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― gr8080, Thursday, 30 April 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link
Haha. That head's not getting any smaller, I notice.
― subject's companion from prior surveillance (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 30 April 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link
damn young Alex looks like a henchman in a Die Hard movie
― Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 April 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link
Hey thanks, now I've heard/watched Alex Jones talk about his stamina and libido.
― K-CHOLO (lpz), Friday, 1 May 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link
one day he will guest on a muse album
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 1 May 2015 07:25 (nine years ago) link
this ended up being in the billy corgan thread but it probably belongs here....betrayal is the ether in which traitor's swim
https://soundcloud.com/matthew-lee-helgeson/mojowars-feat-al3x-j0n3s-the-d00rs
― rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 14:02 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pX53AqpUs
― woke newt (stevie), Friday, 22 July 2016 09:19 (eight years ago) link
lol what an asshole
is alex jones capable of any level of discourse other than hoarse impotent bellowing?
― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 22 July 2016 11:05 (eight years ago) link
wow!!!
― based stress reduction (crüt), Friday, 22 July 2016 11:31 (eight years ago) link
Took me right back to the days ofhttp://i63.tinypic.com/dmzc6e.jpg
― Have you hugged your timeghoul today? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 23 July 2016 06:55 (eight years ago) link
http://66.media.tumblr.com/df5a55b4c2de7756ac8ed37320ebe2fc/tumblr_oajty3Hxlw1rfbp51o1_400.jpg
― DORNALDO TROOMPS for PRESIDETN (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 July 2016 11:26 (eight years ago) link
what language is that supposed to be?
― An artsy picture, but you know, she was a model. Really successful. (stevie), Monday, 25 July 2016 11:35 (eight years ago) link
the language of TRUTH
― DORNALDO TROOMPS for PRESIDETN (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 July 2016 12:24 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/immolations/status/764566345459568641?s=09
― nate woolls, Saturday, 13 August 2016 23:39 (eight years ago) link
i still can't get over the fact that this idiot is only like 2 years older than i am. he looks older than my dad.
― serge thoroughgoods (will), Sunday, 14 August 2016 00:42 (eight years ago) link
is that what happens to your face when OD on the red pill
i tried watching an episode for laughs but it got super racist really fast.
― brimstead, Sunday, 14 August 2016 01:19 (eight years ago) link
he is either
1) a professional wrestler who somehow wandered to the news and editorial desk
2) completely unhinged
3) on an unsafe number and type of pills
4) all of the above
― wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 14 August 2016 05:59 (eight years ago) link
mostly 2? and he's a little bit true believer and a lot savvy media personality.on the radio, his rants especially if you're on an unsafe number and type of pills are pretty hypnotic/entertaining like listening in to... i dunno?? like a good dose of that coast to coast am spooky shit + black helicopters, reptilians controlling society. and he's usually so far out there that he is willing to rant about politics on right and left and in fact i think pulls in a lot of stoned left leaning kids that aren't into normal right wing political talking points. aj being a thing normal people know about thru actual media burn and shit is pretty depressing, though.
― dylannn, Monday, 15 August 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link
Alex Jones Discovers A Temple to Evil! While driving threw Houston Texas Alex noticed the George H W Bush monument and got out to investigate and report.
― dylannn, Monday, 15 August 2016 16:54 (eight years ago) link
Alex Jones gets arrested for asking George W Bush a question
i think the trump stuff is mostly opportunism. he's really tapping into the /pol/ demographic.
― dylannn, Monday, 15 August 2016 16:58 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/NakatomiTim/status/813853820581281793
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link
I believe it based on my memories of Jones back then and people who were in Austin more regularly, but I don't think you can discount him saying it long enough and often enough that he bought in.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link
Doesn't matter, does it? The point is none of these people starts out believing in it. One in a hundred thousand or so goes Marjoe Gortner out of some desire for redemption but nobody ever learns anything.
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 00:29 (seven years ago) link
I mean after all the craven cultist hucksters we've seen and learned about in just our own lifetimes, nothing's changed about these people or the default respect we treat them and their worshippers with.
