Your 2016 Presidential Candidate Speculation Thread

Todd.

http://i.imgur.com/UGq0LVG.jpg

very excited about Carly and Huckabuck gettin in!

*bass solo*

plz oh plz let Charles Barkley be a panelist on some network's election night coverage!

a friend's FB friend says Cruz will be rounding up the gay marrieds into camps. jus' barely resisted "turn off the MSNBC, hon"

that is not a bad counter-conspiracy theory to start at all, someone should get on that

President Cara Carleton "Carly" Sneed Fiorina

if elected she will lay off all gov't employees AND lose billions of dollars

she'd merge the USA with AOL or something

United States of American Online

everyone gets 1000 free minutes of USAOL

after that it's $199.95 a month

Huckabee!

"We will deal with jihadis just like we deal with deadly snakes," he said.

We're going to hold those people up to our face and start speaking in tongues?

Kinda convinced Huckabee's only real asset has ever been his disarmingly folksy last name, without which he would really just be a fringier, base-baitinger Lamar Alexander.

*base solo*

irl lol

I think Fiorina is probably too close in appeal to Jeb - the business-friendly, moderate end of the Republican party - to get much traction. I have a feeling, given the way the GOP apparatchiks have tightened up the primary calendar to prevent a repeat of the 2012 dog and pony show, once this thing gets going (many months from now) it's going to quickly boil down to a two-way race, so the scramble from now till then will be to see who can define themselves as the anti-Jeb.

She was a fucking horrible CEO and she hasn' a chance.

Well, I don't really know how good she was a CEO, but I kind of doubt most voters will either. She was a CEO of a big corporation, so assuming she didn't get fired amidst a sex scandal or something like that, she'll probably be able to run on her business experience. Still I agree she's a long shot.

Jeb will let the people know.

she laid off tens of thousands of people, tripled her own salary, and spent way too much money acquiring other, terrible companies. HP's stock dropped by 50%. Her own employees booed her at meetings. She was one of the worst tech CEOs of all time.

Running ads against fiorina's record is maybe the easiest thing to do in politics.

She doesn't have a prayer. Gunning for a cabinet post or vp or something.

It will be interesting to see if Jeb will run ads against Fiorina for laying people off and having too high a salary. Seems a bit off-message for a Republican candidate.

Populism works in a recession cycle, even if it's complete bullshit.

I doubt she will become enough of a threat that he'd have to consider that anyway. I mean she lost big in her previous California senate race, didn't she? That doesn't seem like the kind of political trajectory that leads to the White House.

Failed CEO + failed candidate for senate + no real talk radio chops = doom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo_Ejfc5hW8

Only in GOP's Earth-3 can pride in being a "Hewlett Packard CEO" get recognized a a win.

Seriously. Working for HP sounds like something you'd only admit during times of extreme emotional distress, most likely while being tortured

corporate record superficially similar to GWB's

Was going to say, didn't we just have a bad CEO as 2-term president?

current HP marketing focuses on "The Machine," and I have no idea what they're talking about

Kinda convinced Huckabee's only real asset has ever been his disarmingly folksy last name, without which he would really just be a fringier, base-baitinger Lamar Alexander.

Say "President Huckabee" out loud without laughing. You can't. Nobody else can either. He's not gonna get anywhere.

trying saying it while biting down (gently) on your lower lip with your top row of teeth

haha i love all the "why huckabee could be a serious contender" bullshit pieces around

wait seriously?

lol

i've always bought huckabee as a candidate. idk if he can win the nomination but i think he has the right pieces in place (religious economic populism) to make a run for it. obv he can't beat hillary but who can?

Reagan.

my thoughts essentially ^

Huckabee is slightly more credible as a candidate than Sally Langston, the fictional former vice president on Scandal

I would be glad to see him if I was at a Cracker Barrel and something was wrong w my order and he was a manager and came to the table and apologized and gave me a free slice of pie.

i think the ideal president for a lot of americans could be described as a competent cracker barrel manager

that can play the Seinfeld theme song

Thanks for the new dn!

I can totally see Huckabee as a friendly and more than competent Cracker Barrel manager who fucks busboys in the meat locker.

for all-time:

Huckabee is the type of dude who would invite you to dinner, ask you all kinds of sincere, heartfelt questions about your family and your job, offhandedly mention the lethal dose of cyanide he put in your lemonade, and then offer you a nice slice of fresh-out-the-oven homemade pie.

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, November 13, 2012 1:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the demand for billions of 'column inches' over the next 18 months (FOR FUCKS SAKE) means everyone is 'a serious contender'

except Sanders of course, that's been settled.

obv he can't beat hillary but who can?

hillarnixon can destroy hillarnixon