We're done LOOKING, it's time for Larry Kramer's Lincoln to give GAY bedSPRINGs quite a beating in 2015

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While lifting.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 4 May 2015 22:29 (nine years ago) link

Hot. i was talking to someone about how i didn't read, so he pulled out his book. it was philosophy, and it was really good. the guy who did the preface is my cousin's wife's sister's husband. do they hve a word for that? they were WOWED that i knew him

surm, Monday, 4 May 2015 22:50 (nine years ago) link

Thinking of getting a couple tank tops for my forthcoming Palm Springs weekend but I've, um, never really bought tank tops before. Any recommendations? Should they be floppy?

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

As tight as Al Green's rhythm section.

I'm off today, taking the train downtown to eat croque monsieurs with a friend. I'll listen to the new Ciara.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

Was under the impression skinny guys are supposed to keep their tanks a little bit on the loose side.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 15:13 (nine years ago) link

i LOVE an XL tank, but i have some smalls as well

but XL is definitely like, the look to beat

surm, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 15:34 (nine years ago) link

May have to invite a panel with me to the dressing rooms.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

just make sure you can get your shoulders through it, honeybunch.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link

take snapshots i will be on deck

surm, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

I'll totally snapchat my tank spree.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

pls do i have snapchat but no idea how to work it, so i might need a tutorial from someone

surm, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

or like u can just have my cell # lol, i'm p confident you won't stalk me and kill me at this point. and i love advising on clothes!!!

surm, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

Someone on scruff just misinterpreted my La Jetee work as a tribute to bondage. Eep.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

What's your name on Snapchat, ramz? I'm ephenderson.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link

snapchat! i'm patron_sailor

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

mnan0p0ul0s76

replace the 0's with o's

markers, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

forgot my PW will let u know!!

surm, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

palm springs!! where you headed?

donna rouge, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 19:27 (nine years ago) link

A house in Joshua Tree with 11 other people. Should be totally lowkey, no drama. (Just kidding. This is a very oddball assortment of characters.)

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

ahhh i love joshua tree - don't miss the integratron! or the crochet museum!

(i don't know much about palm springs itself other than the ace hotel)

donna rouge, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

http://integratron.com/ (i've done the sound bath twice)

donna rouge, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

Oh cool!

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

CROCHET MUSEUM?

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

http://www.sharielf.com/museum.html (i've insta'ed from there before)

donna rouge, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

i am "sourpatchkissed" on snapchat

eric i don't know how to use it but i will look out for bleeps or images from you lol

surm, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link

Just sent you one.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:08 (nine years ago) link

Not of tanks, mind. I have to lose this sunburn first.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:08 (nine years ago) link

i saw that you added me but what does that mean that you sent me one? i legit feel like i'm 83 years old

PS iiiiiiii bought an XL WOMEN's tee last night and thought of you. even the women's XL is like a baby doll top on me! but it has Ciara's face on it and i am going to wear it with a blazer.

surm, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link

Hah, I don't think I've ever bought a women's XL, but in college I occasionally bought a boys' XL.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

You might have to add me back to see what I sent. (If so, click that plus next to my username.)

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

i did add you back!

oh i've definitely bought a boys XL

ok let me look around the app more

surm, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link

something weird happened when u added me and now you disappeared

how do i add you back?

you know, i can also get one of my girlfriends to sit me down and walk me thru this. no need for all the drama haha.

surm, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:16 (nine years ago) link

I see I'm under "pending" lol. I'm pretty new to Snapchat myself, tbh.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link

haha i DEFINITELY clicked the + sign next to your name but then it gave me some weird message that i couldn't really understand. i will figure it out with my trusty friends of the slightly younger age bracket :)

surm, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:25 (nine years ago) link

a 20 yr old from the local uni wants to hook up today but he wants to go all the way and i just don't know if i'm ready for that right now

what shd i do

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

just say no?

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

if you just don't know, it sounds like you shouldn't.

My med-student playmate is 'seeing someone' again. :/

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

just say no?

― surm, Monday, May 11, 2015 5:05 PM

this is what I call Blow 'n' Go.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

xxp Direct him my way.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

it's 75 degrees and i'm on stero1ds, i need to fall on someone dickfirst.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

right. ok i think he's coming over

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link

:-/

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

hmm now i'm not sure i'll have the place to myself long enough. 40 minutes isn't long enough is it?

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link

it depends.

you are a card!

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

40 minutes isn't long enough is it?

in a bar this would be one drink + polite chatter so

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

ok now it's looking like his apartment which "has no furniture" yet

this should be interesting

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

be sure he bumps into your footrest.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

we'll see ... i haven't ... been in this position in a while o_O

mainly keep it p basic

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link

Keep it basic is like my middle name in bed. And my safe word.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 11 May 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link

totally. well that was interesting as promised. hardwood floors, literally only a saddle-back leather chair and an end table. we made use of the chair.

it was all pretty rough-n-tumble so we couldn't do all that he wanted to do, but we got some good kicks in. he was also one of those 20 yr old bean poles with cute glasses and a huge d, so that didn't hurt. unfortunately he had no towels of any kind - which was more unfortunate for him... also i have no idea what his name is.

feel free to cut me off at anytime if the TMI goes overboard.

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link


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