― The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/immolations/status/811001057576943616
― Fiddle Catstro (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 07:12 (seven years ago) link
https://mobile.twitter.com/metadinex/status/830590476495495169
― example (crüt), Sunday, 12 February 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/jonronson/status/830775853969731584
"26"
― kinder, Sunday, 12 February 2017 16:01 (seven years ago) link
Maybe he's a time traveler from the mid-20th Century. I feel the same level of disbelief anytime people in old movies reveal an age that is wildly discrepant with their booze & tobacco-ravaged mugs.
― Likely? No. Possible? Absolutely. Iffy? Can't say. Doubtful? Maybe. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 12 February 2017 22:24 (seven years ago) link
I knew people in college who were psychotically delusional (believed they were the 2nd coming of Jesus in one case, determinined to unify all monotheistic faiths in another, related that agents were compelling them to masturbate in one on medication). I'm confident most of us have, and have learned that the compassionate response involves recommending psychiatric care, but avoiding further entanglement while they're in a delusional state.
Alex Jones was obviously a high-functioning psychotic the first time I became aware of him (some Linklater movie, I expect). So what the hell is wrong with Infowars viewers? I'm sure not all them are themselves psychotic. Do they simply have no personal experience with the mentally ill?
― президентских компромат (Sanpaku), Sunday, 12 February 2017 22:38 (seven years ago) link
Hey Sanpaku, good post. I have a friend who used to be really into Infowars to a disturbing degree, and my observation is that he was an isolated stoner hermit and this particular brand of paranoia seemed to give him some outlet to place his existential angst. FWIW I'm bipolar and have spent time in facilities where the kind of talk conspiracy theorists use was rampant, and he's aware that I was mentally ill at the time.
― Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Sunday, 12 February 2017 22:43 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsKVyhuBf3c
Old school Jones. The Panama Canal was being given to the Chinese because they're one of David Rockefeller's vassal states.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 12 February 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link
He issued an apology to the Comet Ping Pong dude! I can only assume this means he's getting sued.
I went over to r/conspiracy to see how folks are reacting and immediately regretted it - of fucking course they're tying the disappearances of black teenagers in the DC area to this. Which are apparently not actually an increase, it's just that the DC police are using social media more to try to find the kids and it's been blown vastly out of proportion.
― JoeStork, Saturday, 25 March 2017 16:49 (seven years ago) link
http://www.mystatesman.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/travis-county-custody-case-jury-will-search-for-real-alex-jones/rnbWzMHnFCd5SOPgP3A34J/
At a recent pretrial hearing, attorney Randall Wilhite told state District Judge Orlinda Naranjo that using his client Alex Jones’ on-air Infowars persona to evaluate Alex Jones as a father would be like judging Jack Nicholson in a custody dispute based on his performance as the Joker in “Batman.”“He’s playing a character,” Wilhite said of Jones. “He is a performance artist.”
― who even are those other cats (Eazy), Sunday, 16 April 2017 22:55 (seven years ago) link
Although it may not be generally recognized, upon a close investigation it seems plain that the witches were a vast political movement, an organized society which was anti-social and anarchichal, a world-wide plot against civilization. Naturally, although the Masters were often individuals of high rank and deep learning, that rank and file of the society, that is to say, those who for the most part fell into the hands of justice, were recruited from the least educated classes, the ignorant and the poor. As one might suppose, many of the branches or covens in remoter districts knew nothing and perhaps could have understood nothing of the enormous system. Nevertheless, as small cogs in a very small wheel, it might be, they were carrying on the work and actively helping to spread the infection. It is an extremely significant fact that the last regularly official trial and execution for witchcraft in Western Europe was that of Anna Goeldi, who was hanged at Glaris in Switzerland, 17 June, 1782. Seven years before, in 1775, the villian Adam Weishaupt, who has been truly described by Louis Blac as “the profoundest conspirator that has ever existed,” formed his “terrible and formidable sect,” the Illuminati. "The Malleus Maleficarum of Heinrich Kramer and James Sprenger" Introduction to 1928 Edition, Translated by The Reverend Montague Summers
"The Malleus Maleficarum of Heinrich Kramer and James Sprenger" Introduction to 1928 Edition, Translated by The Reverend Montague Summers
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 April 2017 21:52 (seven years ago) link
He's been doing this more lately, hasn't he
Exclusive: Alex Jones forced to retract and apologize for statements about refugee workers at Chobani in Idaho. https://t.co/uT2cYwufWh pic.twitter.com/FZdWyzkp2o— Kim Murphy, LA Times (@kimmurphy) May 17, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f9606adbc042ddce5737c0741c4898e6/tumblr_oqo8mgnSZg1uufl6zo1_1280.jpg
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link
You think you're red now? Well, I'm here to tell you, brother: you can never be TOO red!
