We're done LOOKING, it's time for Larry Kramer's Lincoln to give GAY bedSPRINGs quite a beating in 2015

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i saw that you added me but what does that mean that you sent me one? i legit feel like i'm 83 years old

PS iiiiiiii bought an XL WOMEN's tee last night and thought of you. even the women's XL is like a baby doll top on me! but it has Ciara's face on it and i am going to wear it with a blazer.

surm, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link

Hah, I don't think I've ever bought a women's XL, but in college I occasionally bought a boys' XL.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

You might have to add me back to see what I sent. (If so, click that plus next to my username.)

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

i did add you back!

oh i've definitely bought a boys XL

ok let me look around the app more

surm, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link

something weird happened when u added me and now you disappeared

how do i add you back?

you know, i can also get one of my girlfriends to sit me down and walk me thru this. no need for all the drama haha.

surm, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:16 (nine years ago) link

I see I'm under "pending" lol. I'm pretty new to Snapchat myself, tbh.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link

haha i DEFINITELY clicked the + sign next to your name but then it gave me some weird message that i couldn't really understand. i will figure it out with my trusty friends of the slightly younger age bracket :)

surm, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 14:25 (nine years ago) link

a 20 yr old from the local uni wants to hook up today but he wants to go all the way and i just don't know if i'm ready for that right now

what shd i do

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

just say no?

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

if you just don't know, it sounds like you shouldn't.

My med-student playmate is 'seeing someone' again. :/

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

just say no?

― surm, Monday, May 11, 2015 5:05 PM

this is what I call Blow 'n' Go.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

xxp Direct him my way.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

it's 75 degrees and i'm on stero1ds, i need to fall on someone dickfirst.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

right. ok i think he's coming over

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link

:-/

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link

hmm now i'm not sure i'll have the place to myself long enough. 40 minutes isn't long enough is it?

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:23 (nine years ago) link

it depends.

you are a card!

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

40 minutes isn't long enough is it?

in a bar this would be one drink + polite chatter so

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:25 (nine years ago) link

ok now it's looking like his apartment which "has no furniture" yet

this should be interesting

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

be sure he bumps into your footrest.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 May 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

we'll see ... i haven't ... been in this position in a while o_O

mainly keep it p basic

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link

Keep it basic is like my middle name in bed. And my safe word.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 11 May 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link

totally. well that was interesting as promised. hardwood floors, literally only a saddle-back leather chair and an end table. we made use of the chair.

it was all pretty rough-n-tumble so we couldn't do all that he wanted to do, but we got some good kicks in. he was also one of those 20 yr old bean poles with cute glasses and a huge d, so that didn't hurt. unfortunately he had no towels of any kind - which was more unfortunate for him... also i have no idea what his name is.

feel free to cut me off at anytime if the TMI goes overboard.

surm, Monday, 11 May 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

Grab 'n' Gab!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link

it's very humid in my apartment, so i read that in my shorts.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link

haha

surm, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

I have v interesting plans for this Saturday that I kind of want to share but am ultimately way too bashful abt discussing

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

that's a post very much out of character.

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 02:45 (nine years ago) link

I'm eating corned beef hash next Saturday.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link

I'm seeing the Fame high school production of The Laramie Project on Saturday.

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link

i'm celebrating my birthday. share Stevo.

surm, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link

Love all these Saturdays

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:04 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSC-8mxfXKI

surm, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

(year after i was born!xx)

surm, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:07 (nine years ago) link

:)

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link

great day of the week

surm, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link

My climbing gym is hosting an LGBT climbing night this Saturday. (Spoiler: I'll be attending.)

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:12 (nine years ago) link

wow !

surm, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

It's going to be like that scene in Crystal Skull, only with lesbians instead of monkeys and Shia Lebeouf.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

that's p exciting

surm, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

i'm just getting drinks and eating hand cut french fries

surm, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link

I made two French 75s while watching Drag Race.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

i caught the end! that's like my favorite drink

surm, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

I made it with cognac instead of gin. Not sure which is the preferred route.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

oh interesting! i've never had it with cognac. of course lately my drinks are quite simple; i'm a big fan of on the rocks. although it probably isn't a good idea to drink before you go mountain climbing.

surm, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

Most I've ever done is top rope with a brunch buzz.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

Still not recommended.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link

i don't know why but that sounds awfully suggestive Eric

surm, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link

sorry i didn't meant to take that to an awkward place

surm, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 13:42 (nine years ago) link


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