drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 April 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link
take back your bullets, blow it in town
― drash, Thursday, 16 April 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link
bit too drunk yet not drunk enough to post freelymay get there one way or another
― drash, Thursday, 16 April 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link
perhaps my brains have turned to sand
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link
u irl https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/591345955754139648/7JqpfHew.jpg
― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link
yeah me
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link
I just ate a oreo cornetto, but now i need some tunes
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:13 (nine years ago) link
me irl
http://i.imgur.com/ti59zPf.jpg?1
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:21 (nine years ago) link
yay
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link
I have too many mysterious powders in my bedroom, lol
decided to eat them all once and for all and then go straight
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:23 (nine years ago) link
btw i hear MDMA powder is the way to go, wins. APPARENTLY. i havent touched the stuff since '07 tbh
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:24 (nine years ago) link
this sn is really terrible, I don't know what I was thinking
I thought it was brilliant when I came up with it a few nights ago. I was drunk
xp I know that! I had a specific craving for the experience of taking some pills, the trepidatious anticpation as you wait for them to do whatever they will do. A couple of years ago I was taking mdma quite a lot but I haven't done pills in forever
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:27 (nine years ago) link
I'm already p high off this stuff
maybe its the good weather but ive been listening to a lot of house music. enjoyable as it is, i still feel the tug of "ooooh imagine being wrecked to this in a club wouldnt that be so cooooool". fuck you house music, ya bollix.
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link
e flashbacks sustain me
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link
btw nakh hon I've decided to own my burnettness, in keeping with my original goody ilx mission statement of emphatically not being a "good poster", as long as you admit that I am objectively funnier and better looking than that guy B-)
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:36 (nine years ago) link
goofy not goody lol
i want to party with wins
― drash, Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:38 (nine years ago) link
ditto
― tayto fan (Michael B), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:40 (nine years ago) link
that can be arranged just come to cambridge I'm free most nights
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link
time for endless miami vice you tube music stuff
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:45 (nine years ago) link
The Ugly Animal Preservation Society is a comedy night with a conservation twist founded in Great Britain by biologist, writer and TV presenter Simon Watt to raise the profile of animal species which lack traditional aesthetically appealing characteristics.[1][2]
Simon compares each evening where between six and eight comedians each have ten minutes to champion a different ugly endangered species. At the end of each evening the audience votes to elect one of the species. Previous performers have included Ellie Taylor, Helen Arney, Dan Schrieber, Sarah Bennetto, Suzi Ruffell, Steve Cross, Dean Burnett and Iszi Lawrence.
Current ugly animal mascots include: for London, the proboscis monkey; for Cambridge, forms of endangered sea slug; for Bristol and Cheltenham, the three toed sloth; for Winchester, the Titicaca water frog; for Brighton, the naked mole-rat and for Newcastle the dugong.
― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/2015-04-22%2018.36.09.jpg
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/joshing.png
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/Screenshot%202015-04-03%2013.58.42.png
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link
I'm drinking cocktails at a burlesque show it's pretty chill
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link
Just had a Moscow mule what should I have next
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link
a time machine to get back to now
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link
ten hail marys, clean up your act
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link
Whoa
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 25 April 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/Chechense._Match._a_wedding_match._George_Kennan._1870-1886.jpg/500px-Chechense._Match._a_wedding_match._George_Kennan._1870-1886.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/%D0%98%D0%BD%D0%B3%D1%83%D1%88%D0%BA%D0%B0_%D0%B2_%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%B5._%D0%A4%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B3%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%84_%D0%94._%D0%90._%D0%9D%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD._1881_%D0%B3.jpg/400px-%D0%98%D0%BD%D0%B3%D1%83%D1%88%D0%BA%D0%B0_%D0%B2_%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B8%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%BC_%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D1%8E%D0%BC%D0%B5._%D0%A4%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B3%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%84_%D0%94._%D0%90._%D0%9D%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD._1881_%D0%B3.jpg
― drash, Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link
jk matt
you and nakhchivan are both invited to my own cabaret & stand-up night, entitled I Fucking Hate Science And Any Cunt That Practices It
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link
saturday is a p poor night to be drunk on ilx
like if this was a weekday deems wd be here trading bantz till like 4am
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link
i want to go to cambridge and party w wins. incredibly sober rn :|
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link
I would kill to make that happen. clouds and deems and sarahell too
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link
word
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link
and mordy and markers! lots of pals
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link
trís of course
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:26 (nine years ago) link
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:03 (36 minutes ago) Permalink
No he wouldn't. He'd have work in the morning. I'm watching Dogtooth now.
― tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link
great film!
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link
I had a grapefruit vodka drink it was good
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link
I don't really do cocktails but I had a cucumber & elderflower "ginjito" the other week that was amazing
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link
yum. there's this cat somewhere outside that has been mewling for days. i think she's having babies.
i just made and ate vegetable stir fry with turkey cutlets and roasted yam. trying to eat better in tandem with exercise.
i might read more dahlgren later if i don't get "stuck" looking at sexy boyz on tumblr like a lowlife :\
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:58 (nine years ago) link
i now regret being "brutally honest" about my "pastimes" on the "whos drunk" thread
― mattresslessness, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link
ive been on a two day galway session which is the first real drinking in almost a year. yesterday was messy but stuck to whiskey today and seems to be ok.
nb no more 4ams, I moved innit
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link
whiskey is great if not conducive to sleep
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link
This grapefruit thing had like a grapefruit liqueur in it, I'm gonna keep drinking them until my gait becomes unsteady
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:35 (nine years ago) link
Cabernet Sauvignon and Funyuns.
― Immaculate molars, baby! (Sanpaku), Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:37 (nine years ago) link
I've heard it argued that the "art of mixology" is dead in the uk because of the weights & measures act: bartenders are legally obliged to use 25ml measures of spirits, which apparently kills the improvisational/inspired/intuitive thing cocktail makers allegedly have goin on. this seemed plausible at the time but now that I'm a sciencebro savage I think that's bs, you can just adjust the concs of everything else et voila, that's prob a better skill than just sloshing a load of booze in
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link
b/c fuck
― i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:20 (seven years ago) link