2015 American Politics Thread: The 114th Congress Is in the House!

you can tell people "you don't get to the doctor now, because your subsidies just got taken away",

another question that would come up is "what does 'you don't get to the doctor now' mean? learn to type"

GOP cut funding to public transportation so you don't get to the doctor now

lol

and kids who want to be doctors? you're out of luck. GOP refuses to help with student loans so now you don't get to doctor

everybody w/ a clue knows the US will not embrace the socialism of single payer until the waters rise

how many ppl with a clue do you know, dr morbius

do you play mah jongg with them

heh heh Warren goes in: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/22/elizabeth-warren-tpp_n_7120980.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

"The government doesn’t want you to read this massive new trade agreement. It’s top secret," Warren said in a statement on her website. "Why? Here’s the real answer people have given me: 'We can’t make this deal public because if the American people saw what was in it, they would be opposed to it.'"

Warren is certainly on the right side here, but there's a line where populism bleeds over into "what would poll well?"

Bobby keeps the faith: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/23/opinion/bobby-jindal-im-holding-firm-against-gay-marriage.html?_r=0.

That is what Indiana and Arkansas sought to do. That political leaders in both states quickly cowered amid the shrieks of big business and the radical left should alarm us all.

Kinda amazing that a Republican is spouting phrases like "shrieks of big business" tbh.

I should also be amazed that the contradictions inherent in:

That’s why we should ensure that musicians, caterers, photographers and others should be immune from government coercion on deeply held religious convictions.

The bill does not, as opponents assert, create a right to discriminate against, or generally refuse service to, gay men or lesbians.

...doesn't make his head explode. We refuse to cater your gay wedding, but once your sham marriage is in place we certainly wouldn't dream of refusing service to you in our restaurant.

I'm not in favor of the bill but there's a difference between being forced to participate in an event that goes against your religious beliefs and providing service to someone who believes differently than you. For the former imagine if we forced Christians to photograph Satanic rituals on the principle that they can't discriminate based on faith.

participate? you're the help, you stay in back

Musicians and photographers definitely participate. Caterers more iffy imo.

and failed CEO Fiorini's in.

i like how jindal keeps repeating 'individuals and businesses'

vs 'families' for the Dems

everyone knows families are a right-wing institution

using it as a political mantra as if everyone is "in one" sure is conservative by instinct

http://content.gallup.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/bhxizlcmdkkm2fxdws9npa.png

how'd all the right-wing institutions become so popular while newspapers languish near the bottom of the list? not my insight but someone noted that the academy didn't even make the list.

or FAMILIES

given the number that get started by accident

and now gays wanna start them for real

I love how flip floppy bobby digital is in his insane quest to run for president.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

“We’ve got to stop being the stupid party. It’s time for a new Republican Party that talks like adults.”
— Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal in the keynote address at the Republican National Committee’s winter meeting in Charlotte yesterday.

are there people that still believe he can be president? has he officially announced his bid? if it seemed unlikely in 2012, it just seems hilariously impossible in 2016, and yet his name routinely gets thrown into the pool of possible candidates.

I dont think he'd be out there so much in the public trying to champion insane issues like this discrimination bill and muslim 'no go zones' if he wasnt jockeying for a run.. or hes trying to be someones vp? either way hes a fucking dunce.

i keep thinking that he's actually just the mayor of a small town called Louisiana, in Alabama, and no one has noticed because they're too busy covering his presidential ambition stunts

petraeus gets probation and a fine

all of twitter making the same joek:

https://twitter.com/search?q=petraeus%20speaking&src=typd

Pvt Manning shd've changed her name to Petraeus imo

kiriakou is in jail, they want to give james risen's leaker 20 years

Poll isn't surprising given US long-standing tendency of fetishizing the military.

Or self-made millionaires. That's basically the protagonist of every movie out right now.

http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0123507

http://i.imgur.com/HLWXDaG.jpg

blue are the democrat members of congress, red the republicans, and the lines are drawn between members of congress who vote in agreement

hey, don't knock the millionaires. i keep voting for politicians who want to lower taxes on millionaires because that's gonna be me someday really soon, as soon as i get discovered

lmao that the years of greatest 'bipartisan' 'cooperation' were the hated 1970s

cool ass find caek, thx

which one is anaphase

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/steve-king-unveils-radical-court-scheme

King wants to court-strip! lol good luck bro

Milbank's generally a not very incisive writer + Obama apologist so to see him against this = man this must really be a shit deal
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-trans-pacific-partnership-trade-deal-is-an-abomination/2015/04/24/903e5a12-ea85-11e4-aae1-d642717d8afa_story.html

altho of course no one knows the details so his objections are broader

if Joe Scarborough and "Mika" haven't seen it, it can't be good.

Ha.

Milbank wants spending on worker training and US infrastructure tied in to the trade deal, and he seems to think Republicans would have accepted that as part of a trade deal. I'm not so sure. Plus he barely mentions Dem Wyden who is crafting the whole bipartisan mess with Republicans

But conservative Politico says there is a separate "assistance" bill regarding workers--

Another key point of concern for undecided Democrats is the inclusion of trade adjustment assistance, a program that provides job retraining benefits to workers displaced by trade deals. Wyden and Ryan agreed to move the fast-track bill simultaneously with the renewal of the assistance program, which has become a prerequisite for Democratic votes on a trade bill.

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/04/dems-stuck-between-warren-obama-in-trade-rumble-117211.html#ixzz3YFNqtEhX

a program that provides job retraining benefits to workers displaced by trade deals

tbh I don't have a lot of faith in this. What are the requirements for qualifying as a worker "displaced by a trade deal" and what kind of training benefits are they going to provide - subsidies/scholarships for training programs, I assume? but training programs for what? how to be a brogrammer?

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/obama-progressives-trade-tpp

obama's excuses here are some weak tea.. im glad to hear hes 'fired up' about something =\

x-post--drone operator?

also this is crazy to me

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (R) further distanced himself from foreign policy adviser James Baker on Thursday during a closed-door meeting hosted by the Manhattan Republican Party.

Bush had previously said it was a mistake for Baker, an adviser and former secretary of state, to speak at the left-leaning Israel policy group J Street. In that appearance, Baker criticized Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu over seeming to change his position on a two-state solution.

Jeb having to throw his family's longtime consiglieri under the bus because he spoke to a pro israel lobby that gives money to Dems.

Baker and Poppa Bush are not remembered well by the Israel lobby though.

why is that? I can't remember

I can't rememember either. I don't see Jeb's action here as being too dramatic. J Street is the much more liberal Israel lobby group that does not back Bibi, so Jeb just wants to reassure right-wing Israel supporters that he does not support even talking to liberal Israel supporters. Then once this calms down, he will talk to Baker again.

Baker and Poppy came down hard on Shimon Peres for not being enthusiastic about a two state solution iirc.

From an article on the Correspondents Dinner thing with the Prez:

The dinner and its preliminaries were telecast live by Fox News, MSNBC and CNN, in addition to C-SPAN. The cable news networks largely put aside breaking news events in Nepal (site of a devastating earthquake) and Baltimore (site of an unruly demonstration against the local police force) to provide live coverage of red-carpet arrivals and the dinner itself.