xcpost?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 06:45 (nine years ago) link
chocolate mayonnaise still worse imo
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 09:40 (nine years ago) link
OK, it's your party..
― Mark G, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 10:55 (nine years ago) link
Only if that's a euphemism.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 11:06 (nine years ago) link
ts: chocolate mayonnaise vs semen flan
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 12:05 (nine years ago) link
dammit i should have made that 'poo: chocolate mayonnaise or semen flan'
I'm not being antisocial, but...
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11046681_869774693069144_947083810103039762_n.jpg?oh=fdbdc65f94a834b7f1586cc07ada3f65&oe=55DC7AD7
― p:s nerds know (dog latin), Friday, 8 May 2015 12:13 (nine years ago) link
they watch Game of Thrones.
That's a drama, innit?
― Mark G, Friday, 8 May 2015 12:34 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10394527_961899717172916_1248811214212131964_n.jpg?oh=6ec9c19c6a9b4576931b0951b28c388c&oe=55DEFB94&__gda__=1438589469_ab114bbff6c29070cb8d75075bdb02d4
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Friday, 8 May 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link
good luck with that
― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link
chocolate mayonnaise cake is not weird, you guys! the mayonnaise just replaces the eggs and oil (or other fat) in the recipe. i think it was originally one of those emergency pantry recipes for when, you know, company's coming and you need a cake but ran out of eggs or whatever.
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link
It's not like that's a particularly deep or insightful statement. How unique and interesting! You don't like stress or worry and want to be happy! Fascinating!
xp the thing about not being rich, not the thing about mayo cake, which is actually pretty interesting.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link
mayo cake is my mom's go-to chocolate cake recipe. it was my birthday cake for many years!
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link
there are phone numbers you can call
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 May 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link
someone please construct a Good Charlotte based rebuttal of this misguided post
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 8 May 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link
http://www.values.com/
Good stuff here. Share and like.
― Evan, Friday, 8 May 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link
http://quotes.values.com/quote_artwork/7282/large/friday_quote.jpg%3F1430421267
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 May 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1521842_723166044385699_6275619440678505073_n.jpg?oh=3d44b391bdc8296851e574c1ac870bb4&oe=560ADF7A
― nickn, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link
"No he's dead"
― Mark G, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link
why is his head four times larger than everyone else's?
― soref, Saturday, 9 May 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link
it's swollen with grief
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 9 May 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link
surprised they didn't notice
dad's head was too
― j., Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link
you would be able to see that
if he was alive
but he's dead
I thought the big-headed character was so distraught by the taunting of the tiny-headed characters that instead of going home and giving its dad the flower for his birthday, it chose to go cry in a graveyard and dropped the flower next to a random gravestone.
― Aimless, Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link
bullying exhortation against bullying
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 9 May 2015 23:24 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/19fdMAk.jpg
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link
it's true, i have let countless people die because of lunch.
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link
Hahaha that is so lacking in foundation that nobody with any sense should read that and think "Yeah this proves that Christianity is superior! Gotcha atheists!" but I know there are people high fiving about how this is a total truth bomb.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:18 (nine years ago) link
I just finished a reuben worth five or six drowners. xp
― WilliamC, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link
Darwinism is about entire species and their fitness, so me not ensuring the survival of members of my species is kind of anti-Darwinist
that being the least of the probs here
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:20 (nine years ago) link
I also don't view the suffering of the poor as virtuous, checkmate, Christians!
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:21 (nine years ago) link
i WISH my lunch habits had the power to decide the fate of man!
― Nhex, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link
Who goes swimming at lunch? Let 'em drown tbh. Lunchtime is for lunching. Then waiting an hour.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link
A man is drowningChristian: Takes a photo to prove existence of God to people on facebook
― kinder, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link
lol
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link
He jumps in to save man
(doesn't seem to be accomplishing much in that line, has to be said)
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:33 (nine years ago) link
A man is drowning.
Kanamit
Thinks: "Hey, that guy will be dead soon." Pulls out To Serve Man.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many friggin' variations on the whole: dammit, it's time for ME now themes. fuck the world i'm gonna be fucking happy. maybe we were too hasty calling the 70's the Me Generation. or maybe they are the same people only older...damn boomers...
― scott seward, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link
not waving but Darwinism
― CRABLE SAVVAGE (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link
the doe-eyed, raven-haired man that atheists want to drown
― computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEuwVPyUgAAkpav.jpg:large
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 11:35 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11138643_10152751534496836_1340137489096556026_n.jpg?oh=32ed62acb6cc35940a32847621215fd5&oe=55D47EE1
― pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 May 2015 06:51 (nine years ago) link
aesthetic choices on this one are really doing it for me
― pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 May 2015 06:52 (nine years ago) link
another david avocado wolfe discovered in its natural environment
https://i.imgur.com/lKUho3s.jpg
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Sunday, 17 May 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link
okay so Wolfe may in fact be Chinese/Japanese
― eremitic brid (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 May 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link
Cool anarchist mom
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link
love how this is right at the cusp of mommyblogger, food nut, peace-and-love, and infowars
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link