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lol @ malcom rex.

haha xp

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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How is your wedding coming along?

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Matt_Damon.jpg
Great, great; she's a doctor.

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That's outstanding.

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Yeah.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/0e/150px-Velociraptor222.jpg
Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work.
[Laughs]

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[Laughing] Yeah, it's working... Overtime!

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I'm glad to hear that.

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Yeah... Thank you.

― gff, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Ma – can I have snack

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/80/250px-Chickenlady.jpg YOU ARE NOT MY SON.

― remy bean, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

(that was funny in my head – a velociraptor calling the bird lady his mom; and she denying it)

― remy bean, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

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"Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?"

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://serc.carleton.edu/images/introgeo/earthhistory/citysaur.jpg

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
[Crowd cheers]

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

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ATTICA! ATTICA!!

― ghost rider, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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"For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead. "

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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"i like to pretend my tongue's a police detective, and her clit is the guy who killed my partner"

― never acid again, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link

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"There is no difference right now. See, Mike, the only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. But you can't do anything to make her want to come back. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back."

― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

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"Yeah! Crabcakes and Football. That's what Maryland does! "

― Kerm, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

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"You wanted confirmation, Captain? Take a look! There's your confirmation! "

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

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"Come back! Come back! Don't leave without me! Come back!"

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"I can't come back! I don't know how it works! Good-bye folks!"

― Tape Store, Saturday, 12 May 2007 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

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"You can't handle the truth!"

― Tape Store, Saturday, 12 May 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Tyranosorkin Rex

― Kerm, Saturday, 12 May 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

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"I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon."

― remy bean, Saturday, 12 May 2007 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

... but seriously, how come dinosaurs never leave ghosts? surely some are vengeful, some are pissed-off and need some kind of retribution so they can cross over into the spirit world.

― remy bean, Saturday, 12 May 2007 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, loch ness monster! that's why they can't catch it!

― latebloomer, Saturday, 12 May 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

This thread is quintessential ILX: A single topic goes on a divergence toward creative hilarity.

Anyways, I still believe that Jurassic Park is one of the most magnificent movies that I have ever seen.

― youcangoyourownway, Saturday, 3 May 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link

"malcolm rex" lol

― and what, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link

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― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I saw JPIII in the theater and have no memory of it at all. YouTube suggests that the talking Raptor might have just been a dream sequence which would be pretty disappointing...

― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

TS: Jurassic Park vs. Congo.

― ian, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

both pretty awesome movies.

― ian, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

the SNES JP game was pretty good

― DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

The Genesis one was a fun platformer too. I thought the Wolf 3d stuff in the snes one was kinda weaksauce

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

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^^^also good

― DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:14 (sixteen years ago) link

oh god congo is seriously one of the most fun movies to watch drunk

― latebloomer, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

you are too young to be drinking!!!!

― ian, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

wha

― latebloomer, Saturday, 3 May 2008 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Malcolm Rex

― latebloomer, Friday, May 11, 2007 4:39 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― through hellfire and aspergers (cankles), Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link

the scene where sam neill is sitting in a tree and imitates a BRONTOSAURUS CALL to get all these brontosaurii to crane their necks up above the forest canopy and stare at him

man

that is magic

― through hellfire and aspergers (cankles), Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I do love this film.

― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 4 April 2009 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link

man what a great movie.
― ethan, Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (7 years ago)

^as true now as it was 16 Jan 2002 01:00

― DavidM, Saturday, 4 April 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Hold on to your butts!

― Viceroy, Sunday, 5 April 2009 00:49 (fifteen years ago) link

dinahsaww

― light turns red *hardy neanderthal guffaw* (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 April 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link

when i was 12 i wrote a sequel to jurassic park for a creative writing class. it was basically Predator in the south american jungle with a group of escaped Velociraptors. still the best thing i've ever written. (the raptors win.)

― ryan, Sunday, 5 April 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

haha my friend would do that for basically every writing assignment in 4th grade. Eventually he ended up at Jurassic Park 6.

― Viceroy, Sunday, 5 April 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I just bought a boxed set of I,II, and III and another disc of even more bonuses for a fiver in Sainsburys. Hours of Jurassic fun.

― commons hack spat (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 5 April 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Silicon Graphics, whose public profile was increased substantially by this movie, sold for a sad-sack $20 million to another has-been this past week.

― fajita seas, Sunday, 5 April 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I just bought a boxed set of I,II, and III and another disc of even more bonuses for a fiver in Sainsburys. Hours of Jurassic fun.

― commons hack spat (Ned Trifle II)

well yes, 2 hours of Jurassic Fun then the 2 shite sequels :P

― Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Sunday, 5 April 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Jeff Goldblum. what a totally awesome dude.

― salsa shark, Saturday, 8 August 2009 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Hold on to your butts! x 1000

http://www.made2mentor.com/Images/jurassicholdbutts.jpg

― PIN number at the ATM Machine (Z S), Saturday, 8 August 2009 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

I forgot that Samuel Adams was in this movie!

― napolyanna (chip dumstorf), Sunday, 9 August 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Samuel Johnson, I mean

― napolyanna (chip dumstorf), Sunday, 9 August 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

hold onto your butts, indeed

― napolyanna (chip dumstorf), Sunday, 9 August 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Samuel Jackson, you mean?

― salsa shark, Sunday, 9 August 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Jurassic Park wasa gyp compared to the book but still enjoyable. Not the horrible abomination that was The Lost World. perhaps if the movie had winked at the audience more...but nope, it was actual not smirking or holding any irony at all when the little black girl SOMERSAULTS and kicks over a dinosaur that WEIGHS SEVERAL TONS.

― Cyberdune Butt (Elvin Wayburn Phillips), Sunday, 9 August 2009 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

more like sockuel jacksock

― velko, Sunday, 9 August 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx6X_VLtfIc

^^ still my favorite scene in the movie

― a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

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