oh shit i almost forgot, thanks for the reminder jeb!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 18 May 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link
Such a fucking cheat that he is John not Jebediah.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link
haha wait what
― Οὖτις, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:19 (nine years ago) link
John Ellis Bush
sry u had to find out this way
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link
That's it, he's lost my vote. Fucker.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link
Wouldn't Jeb Bush be redundant, then? It'd be like scuba apparatus.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link
atm machine
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link
Just George Oscar Bluth, you see.
― pplains, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fUFVZkm_iwk/mqdefault.jpg
― nickn, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link
Wouldn't Jeb Bush be redundant, then?
haha yeah so he's really Jeb Ush
― Οὖτις, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link
ha ppl shd start addressing him that way without admitting it it sounds almost the same but not quite
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link
I'm fine with Je Bush.
― pplains, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link
Or maybe everyone should call him John E or just plain E, like they did with his brother.
― pplains, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:42 (nine years ago) link
John E. "Smoke" Bush
― Hi! How are you? Have you seen this (WilliamC), Monday, 18 May 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link
lol
I like JE (sounds like "Gee") let's go with that
― Οὖτις, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link
"JE Bush, did you think up that answer all by yourself?"
"JE that sounds like a terrible idea, have you really thought this through"
Clearly someone realized really early on that "J. E. Bush" sounded way too much like a robber baron. While I'd love for the news to start calling him that, it does border on "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" stuff.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link
Like the Tea Baggers and "Hussein", I just want the American people to realize that John Bush share the same first name as the guy who shot Reagan.
― pplains, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:55 (nine years ago) link
haha
― Οὖτις, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link
Lincoln had a secretary named Jeb.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 May 2015 18:00 (nine years ago) link
Christie attacked "civil liberties extremists" in a 50-MINUTE foreign policy speech in New Hampshire.
Now srsly, who the fuck could listen to that?
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link
LIVE FREE OR DIE WHAT THE SHIT KIND OF LICENCE PLATE IS THAT FFS SOMEON BRING ME A SCHOOL TEACHER TO YELL AT
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link
@ggreenwald Beautiful, Cozy Bipartisanship: Hillary Clinton Paid by Education Company Partially Owned & Managed By .... Jeb Bush
https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/05/18/hillary-clinton-paid-jeb-bushs-education-company/
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 May 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFeYtE3WIAE-RfL.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link
So high, you can't get over it...
― Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link
not good enough Je
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link
ppl tell me to not love my family, to not love their invasions, and u know what im just not gonna do that
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link
why can't he just hate his family like a normal person
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link
they wont let u in the illuminati i think
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link
aw come ON I want the full three-ring circus!
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2015/05/20/first-republican-debate-is-limited-to-10-candidates/
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link
lol limited to 10!
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link
dem debates just gonna be hillary looking sternly at bernie and omalley while they all silently sip tea around an elegant yet understated centerpiece
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0rT5Vdc.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link
choice rubio detail in the middle of this wapo article (about rand paul's patriot act filabuster):
Late Wednesday night Sens. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) and Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), two of his competitors for the GOP presidential nomination, showed up in the chamber. Cruz presided over the body and, when done, spoke on the floor, urging colleagues to support the USA Freedom Act. Rubio presided and appeared to be engrossed in a magazine.
― brimstead, Thursday, 21 May 2015 06:41 (nine years ago) link
just FYI, jeb bush has important thoughts on climate change
"For the people to say the science is decided on this is really arrogant, to be honest with you"+"I don't think the science is clear of what percentage is man-made and what percentage is natural. It's convoluted"
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 May 2015 13:44 (nine years ago) link
im no scientist but the percentages look extremely screwy imho
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2015 14:10 (nine years ago) link
The important thing is we keep questioning whether scientists are lying and not whether it is cool companies can dump carbon into the air we all breathe with little financial disincentive.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 21 May 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link
And if Mother Nature is doing it, we're off the hook! Woo Hoo! Suck it, planet earth!
― nickn, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link
haha yr move natural ecosystem
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link
x-post--Wonder what magazine Rubio was reading?
― curmudgeon, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link
Juggs
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link
teen people
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link
holy shit @ this:
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― goole, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link
lol missed that
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link
Steve Schale, the Florida strategist who wrote the “Marco Rubio scares me” blog post, said that when he worked for the Democratic leader of the Florida House of Representatives, his boss, Dan Gelber, had a saying about Mr. Rubio’s effect on crowds, and about his sincerity: “Young women swoon, old women pass out, and toilets flush themselves.”
strange plumbing problems in Florida
― Οὖτις, Friday, 22 May 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link
as the sea levels rise you'll see stranger shit yet
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 May 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link
“Young women swoon, old women pass out, and the toilet flushes you.”
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link
Sounds like a real Jim Morrison.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 22 May 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link
I'd love the quote if it weren't the offhand sexism
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 May 2015 17:30 (nine years ago) link