We're done LOOKING, it's time for Larry Kramer's Lincoln to give GAY bedSPRINGs quite a beating in 2015

i was walking to akbar once and i saw a guy standing stock-still in the bushes across the street - for some reason it took me a second to piece together that he was peeing (on, like, sunset blvd, very conspicuously - obv he was plastered). as i walked by him he yelled "don't look at me!" - then he waited a beat, and muttered "...unless you feel like suckin' it"

like.........my dude

woww

"thank you for the enticing offer, but i've already sucked my quota of dicks for the day"

The whole concept of 'crashing' bars w/ queers confuses me, as any of the few i still go to or would want to, don't have a homogeneous crowd, the New Wave night aside to some extent. (since i am banned from drinking 3 weeks out of 4 i have to pick my spots carefully.)

On my birthday i was at the indie-jukebox bar owned by my friend (gay) which serves a cross-section of Brooklyn (lotta teachers) and when there were about half a dozen past & present ILXors left, he wanted to know where "all the cute gay boys came from?" I told him sorry, only one aint straight. So that's who i drink with now, str8 boys who can pass.

aso you should be reading donna's bf's poetry, like i am!

keep meaning to order that book

the poet in question read at a straight bar here in front of tvs playing rugby. he said something along the lines of, what an appropriately homosocial sport for a backdrop, iirc.

So that's who i drink with now, str8 boys who can pass.

I can dig it.

in the context of all this dick talk i am finally getting your display name eric.

dick talk, ya don't stop

Depends on a very me mispronunciation of Jung, I'm afraid.

what an appropriately homosocial sport for a backdrop

lol he would say that. also <333

he comes back from s. america next week and thank heavens, i'm gettin' pretty lonely round the apt

aw. you're a lucky fella.

dick talk: i expect to be getting it more frequently now that my boyfriend's less stressed out

you guys in relationships, do you just straight up ask for it? at a moment's notice and all that? me and mine are both repressed as fuck tbh

it can be a subtle dance sometimes but i'm learning to be more direct about it

I'm going to need someone who will knock me upside the head.

And then call an ambulance after it's all over.

direct for the calendar appointment, let the magic happen in the moment

I'm going to need someone who will knock me upside the head.

Gloved?

what PS said, basically

let the beat hit'em, as Lisa Lisa said.

Got to learn to let go.

i really dislike scheduling sex, it makes it feel like a chore. but i have gotten better at making my needs known

People who aren't trying to get pregnant actually do that? Will wonders never cease.

disliking it v. denigrating people who do it

ime it's more about taking opportunities to be physically close so it can happen organically, rather than penciling it in

has anyone ever participated in a guerrilla queer bar? i got invited to one last night. idk how i feel about the idea tbh but hell i'll prob still go

― donna rouge, Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:53 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've gone to one or two, tbh I find the concept super dated and irrelevant but the one Morbs and I went to was novel enough in that there were lots of ppl I've never seen before, and we didn't have a chance to stay long enough to notice how awful the crowd might really be, but I tried to go again a few weeks ago and they wanted $5 to get in and we were just like fuuuuuuck you and went to a dive bar instead. I was p miffed about that, even moreso now that I know that despite the "guerrilla" in their name they contact bars head of time. Basically it's a stupid idea that has potential to be fun but usually isn't.

speaking of dated, have i talked about how i watched the entirety of the American Queer as Folk and fell in love with it again? i know, i know - it's unrealistic, stereotyped, frivolous, blah blah blah. but it's also heartfelt, comic book based, and incredibly well written. not to mention the actors.

before now i had only seen the 1st season in college. #1 crush of all time is Brian Kinney. #1 TV relationship of all time besides Zach and Kelly (duh) is Brian and Justin.

just exquisitely executed.

i really feel i must have talked about this before. please excuse me if so.

Never did watch that one. If I liked Looking, will I hate QAF?

Yes.

my boyfriend just texted me to say he made a grilled cheese using weed butter

the nerve! i swear

LOL

that's why relationships aren't for me. I like to know on which side my bread's buttered.

I like to know I get all the cheese.

i don't even refer to myself as gay anymore 1000 xps

i prefer to show and not tell iykwim

Ew no, I'm not some organ grinder monkey. I just like hanging signs around my neck.

Lol does anyone even refer to themselves as gay anymore? Don't you just not think abt it at all and then organically allude to it in conversation?

It was ever thus.

i prefer sodomite

i also use "gay -- SO FAR"

Once upon a dick.

Ok, twice.

The fuck is wrong with me.

!!!!!!

i mean was it fun at least?

I love that I'm the only one who still identifies as gay and yet I'm the only one who never has sex.

Actually wait. That makes sense somehow.

No it wasn't much fun.

last night i was at a fundraiser with another guy who grabbed my ass at a christmas party months ago in front of his (open?) boyfriend. i'm not opposed to the grabbing of the ass, but you better be hot.

what the hell are you doing to make ugly strangers grab your ass? Is your existence a provocation?

tbh this guy wasn't the pits but he certainly wasn't Brad Pitt either. i dunno! i think it's an epidemic going around Brooklyn.

tbh idk if anyone has ever grabbed my ass