Your 2016 Presidential Candidate Speculation Thread

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Dude really sells Maumee hard at the end, there.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:24 (nine years ago) link

Woah, I was in Toledo today.

bollnality of weevil (brownie), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:34 (nine years ago) link

Ships in night.

bollnality of weevil (brownie), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:35 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/HV0Tz3q.jpg

there it is folks

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/nSfvztP.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

lol this site has some good stuff

http://i.imgur.com/J0qYIzM.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link

the post-Obamacare era

we are year 2 POE

Clay, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

Restoring the American Dream would require buying a lot of hard to find parts. I say we settle for a new coat of paint.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/lS3BPQE.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/X1hS6SC.png

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link

"we live in a country that allows us to experience life lessons" is killing me

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

he looks so sleepy

Mordy, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

Uh, leaving aside the obvious precedent of FDR, Winston Churchill, an heroic figure in the conservative pantheon if ever there was one, cheerfully negotiated with Stalin on numerous occasions.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:16 (nine years ago) link

not cheerfully

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

b-but... they served brandy!

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

the united states negotiates with dictators like every day, many of our closest allies are dictatorships

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

like, he fought negotiations at every level until FDR realized that Winston was out for the British Empire and nothing else

a bit like Rubio and the American Empire

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

wait a minute, i've totally seen this before.

http://i.imgur.com/iwDNHkE.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

or i just made that up, one of the two.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:29 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CChMgYFVIAAepme.jpg

obummer doesnt know shit about negotiating, i freak out just trying to obtain a sip water btw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

If a front-runner eats a burrito but no one hears it...

http://i.imgur.com/VuFnJuC.jpg

... wait, let me think of another direction to go with that.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

Haha holy crap at the amazing font(s) on the Iran nuclear weapons one

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:25 (nine years ago) link

only 90s kids will understand

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

lol

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link

Not really into all these candidates being born in the 1970s.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

All presidents should have been born between 1909 and 1924. No more, no less.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

I want to vote for Rubio, but since he's not the son or spouse of a former president i'm just not comfortable

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

I had to look up Rubio's bio to confirm that the 'holy shit this psycho is my age' stage of life has been reached.

totally unachievable goals and no incentive to compromise (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link

All presidents should have been born between 1909 and 1924. No more, no less.

― pplains, Tuesday, April 14, 2015 4:53 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Interestingly, while this criterion admits JFK, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, and Bush I, you could extend your range forward to 1945 and change nothing - the only 'serious' nominees born between the second Coolidge term and FDR's death are, I think, John McCain, Fritz Mondale, Michael Dukakis, and Ross Perot. I believe Mondale is the only Korean War vet to ever get the nod, which sort of sums up the whole forgotten/silent generation thing. Having twelve years in a row of popular geezer presidents sort of blocked them out of the picture, though really it's amazing the Republicans were still fielding a WW2 hero in 1996. Should have gone with...uh... Arlen Specter, I guess.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

someone made a whole hillary font and ppl have being joshing around on twitter with it

http://i.imgur.com/7w4SufD.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

I just threw up in my mind.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link

Just what I needed, a nominee who's on to me.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

Having twelve years in a row of popular geezer presidents ...

This country will very likely never have a president born in the 1930s. Likewise, odds are getting slimmer we'll have one from the 1950s.

We'll see if Jeb, Huck, Ben Carson and Rick Perry mention that in their opening day speeches.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:08 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/CGoGwq2.gif

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

Excellent.

schwantz, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

It is weird to think about that generation thing. We had 16 years of Clinton (b. 1946) and Bush II (b. 1946). If say Romney (b. 1947) had been elected in 2008, and then Hillary (b. 1947) in 2016 we could have conceivably seen 32 straight years of presidents from the same mini-generation.

Ari (whenuweremine), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link

my fave candidate this time is a year too young (b '82), but I'm sure the Supreme Court would vote to seat him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=460FZat2U6A

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 02:27 (nine years ago) link

http://time.com/3823064/elizabeth-warren-2015-time-100

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

Beautiful.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link

Ah, sorry - didn't spot that it's a writer's credit.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2015/04/20/koch-brothers-signal-support-for-scott-walker/

just expressin opinionz and stuff in teh political process

j., Tuesday, 21 April 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

Great news. What a clusterfuck this is gonna be.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link

Tried to think of a fitting remark about Santorum and loss of traction, but nothing oozed out.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link

lol koch bros getting ready to line the pockets of scott walkers campaign consultants for no reason

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 01:43 (nine years ago) link

for ppl so interested in politics they have really very little feel for it its quite something

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link


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