― Trockasturm Hoar The Ramming Battle Ceraton (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 June 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link
looks like youtube is taking down infowars videos?
The Alex Jones channel with billions of views is frozen. We have been told it will be deleted tomorrow and all 33 thousands videos will be erased. We just set up this new page subscribe if you want to see what the SPLC wants censored.. https://t.co/0sGkMNUCPt— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) March 4, 2018
― and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 March 2018 23:59 (six years ago) link
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/376613-alex-jones-says-youtube-will-delete-infowars-channelhttp://money.cnn.com/2018/03/03/technology/youtube-ads-infowars-alex-jones/index.html
― and in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine♪♫ (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 March 2018 00:00 (six years ago) link
between twitter just blowing away thousands of trolls unannounced and this self-inflected derp by youtube (after completely fucking up a billion other things, logan paul and pewdiepie among them), it seems that our huge incumbent american advertising pushers tech firms are just determined to make everyone hate them enough to finally get regulated. GG, YT
― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 00:05 (six years ago) link
illuminati getting it right
― Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 5 March 2018 00:06 (six years ago) link
I mean I'm not about to cry any tears over this phenomenal douchebag losing an outlet but at what point do these much-touted rich as fuck techbro firms come up with a moderation policy that isn't basically beating on a laptop with hulk hands and then wondering how the reporters got this phone number
― El Tomboto, Monday, 5 March 2018 00:09 (six years ago) link
idk guys looks like something alex jones thinks is happening is not in fact happening
― nashwan, Monday, 5 March 2018 00:25 (six years ago) link
Damn looks like they got to nashwan too
― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Monday, 5 March 2018 00:28 (six years ago) link
It's shocking when those who've benefited wildly from rubbing the lamp without concern for the implications later prove to be ineffectual at coaxing the genie back to where he came from.
― Did you ever see a doffin, did you (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 March 2018 00:36 (six years ago) link
story of the human race
― the late great, Monday, 5 March 2018 03:21 (six years ago) link
LOL Alex Jones did a false flag about his own YouTube
― The Spilling of a Sacred Beer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 March 2018 05:44 (six years ago) link
Before Alex Jones headed to court to face his ex-wife today, he told Infowars listeners that President Trump is part of an effort to fight against a sentient computer program that has decided to kill all humans.
This afternoon, Jones was speaking with a guest on his show when he declared that we are living in an “information apocalypse” where global elites “want to keep you in-the-moment confused.” Then, seemingly out of nowhere, he claimed that Trump is working with a group of people to defeat an automated intelligence computer program set on destroying humanity.
“This is already an A.I. system that made the decision to have a post-human world and Trump has jumped in with others and are saying, ‘No, we’re not doing it,’ at the elite level,” Jones said.
He quickly moved on, unfazed, and added that global elites “are really pissed about” Infowars “questioning the next false flag,” referring to his network’s infamous tendency to claim tragedies are staged events.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-trump-is-fighting-a-computer-program-that-has-decided-to-kill-humans/
― maura, Saturday, 5 May 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link
Isn't that something he's nicked from AI theory, called 'the Basilisk'?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 5 May 2018 20:13 (six years ago) link