Uhhh
http://www.avclub.com/review/little-boy-shockingly-miscalculated-world-war-ii-f-218415
― Duane Barry, Thursday, 23 April 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link
And so he stands on a dock and points his hands in the direction of the Pacific Ocean, defying the setting sun, focusing all his desire on one point in the distance, until…
Well, it has to be seen to be believed, frankly. Giving the title a whole new meaning, one that World War II buffs should have no trouble guessing, the moment is almost too tasteless for words.
lol, is he saying the kid telekinetically destroys Hiroshima?
― jmm, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link
It seems so! And "This Little Light of Mine" is playing while the bombs drop!
― Duane Barry, Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link
The spoiler page (at the bottom of the review) gets into more.
― poxy fülvous (abanana), Thursday, 23 April 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link
Rex Reed is into it.
http://observer.com/2015/04/keeping-the-faith-little-boy-featuring-jakob-salvati-has-a-big-heart/
― jmm, Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
Ugh, Emily Watson is in this thing?
Get a new agent, Emily Watson!
― Eric H., Thursday, 23 April 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link
Dang, this sounds pretty evil.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 23 April 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link
7-year-old Pepper Flint Busbee
― slam dunk, Thursday, 23 April 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link
There is a motherfucker in the building I'm in with a God's Not Dead hat on. A HAT. this film had MERCHANDISE?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link
large market yearning to spend tastelessly
― j., Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link
I feel like approaching him and breaking the bad news
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link
Oh, Melissa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxz-Y-c2UUc
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link
GOD'S NOT DEAD 2: NOT DEADER
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link
Just tell me how many shirtless scenes Jesse Metcalfe gets.
― thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link
Oh God! You Non-Zombie!
― Chris L, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link
lol @ gavel-breaking judge
sadface @ ray wise involvement
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link
Truly can't wait for Clarissa to finally explain it all.
― thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link
i legit teared up watching that diverse group of xians fight the evil aclu #powerful
― LEGIT (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link
http://evskingston.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/5911032tlv_o1.jpg?w=300&h=225
I sure am tired of all these culture wars.
― Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link
oh good i was looking for this thread recently so i could post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM
― Mordy, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link
the overalls...
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link
The stillframe for that trailer makes Melissa Joan Hart look like she just realized she's not going to make it to the bathroom. Melissa Joan Shart.
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link
The next movie ought to address the even more crucial question of whether Catholics, Seventh Day Adventists, Mormons, Unitarians, Quakers or Jehovah's Witnesses are real Christians who faithfully preach God's sacred word, or just unwitting minions of Satan.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link
although the video mordy posted raised some great points in a humorous way, theres really nothing funny about how fascist liberals are ruining our education system
― LEGIT (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
i can't believe classes have started awarding grades based on relative privilege. it's a scandal.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link
i want to go to a school where u get a free trip to NYC for getting the best test score
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link
it really goes to show how ppl who carry around research papers divided with a surprisingly large number of black binder clips to their first day of class are undervalued in our society but ppl who wear really cool-looking overalls get all the credit. a strong condemnation of our image obsessed, social-media addicted society
― LEGIT (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
One thing it did accurately depict is that the gay classmate is always the dumbest.
― thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
well i mean really what gay careers need advanced mathematics? architecture and maybe high-end identity fraud and thats it
― LEGIT (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link
exciting new preview of god's not dead 2:
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E19/1271552.jpg?b64lines=IEEgUFJBWUVSISBBIFBSQVlFUiBJTiBBCiBQVUJMSUMgU0NIT09MISBHT0QgSEFTIE5PCiBQTEFDRSBXSVRISU4gVEhFU0UgV0FMTFMsCiBKVVNUIExJS0UgRkFDVFMgSEFWRSBOTwogUExBQ0UgV0lUSElOIE9SR0FOSVpFRAogUkVMSUdJT04h
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 19 March 2016 15:11 (eight years ago) link
i watched the first one a few days ago. it's quite bad! great ending though. imagine how annoyed you'd be if you were dying in agony and some chirpy asshole started trying to convert you
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 19 March 2016 15:35 (eight years ago) link
♫ god's not dead / he's surely alive ♫
― am0n, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link
feat. teenage witch and leland BOB palmer
― am0n, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 21:29 (eight years ago) link
sry already posted upthread. goddamnit
― am0n, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 21:30 (eight years ago) link
just realized now that Sorbo's been misspelled in the thread title for a few years now.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link
maybe the "a" is for atheist?
so this is more a "spiritual sequel" than a literal sequel?
― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 21:44 (eight years ago) link
(in more ways than one, obv)
they had so many strawmen to choose from, I think they probably will do fine
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link
as long as the next one is in 3-D
― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 22:01 (eight years ago) link
God's Not D3A-D
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 22:10 (eight years ago) link
And the early reviews are in!
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/filmchat/2016/03/review-gods-not-dead-2-dir-harold-cronk-2016.html
Interestingly, the reviewer follows the conceit of the filmmakers, and refers to everyone as "Christians" as opposed to the far more accurate descriptor "white Evangelicals"
― Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 31 March 2016 15:05 (eight years ago) link
previews for this are abt to either make me pay for ad free hulu or abandon western civilization forever as a lost cause
― art, Thursday, 31 March 2016 15:14 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91DJm0OnMw
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 31 March 2016 22:39 (eight years ago) link
the original was hilarious, not sure if i have the patience to put up with another
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 31 March 2016 23:17 (eight years ago) link
Now the same company is doing a Columbine story
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4950110/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=bI8LYSAUZCU
Oh it's a Newsboys ref: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_Ashamed
http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jul/30/korie-and-sadie-robertson-duck-dynasty-join-cast-f/?page=all
― Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI8LYSAUZCU
fwiw that isn't the student who was supposedly asked if she believed in god
― remove butt (abanana), Thursday, 14 April 2016 01:50 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhe8KhSxWGo
― jmm, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link
Robert Forster?!
― Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:22 (seven years ago) link