ringo"
"When do you want me to wake you up?"

Ringo is the sexiest drummer ever
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